Ah, yes, Tyler and Jacob, February 2, 2008. Thank you Rush Limbaugh slash Pat Buchanan slash Karl Rove. As we discovered in the recent presidential administration the constant production of smoking guns can be time consuming and sometimes involve the justice department, the C.I.A., and the F.B.I. Yes, Tyler did take his smoking hot gun and without the benefit of a silencer invade the inner sanctum of Twink Jacob. Yes, Director of Production David did offer them $1500 each for said invasion. However, before, before you get too heady on the smell of gun smoke Rush/Pat/Karl – prior to the invasion the following statements were made:
David: “you put on a condom and get a $! 000.00”
Jacob “Besides, back when I’ve had a girlfriend, I’ve never really used a condom.”
Tyler “That’s kind of dangerous”
All of this was said before – I’m sorry – this should follow the rules of chat room etiquette – All of this was said BEFORE – the decision to fuck or film was made. I regret, even as I regret that Ross and Erik were allowed to fuck without condoms, but they insisted. But in both cases the idea came from the performer and not David.
To use a line I frequently use with my sons when they go hunting with their father: “Now you be careful, sweetie, and don’t play with a loaded gun. You might shoot yourself in the foot.”
As a film studies teacher, the differrence between the film of the moon landing and the commercial about dog food is that one is real and one is make believe - one must learn to tell the difference.
