No, it wouldn't. You've probably sometimes cringed when you've read my love letters to you on this forum over the past year, laced with words like klutzy, amateur, corny, tasteless, homemade, kitschy, dumb, creepy, unhip, nerdy and uncool. I frankly don't think anyone carrying adjectival baggage like that around could suddenly move successfully into the world you're talking about, where the boys are angels, the angles many, the lighting studied, the bodies exquisite and the stiffies guaranteed. Most of the episodes of
Broke Straight Boys are the reverse of that. Remember when I told you I love the cast of characters, you in all your glory (see above) and the boys ranging in body type from Auschwitz to WeightWatchers? The Blair Witch camera style, jiggly and erroneous, makes it feel like there's a person holding the device. The boys forgetting everything you guys just went over prior to the shoot and putting their bare feet in their pretty mouths is sometimes a bit cringemaking, but it's also a central part of what
Broke Straight Boys is all about. You could argue that what Mark and Blu edit and upload looks like a bunch of outtakes and bloopers, just some guys messing around with a cam being nervous and saying dumb things and balking at having to do that fag shit. But that's what we love about this site.
It has to be said that sometimes, despite the myth that this is all pure reality, the pretense peeps through and jars a bit. I wish there were some way that you could include a sort of ironic commentary, at the end of the texts you'll be writing, about what went wrong during the shoot. If it rang true it could be another unique reason why
Broke Straight Boys is so different.
Finally, you should do a parody of a Corbin Fisher/
Bel Ami shoot with Tyler and
Logan in the living room of a Palm Beach mansion, and try it out on us hahaha