What's so effin' special about Tyler anyway?

[slimvintage]

This thread was bumped up with regards to the upcoming films, especially the Leon/Tylor alleged kissing films. Now all it's done is go over past ground...

We all know Tyler is the most popular model on the site but do we have to keep going on about it...

I hope Tyler reads this thread whenever it's bumped up so he can see how we still elbow each other out of the way to get his attention so we can tell him how cool he is.

Tyler, Tyler, over here. Over here dude. Over here, to the left. Me, the one waving with both hands...

 

[carking1]

Slim, just when you and I started getting along, something comes up and we have to disagree again. Tyler is mine. Get another model. Just kidding!

Seriously, did you ever meet someone or just get to know someone, if only through the lens of a camera and feel something? It's hard to put into words, and I know that Tyler is popular on the site and would never be interested in someone like me, but he is one person I just want to cuddle up with, all of our clothes on, watch a funny, inane movie, and laugh and talk about it all night. I think it would be a hoot to get into a serious discussion about a stupid movie, make silly references to it, and laugh until our sides hurt. Whoever out there wants to, you can fantasize getting into his pants, and I wish you luck. I would settle for friendship and a cuddle. He's that special.

 

[BrianMass]

I am an old man, and Tyler ALWAYS gets a rise out of me.... I find that he is one of the best cock-suckers on screen. I believe that he likes taking dick. I also loved the chemistry between he and Dustin. The scene of Dustin fucking Tyler is one of the hottest. Tyler is into the scene almost as deeply as Dustin is in his ass!!

Tyler, I understand that you read through many of the posts. I want you to know that you have made many of us happy, and sooooooo fucking horny.

 

[mikeyank]

I am an old man, and Tyler ALWAYS gets a rise out of me.... I find that he is one of the best cock-suckers on screen. I believe that he likes taking dick. I also loved the chemistry between he and Dustin. The scene of Dustin fucking Tyler is one of the hottest. Tyler is into the scene almost as deeply as Dustin is in his ass!!

Tyler, I understand that you read through many of the posts. I want you to know that you have made many of us happy, and sooooooo fucking horny.

It was very nice to read your post showing your love for Tyler, and thanks for reminding us about Tyler's wonderful scene with the late Dustin. As Jon said in a previous post, Tyler is the most popular model ever on Broke Straight Boys, and you helped enumerate some of the reasons why.

I hope that Tyler's latest foray onto the futon is well received, as I hated to see the bashing he took from some, when he re-appeared in the new HD episodes. Tyler is a Broke Straight Boys Hall of Famer, and I believe he has earned his chops and should bask in his glory.

But being a staunch defender of free speech, I welcome all opinions on tomorrow's release, but I know I will enjoy seeing Tyler again, and his partner Scott is a total hottie too.

 

[joninliverton]

I still can't understand why he gave all those free kisses away on the Boy Gusher site and is economic with them on Broke Straight Boys

 

[slimvintage]

I still can't understand why he gave all those free kisses away on the Boy Gusher site and is economic with them on Broke Straight Boys

This is just a dumb guess, trying to put two and two together to make 5, but in his BTS interview it came out that he has a tough time having to deal with some of the models. I agree. I'd have a tough time having to deal with the mini Mr. Curtis for instance, who "starred" in his $200 solo yesterday. He's a cute guy, has a nice dick and a nicer foreskin, isn't stupid, and comes across as a nice kid, but his Big Personality (maybe in compensation for being really short?) had me at one point almost expecting David to say, "it's only porn, relax, shut up and jack off." But this time to the model instead of to me haha.

 

[slimvintage]

Slim, just when you and I started getting along, something comes up and we have to disagree again. Tyler is mine. Get another model. Just kidding!

Seriously, did you ever meet someone or just get to know someone, if only through the lens of a camera and feel something? It's hard to put into words, and I know that Tyler is popular on the site and would never be interested in someone like me, but he is one person I just want to cuddle up with, all of our clothes on, watch a funny, inane movie, and laugh and talk about it all night. I think it would be a hoot to get into a serious discussion about a stupid movie, make silly references to it, and laugh until our sides hurt. Whoever out there wants to, you can fantasize getting into his pants, and I wish you luck. I would settle for friendship and a cuddle. He's that special.

We both read aquarius' lovely story about Tyler's doing a favor with his 4x4, picking up the cabinet and taking time to charm the little old lady who delivered it to him. He likes aquarius a lot (who's about our age), and he was kind to the cabinet lady, who might be more or less in our bracket too.

So who's to say that Tyler wouldn't do a funny movie with you? Just remember that "he doth not suffer fools gladly" so any forumite who met him would have to be on his toes. But I can imagine your being a great friend for him.

 

[toddo777]

Yeah, Tyler has always been one of my favorites, but I was never really sure why I found him so hot. With my other favorites I could always point out the specific things I liked. Your list has helped me solve the mystery!

 

[slimvintage]

Yeah, Tyler has always been one of my favorites, but I was never really sure why I found him so hot. With my other favorites I could always point out the specific things I liked. Your list has helped me solve the mystery!

Hey, I saw this post a bit earlier and liked it very much. I didn't reply then because of the sweet, minor key tone of your message; so even saying thank you seemed needlessly protagonistic on my part. But having now dipped back into the forum, and found your post on the nomenclature of homosexuality, I want to thank you for what you say about the list helping you define Tyler for yourself. And say how much I enjoyed reading your long post on the nuances of the word fag.

And I agree that Tyler isn't a two dimensional, easy to read hottie. His attraction is based on the whole gestalt: even some of his otherwise negative characteristics only add to his amazing charm when taken in context with the total person.

 

[toddo777]

That's so true, Slim. The sexiest guys are usually not the ones who turn heads everywhere they go, but rather the ones whose hotness is slowly revealed in a subtle way that keeps growing on you. It feels like a seduction when they get more and more attractive over time and the reasons aren't obvious. A lot of the guys on Broke Straight Boys seem to have this quality. I'd think that couldn't be an easy thing to portray in a format like this, but the site does a really good job at it and that's why it's so great!

So many of the videos put out by the big studios with their almost god-like porn stars aren't nearly as sexy to me as Broke Straight Boys videos. Maybe because a lot of the major porn stars appear so perfect at first glance, their sex appeal has nowhere to go but down when expectations being set so high in the beginning.

 

[Jayman01]

That's so true, Slim. The sexiest guys are usually not the ones who turn heads everywhere they go, but rather the ones whose hotness is slowly revealed in a subtle way that keeps growing on you. It feels like a seduction when they get more and more attractive over time and the reasons aren't obvious. A lot of the guys on Broke Straight Boys seem to have this quality. I'd think that couldn't be an easy thing to portray in a format like this, but the site does a really good job at it and that's why it's so great!

So many of the videos put out by the big studios with their almost god-like porn stars aren't nearly as sexy to me as Broke Straight Boys videos. Maybe because a lot of the major porn stars appear so perfect at first glance, their sex appeal has nowhere to go but down when expectations being set so high in the beginning.

I totally agree. Very well said.

 

[LoganBroad]

(a) his personality, laid back, collaborative, uncomplicated, responsive?
(b) his physique, smooth, fatfree, limber, coordinated, natural? (except for the tweezer work on his eyebrows)
(c) his voice, awesome light baritone, very modulated with great expressive nuances (does that sound pedantic) and a great, neutral, newsreader's accent?
(d) his intelligence, that split second reaction time to circumstances and cueing while he working, his general knowledge and really wicked mental reflexes plus a big enough vocab to get it across telegraphically?
(e) his sense of humor, ironic but not mean, always ready to find something amusing in what's going on during a shoot and usually does, superb timing, great laugh when he cracks up at some absurdity, and while irreverent about Broke Straight Boys he's quietly respectful too? (Great Line in the last vid when debating with Corey the hunter how to spend the dough: "I can kill deer with my car.")
(f) his sensuality, when he's really getting into the guy(s) he's working with and you can feel the testosterone pulsing through him and watch him zone when he cums, that awesome swivel when he's fucking his partner?

Does any of that ring true? What else is so special about him?

He is a sweet kid but he should not try to kill deer with his car. My mother totaled her car last year when she hit a deer. Very expensive and very dangerous.

 

[joninliverton]

He is a sweet kid but he should not try to kill deer with his car. My mother totaled her car last year when she hit a deer. Very expensive and very dangerous.

Agree my friend totalled his 4x4 when a deer jumped onto his bonnet. Scared the shit outta him.

 

[slimvintage]

He is a sweet kid but he should not try to kill deer with his car. My mother totaled her car last year when she hit a deer. Very expensive and very dangerous.

Dave sometimes asks the brokies what they're gonna do with the bread they make sucking each others' dicks against their will.

Tyler said he was gonna spend it on his Grand Cherokee. Corey said he was gonna buy a new gun for his hobby, deerhunting.

Tyler retorted, grinning malignly, "I can kill deer with my car". (subtext: you wouldn't need that new gun if you had a car like mine.) It was just another example of Tyler's nano-second responsiveness, his intuitive, creative, out of the box piss-taking wit.

I absolutely can't believe I'm the only one who thought that was funny.