The Age of Aquarius has gone bald?
I still think that would be unbelievably hot if
Diesal showed up in a scene with his chest/stomach along with his pubes and balls completely shaved bare! I think it's hot when someone moderately hairy, like
Diesal, shaves it all off to see how different he would look. Not only that, but can you imagine how ungodly HUGE his cock would look shaved? The great thing about shaving is that you can quickly let it all grow back. Also, it's a common misconception that only gay boys shave. Quite the opposite is true, in real life a ton of straight guys (especially the muscular, frat type guys) are shaving because a lot of women hate all that hair when they're performing oral.
Piercings and tattoos are more permanent.
Abe
Dear Abe,
You're right about the preference for shaved gonads by similarly shaved females. Heaven forbid that the permanent "landing-strip" become slightly irritated by the wire and ticklish rain-forest of her ape-like love slave! Beyond that, I am not so sure the mandate is as strong
"conformity for its own sake" among similarly unshaven homosapiens. This comes about through the equal protection clause of the US constitution, don't you think?
Regardless, pubes and miscellaneous hairs distributed at random where the sun may- or may-not-shine begs the question
"Is nature simply fucking with our body image or does Gillette have a better and smoother vision - simplicity itself without the frills". I must admit when giving an otherwise enjoyable blow job, that I don't especially enjoy the errant hair having a heyday with my front teeth, permanently attached to my tongue, or being lodged between two tight fitting molars. Dispensing tooth picks following blow jobs for their removal can prove to be labor intensive and often fruitless.
It really spoils a self-portrait intended for the fireplace mantle, your mom' photo album, family reunion photos, your honey's desk at work, or for your grand baby's nursery photo gallery. It is those loose and irresponsible pubes gives the law-abiding pubes a bad name. Those 5-10% free agents on the loose can become dislodged when you sneeze while driving the car thus causing a major accident upon landing directly in your line of vision and, thereby, momentarily blinding you.
Pubes should be outlawed just as the use of your turn signals are universally banned by advanced cultures such as ours for driving around town or on the interstate!
During the second World War, I believe hair (regardless of it's source) was collected nationally for the war effort like used tires. What various and wonderful purposes could be met by your generous gift-were you to willingly part with your golden pubic locks? Just imagine the war debt dwindling away next to nothing with this simply and heart warming gift that most of us don't really need anyway? I can see the bumper stickers and banners proudly stating intently
"Uncle Sam Wants Your PUBES NOW! Do your part and don't delay! Your small sacrifice now could lead us to a great Victory Later!
Yes! I know! WW2 is long over! DARN-IT! Anyway, as you suggested, seeing the difference made by shaving or waxing on slightly hairy guys (such as
Diesal) is precisely Very Sexy and a delight. I have enjoyed just watching the reactions following waxing on perfectly red-blooded straight appearing jocks as sorority or fraternity hazing rights-of-passage or sheerly sadistic entertainment.
Its a riot to watch so long as I don't have to wait my turn.
As tricky and perilous as shaving your balls can be (with few exceptions being a gymnast and/or a ballet dancer), my personal if limited experience was a bit tricky and bloody at times. Though not particularly hairy myself, the desired smoothness I have observed especially behind the balls in the freshly shaved is simply AWE INSPIRING! They have my deepest admiration and respect for their limitless degree of personal dedication required to achieve such a clean and smooth look in an area rarely seeing the warming glow of daylight or the appreciation from wandering eyes.
My biggest 
