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Hell I got a hard on just reading it. LMAO! Vicekid I think you have out done yourself...:thumbup:
 
I'm calling dibs on slimvintage. If I'm going to have some fun on this (almost) deserted island than he and I are building are own "Love Hut".

Casper
 
DAVID,

I think we have the makings of an incredible new show here. Complete with our own STARS. I think you need to get the video ready for some ROCK AND ROLL'IN as we start (drum roll please):




Broke Straight Boys FORUM SURVIVOR ISLAND




Staring: Rifle, Casper, Slim, Ihateazirona



Premise: Broke Straight Boys Forumites at loggerheads on worldly subjects get transported to a remote Desert Island. Only one will survive the hardships and return to Forumland. Who will it be????? Cameras on the Island will film the unfolding drama and will be aired daily.

Each days episode will begin with this haunting song (think Gilligan's Island):

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful debate
That started from this forum post
Aboard this might site.
The post was on 10 straight guys
Our Scorpio brave and sure
Our debators set to talk that day
For a three hour debate, a three hour debate.
The words started getting rough,
Our forum getting tossed,
If not for the courage of our fearless Dave,
The forum would be lost, the forum would be lost.
The debators set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Slimvintage,
And Rifle too,
Plus Casper the Friendly Ghost,
with IhateAriz
And the rest,
Here on Broke Straight Boys Survivor Island

So this is the Tail of the Debators
There yelling, for a long long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an in & out ordeal.
The Friendly Ghost and Rifle
Will do their very best,
To screw the others senseless,
In this tropic Island nest.
No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Just talking, screwing, sucking,
As primative as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a hardon,
From Broke Straight Boys debators,

Here on " Survivor Island".

The End!

Live Long and Prosper

Vicekid







That made me laugh out loud. Love it.

Except there would be no screwing/sucking. Three days without my cell phone and iPod??? I'd cut a bitch!
 
I'm calling dibs on slimvintage. If I'm going to have some fun on this (almost) deserted island than he and I are building are own "Love Hut".

Casper

Now, I am starting to get confused. Is this Survivor Island, Love American Style, Love boat, or Fantasy Island? Sounds like maybe a combination of all of them. I won't knock it. I 'll just read it and watch it. :thumbup:
 
Just get naked and get in line jayman...Slim and I are building a bigger hut...

Love ya
Casper
 
Gentle(persons?),

please keep in mind that i am the director and david is the producer and videographer. We will take your suggestions under consideration.

Casper, i'd be very careful about building that "bigger hut" with slim. There are only about 1 dozen fruit bearing trees left on the island. If you use them to build your bigger hut, you'll have nothing to eat but, yourselves.

Gotta go!

Hey boss,


der cum, der cum!!!

live long and prosper,

vicekid
 
Oh, for God's sake. I do not bring a cattleprod to the pingpong game. I just don't back down when you wave your dictionary in my face. Why in hell would I say deleteriously and talk about laughter? You know deleriously, uncontrolled joy, running around, laughing - that sort of thing. Ha-ha-ha like.

Oh, and while we're on the subject, I don't go for the jugular until I have to. That's Dracula, you know. It's nice to try to label me with that, but it's not true. I will go for it metaphorically when there's a train coming, or a roof falling, or a time bomb ticking.

Pretty neat trick, too, putting quotes around the "several of us," as if I'm making that up. Heck, I don't blame them for not coming forth. It's not fun being slapped down, and I'm certainly not giving you other targets.

But the main thing, Mister, is how much I really don't like that old expression "I was only joshing." Now don't get me wrong. What you said was funny. (Except the ponderous part, but given that your humor can be so obscure, I guess I can forgive that.) In fact it was so funny that I've repeated it several times to friends today and we've all laughed. It just wasn't said in fun, nor was it expressed in fun, nor was it followed up in fun. Am I angry about it? Good Lord, no! I love a good joke. Just don't negate the quality of it by claiming you didn't mean it. That insults me a second time.

Oh, yeah, I never said I was doing anything right. Those are your words. I said "I might be able to do something." Obviously, I couldn't. I need to find you one of those Harry Truman desk signs, you remember, "The Buck Stops Here."

Rifle, that post is why I can't bear it that we aren't besties. You are an amazing man and this was such a great post. In another world you would get to know me and I would you. We've both obviously got misconceptions about each other, but the fact that we've got a lot of it right would be a fine base upon which to build some love.

How are you fixed for a trip in early spring? This island would be very much less godforsaken if you dropped in for a visit. I know you do get to Europe with your family sometimes. If we actually did the Reality Show vicekid has so brilliantly proposed, casper and ariz would be in on it, but since I'm actually serious about the invitation, we could do his Desert Island Fantasy another time.

This is posted in great haste. Please let me know if there are any typos.
 
i cant just come up with 10 I have a dozen..

1. Diesal - everyones fav
2. Mike and Anthony the are almost like twins so they count as one
3. Jimmy
4. Austin
5 Sean
6. Tyler
7. Eric
8. Ross
9 Aiden from may 20
10. Danny
11. Adam the sound guy from April of 06
 
Slim,
Thank you for your insights. And please don't get me wrong, I do LOVE Tyler too. I was just smitten by him since the car show. However, as much as he has been on film, one would think that he could be a bit more demonstrative,which he is not. That is where I find other straight boys who do several shoots, more interesting to watch. Diesal, for instance, comes across with a much straighter presence and did seem a bit shy at first, and now, he has done some incredible shoots! Tyler, even though he recognizes that he is more on the bi side now, still does not have "it", and has never done a shoot that just leaves one awed and craving more. Still, he is a cute boy and I do enjoy watching him.
 
Slim,
Thank you for your insights. And please don't get me wrong, I do LOVE Tyler too. I was just smitten by him since the car show. However, as much as he has been on film, one would think that he could be a bit more demonstrative,which he is not. That is where I find other straight boys who do several shoots, more interesting to watch. Diesal, for instance, comes across with a much straighter presence and did seem a bit shy at first, and now, he has done some incredible shoots! Tyler, even though he recognizes that he is more on the bi side now, still does not have "it", and has never done a shoot that just leaves one awed and craving more. Still, he is a cute boy and I do enjoy watching him.

OK, I feel enough objectivity to see what you mean, but...

Here's what I think it is with me (and since there are so many unconditional Tyler fans, everyone's story would probably be a different one). But when Tyler is being made love to, whether he's being dicksucked or fucked or caressed or kissed, he seems to go into a zone of his own, where his hormones take over and that creeping sensation of lust has begun to spread through his blood. You can see it on his face. He loses himself in a sort of wanton dream. We've all been there. And Tyler, among all the other guys who model on this site, is the one who most is able to let himself go to this place, in front of cameras and lights and crew, and let us see a guy really lost in the sex.

All my gay life one of the most potent turn ons for me is to take a guy to where I see Tyler taken in these films. I love it when a guy alternates between being in his bliss bubble and reaching out to the person who put him there, who finds himself lost in the other person, or maybe finds himself discovered in that person's gaze, unable to tell whose eyes he's looking out from, yours or his.

Tyler if he ever saw this might chortle his crackly laugh and say I was fantasizing about my own invention, that all he's doing is acting. But if that's true it only means he's a terminally talented boy who can portray for David's camera the most subtle moments in a sexual encounter with the most terrifying realism, a turn on in itself. I guess I might get over Tyler some day, but it hasn't come yet.
 
Making love, being paid to have sex, potato, potahto...
 
JLipps, indulge yourself. It's what turns you on and and not anyone else. The 'turn on' and 'turn off' switch has to be flipped in your head. In the end (you'll pardon the pun), it's like asshole and arsehole, they're both just holes surrounded by a small muscle. What makes the difference is the person they're attached to.

Glad you still like Tyler - he's one of the nicest young men in the world. But, tell us, what shifts you into high gear?
 
One more thing about TYLER

JLipps, reading baal and rifle just now I think there's maybe one more thing to add. Despite his ballsy answer-back persona vis a vis Dave and the other models, I think maybe he's essentially "passive" in bed. He once said that being fucked made him feel like such a bitch; it sounded like a sort of complaint, a bit rueful, as if he felt bad feeling that way. When he's being made love to (fucked for money if you insist) he is another person from the one who jeers delightedly at Dave's getting youth jargon wrong (the attempts of senior members trying to define what the forked finger sign means, on another thread, made me think of Dave's "Wassup, no problem" confusion that tickled Tyler so much) or teases Corey about killing deer.

Very few scenes in the porn I've seen have allowed me to believe that I'm watching someone genuinely zone into that perfect place where sex has totally taken over. All the other boys on the futon let you down sooner or later, opening one eye 5 millimeters to see where the camera is or biting their lower lips in an unconvincing way. Tyler is the only one who looks real.

A friend of mine, a lot older, married an Italian count and lived in Rome during the Fellini years. They were invited to all the dolce vita parties, and at one there was a "sex show", as she put it. The two 20 y.o. protagonists were beautiful, and they made love as if they meant it. She said it was the most uncomfortable she'd been for a long time, part of the circle sitting around this couple for an hour, voyeurs and eavesdroppers to their intimacy. I think Tyler gets there for me. As Phyllida said, "It was almost too real."

rifle is right, tell us about yourself mister, and welcome.
 
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Gay, straight or whatever. The selection is great. Austin is my number one fav with Nu following. Even though there may be doubts as to trheir sexuality, but who gives a New Years damn.

jerrysh
 
Jacob-Anthony is on at least half the TT lists. For the guys who didn't put him on theirs, have a look at him here and add an 11th. It's from the time he had his hair cut in a sort of v. short Beatle, like the Dauphin of France in Joan of Arc.

btw, don't watch this if bare offends. It's a video mentioned some time ago on the forum, where you see that he feels confident about the guy who tops and is comfortable not using a condom.

http://www.gayforit.com/video/34773/Breeded
 
Not top 10 but....

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