Seriously? No one likes those boxes of chocolates! They are what people give you for Christmas and Valentine's Day, when they have no idea what you would really like.
So to answer your weird question, I would get one of those mixed bag of mini candy bars. Three kinds only: JIMMIE, Parker, and
Diesal I don't like to mix flavors ever, so Jimmie would be first because he tastes better, then Parker, and
Diesal would be last, obviously because he's MUCH bigger so he would take much longer to eat.
Happy Slimmie?