DUDE! I'm not NEAR that old. I only just had my 87th birthday, last Wednesday. (This really hot kid that works in Homo Depot came and sucked my dick for my birthday! Nothing else that happened counted!) I'm younger than you think and my dick still works. Not really good enough to have sex with someone else, but he'll still bust a nut everyday if I've got good porn or a hot guy to suck on him a little. And
Broke Straight Boys's good enough for him.