Damn, Beth.  You said Christmas but all I got tonight was Halloween.  I was a the supermarket and this hunk was in the store handing out candy to trick or treaters.  He offered me a piece of candy, but I said no, it was for the kids.  He insisted saying it was alright to get one.  I finally said, "Trick or Treat?"  He held up the bowl towards me and I walked away with a snickers.  I left with a fun size snickers.  I would have preferred a "Full Size" candy bar from that hunk as a Christmas present.