Jayce man, that's a brilliant idea to cut shipping costs, but stop and think what we're suggesting here. I'm just remembering everything that's gone on on that futon. If it were dismantled and auctioned off D&E would have to get another one just like it, with zero history behind it, (in order for the straighties to do the pre-fuck futon un-fold as enumerated before: bending over with their stiffies boing-ing and waggling, and their butt, thigh and calf muscles, and their cute lats, all going into action to open it up and drag it away from the wall). The futon itself is a concept that has a ton of meaning: it couldn't be a bed or a big sofa like on other sites. The fact that THEY do it is brilliant, since the action represents a tacit agreement to what's about to happen. Like Wayne and his far-away look, once a straightie has started to collaborate in readying the set, it means his mind is wrapped around the fact that he's about to have another dude's dick in his ass, or whatever. That's hot.
If the steel frame has to be sliced up with a little 5" diamond disk cutter, for charitable purposes, that would be ok (especially if we got to see it happen in an "extra update", in Dave's and Eddie's driveway.) But please not the mattress. It's too much of a
Broke Straight Boys symbol. After the boys cut up the old frame, they could unpack the new one and install the mythic mattress on it, with its intense boy-pheromone level and almost supernatural historical sex charge. And celebrate.
Just a thought, one of the members, a hottie with a bike and car shop over in Mississippi, could be the technical consultant for the shoot. N2DP2QT can you hear me? Couldn't you bike over there (with a bunch of metalworker's goggles and gloves) to keep the boys from cutting their fingers?