What a great idea. OK, here's my take on the phallus. When I was in school in England, my best friend told me that I had a dick that was "handsome" like me. In the main I prefer dicks to have personality rather than to be handsome. I especially like them to curve. Curving right up so that they make an arc and touch the guys stomach when they're hard is awesome, but so is a dick that is making a hand signal hard left or hard right. What about those dicks that curve down? They're also amazing.
The dick also has to match the guy. Andreas and I used to maintain that we could tell what a boy's stiffy would look like just in passing, seeing him dressed, on the street; that's what I mean by matching. Guys with small willies are just as attractive to me as serious studs. I'm mostly top, so a beautiful small hard on can turn me on at least as much as a whopper.
Besides the curve and the size, interesting shapes make for prize willies. Those enormous dicks that are biggest halfway up the shaft, and then taper again to a small dickhead are terrific, but a club shaped one that is bigger at the tip than at the base, is too.
I know that this is gonna freak the anti-foreskin lobby, but I actually think one of the hottest things about an uncut guy is if his foreskin is just tight and long enough to keep his glans covered when he's Rocky. So that he counts on me to pull it back.
This is something I've said a lot, but it forms part of the doctrine. It's much more fun for me to make love to a guy who stays hard while he's being made love to
if you know what I mean, than if he loses his erection. I've been told that the guy's intumescence is no reflection on me, quite the contrary: that he's concentrating solely on my pleasure, that that's what it's all about for him, that he's not own-willy-centered in any way. I tried to be flattered, but...
It's the same on
Broke Straight Boys The boys who stay hard, and cum while they're being pummeled, get extra points.
What do I like done? Do something and I will probably like it. I'm super sensitive down there (well, that's a dumb thing to say, you are too) but stuff done to my willy really gets to me big time. And yours truly's old orgasm has been known to frighten brave boys when they experience it for the first time. Nelson's, in that episode where the other guy screams and shields his face, is something I can identify myself with. Been known to faint; been known to almost faint. Been known to judder, jerk, shudder and generally be buffeted about by a musculature gone haywire while the nervous system concentrates solely on what's happening groinward.
I like dicks so much that it's almost tautological to describe what I like to do to them. Jacking them while I'm making love to their owners is good. I used to be able to fuck and suck at the same time, depending on the guy. Deep throating is something I've put some effort into mastering. Combining that with a sort of hectic light handed masturbation is something I like to do because of the results it reaps, oh mamma.
I love it when both, or occasionally all, the dicks in play are being treated like the gentlemen, and the wanton sluts, that they are.
Jayce, thanks for asking, you're probably thinking: TMI