I'd choose the boy I thought might possibly like to spend a week at my place. Imagine winning the contest and picking someone who would give anything on EARTH to be anywere else on the planet other than Chez Slim.
Logan isn't gay. I love that guy, but if the point of the contest is to fantasize about sex with a porn person, I don't do that with him. I like to watch him blush and prove yet again how smart and nice he is in the vignettes, but I can't quite imagine Loags and me shagging. Kevin ditto. MikeR is straight. He would be a terrific lot of fun: he's a really funny, stereotypical indie/alternative/random, mildly rad 420 cuteassed inky kid. I could hang out with him for 24 hours and do some of his type of stuff, but it would be downhill after that and I'd have to find some guys his age for him to play with. Str8 Shane Tank seems to me to be very into his own thing, even to the point of moodiness. I know all about silk screening and we could make a bunch of exceptional teeshirts, but if some of the hotties he's been filmed with didn't turn him on, I wouldn't either. Shane Eriksson is, quite frankly, out of my league. I think he is enough of an Old Soul (I've seen a blog or two where he contributes) to observe the PC gay tenet, hypocritical as is much gay cant, that "age is just a number", so if I actually thought he'd find it hot for me to fuck him, I'd think twice about leaving him in the line up.
Josh is another matter. He's very like the guys I've always ended up having great relationships with, in some ways more than any of the others. In the futon discourse we've seen he cuts right through the fluff and manages to say, despite being very young, something real every time. He's a terrific logical thinker, and intuitively poses the pros and cons of choices he's faced with very charmingly. His physique is probably the most paradigmatically slimvintage ideal of any of the guys on
Broke Straight Boys His attitude to sex is perfect: complicatedly wanton at the same time as uncomplicatedly laid back. I think he might be a Scorpio. But would he have to be dragged weeping onto the plane? If he were genuinely cool to spend a week with me, it would be really wrenching to pick someone else. He's so adorable in every way.
But all things being equal Nelson is the guy I'd pick. I'm pretty sure we'd have a terrific time for the whole 7 days. carking has enumerated lots of the reasons why he's so attractive, many of them contrarian, which only makes it better. And he and I have two things in common that might help to some degree to make the visit a success: he obviously speaks Spanish, and he has these endless orgasms that register 7 on the Richter Scale.
I know that a lot of Nelson's fans think it's petty to quibble about his spare tire, but I know I could go some way to getting it off him. By keeping him on his back in bed the whole time if nothing else, without food.
