For us to make an "iinformed choice" and not just an "inflamed choice"
Dearest Blake,
To be kind, I feel most forumites are "a little bit on the "VISUAL SIDE" to begin with! For our brains to begin functioning, we need to have the required "pavlovian stimulous", meaning a picture with/ and another picture without/"Styled hair" along with your mandatory "beautifully fabulous butt shot in the near background"! That's essential for us to begin salivating in anticipation and our becoming truly objective in this scientific endeavor. Remember "Polls" are only as good as the data they include exciting the voter to take action Yea or Nay through their vote. Think of your glorious butt as dangling that essential "proverbial carrot" under the horse's nose as necessary incentive I mentioned earlier.
After all, you and you alone must decide if this "life-or-death poll" over your styled or unstyled hair is crucial enough for potential voters to go to the extra effort of you providing truly decisive statistically significant data! After all, you may never have this chance again to prove your point by getting the best polling data available!
I am a firm believer that we ALL can learn something from everyone we encounter, regardless of their station in life. It is for us to make the best of whatever they have to offer us!
Sincerely,
Stimpy