Dear Smiley,
Jimmy is the poster boy for
Broke Straight Boys re-branding. That means he doesn't do shit on the
Broke Straight Boys set and, even so, he gets paid for doing exactly that,
nothing but showing his bad attitude. It reminds me of the overly conceded and arrogant
Broke Straight Boys model, Branden. All Branden had going for him was a "girthy cock" with absolutely "no personality" other than
he was all about letting everyone else do whatever work was to be done in the scene. He typically resisted participating more than any model
Broke Straight Boys has ever had.
I fear that good looking, "
straight" as a board Jimmy ain't about to get too involved either because management has given him the "
okay" and reinforced the idea that Jimmy is "
special" and his "
bad attitude and unwillingness to get involved" is what
Broke Straight Boys is enthusiastically paying him for. Don't you know, that gives me the biggest boner EVER!
Do you think I need to get to the Emergency Room to have them help me "lower my expectations" now that my erection has lasted longer than the "little blue pill" special effect was supposed to last?
Dear Smiley, don't you see how this permissive attitude coming from management of "
spare the rod, spoils the childmight send a mixed message"? I think Jimmy, with his notoriously bad attitude, is acting like a spoiled brat that is too big for his "straight britches"! He needs to face reality for once, the reality that this is after all a gay porn site, despite the actual name!
Dear Smiley, your question seems reasonable enough...
"Jimmy is obviously the star. When is he at least going to suck dick?" I cannot fault you with your logic!
Just, please, please don't hold your breath! It probably would be in vain, after all. I would hate to lose you from the forum over something as temporary as "Jimmy" (
not to be confused with the super-accommodating "Jimmie Slater" in ancient Broke Straight Boys history).
Sincerely,
Stimpy
To my good friend Stimpy,
I must respectfully disagree with you on several points. You highlight in red your opinion that Jimmy shows his "bad attitude". I don't see this at all. In fact, I find him to be charming, quick witted and personable. If I were lucky enough to attend a live
Broke Straight Boys event where Jimmy made an appearance, I would feel honored to be among the gay men whom he mingles with at these events, and he seems quite humble and respectful to his audience and with his gay co-workers.
Of course when he is filming a "scene" for Clay for the site, he is following a script that has been laid out for him, and he is very good in his role as the straight top who gets serviced by the bi or gay model that he is partnered with. But it seems quite obvious to me that he is having fun with his wisecracks and his playful attitude, and Clay and his co stars seem to go along with his jokes. When he was partnered with Jamie, there seemed to be a lot of jock style comradery between the two, trading quips, and little put downs.
I also disagree with your comparison of Jimmy to Braden. Braden seemed a bit "dull", was not terribly attractive and showed almost zero personality. I agree with your assessment that :
"All Branden had going for him was a "girthy cock" with absolutely "no personality" "
If I were to compare Jimmy to any previous models on
Broke Straight Boys, I would use Tank Shane, Jordan or
Mike Robbins as models with a similar "straight boy vibe" who were not here to bottom, but to be the prototypical "straight top" type that many devotees of this site crave to see, with very masculine looks, attitudes, and manner in the way they have sex. They do not exhibit the loving tender vibe of a Jimmie Slater or a Porn Shane, but they are a different genre of "
Broke Straight Boys". I am not saying that one type of model is better or superior to the other, as all of our sexual desires are all oh so varied, and it is impossible to definitively declare one type better than the other. It is all subjective to the person watching.
As far as Smiley's question of "When is he at least going to suck dick?", that is an interesting question. I suggest you stay tuned to future episodes of
Broke Straight Boys to find out. It will certainly make for an interesting, and to me a very exciting moment when another dude's hard cock is sucked by the handsome, macho straight boy Jimmy. I also wouldn't be totally shocked if he eventually does take a dick to his pretty ass, as Tank Shane was coerced to do, or as
Mike Robbins attempted on one occasion.
But I do believe that it is all part of the evolution of this straight boy that Mark and Clay have decided to feature as their first "star" of
Broke Straight Boys-v 2. It is a slow progression, but one that seems quite believable to me, (within the context of this fantasy quasi reality site).
You and the other's who are tired of Jimmy are certainly entitled to your opinions, but I am a very satisfied customer with what I've seen of him, so far. I am far from bored by Jimmy and am looking forward to the further development of him on the site.
