Is Phillonaire a Real Person?

[tim114]

Phil is on the Forum (ON) and has been for awhile. When I check his profile, he has been on the thread, The Job Market, forever. Did he fall asleep or is just a really slow reader? Or is Phil a part of the fantasy of Broke Straight Boys?

Tim

 

[slimvintage]

Phil is on the Forum (ON) and has been for awhile. When I check his profile, he has been on the thread, The Job Market, forever. Did he fall asleep or is just a really slow reader? Or is Phil a part of the fantasy of Broke Straight Boys?

Tim

Tim, is this gonna be this weekend's most popular thread? My two cents worth: A boy called Phillionaire (he either nicknamed himself that or someone who knows he's an ambitious kid thought of it first) who's started up the promotion ladder at work is dug into a thread called The Job Market, surprise, surprise. Give me some scandal Tim, or some kind of revelation. If he had been busy on his own profile updating the photo albums, now there's something we would all drop in to check out.

 

[tim114]

Slim,

Does Phill (if there is a real Phill) want to work in the food service industry or does he want to do gay porn? You seem to want to see his ass. You would probably like to be his manager. But the basic question is: Is Phill real?

Tim

 

[Ms. Kianna]

But the basic question is: Is Phill real?

Tim

I have often wondered the same thing Tim.

 

[tampa24]

Well, it would certainly not be the first or second time that some supposedly hot, young, naive guy came on the site trying to get attention....and then turned out to be a fake. Sometimes it has been a 47 year old guy claiming to be 20. Presumably for the sole purpose of being a tease and getting guys all hot and bothered over nothing more than a fictitious caricature. All for his own amusement of course.

Other times it has been a real 18-19 y/o who told us a whole lot of entirely fictitious things about himself to get lots of attention...who we found some of the real truth about later...and then vanished in the mist.

I for one believe that Phil is for real. Why do I feel like I'm trying to defend the existence of Santa Claus? haha

Though after what we have been through in the past I don't blame anyone for being a little suspicious and guarded. That's a healthy thing on the internet.

I'm glad Phil is back with us.

 

[Markymark]

Slim,

Does Phill (if there is a real Phill) want to work in the food service industry or does he want to do gay porn? You seem to want to see his ass. You would probably like to be his manager. But the basic question is: Is Phill real?

Tim

The last post he made was at 4:35 am yesterday, so if not Phill, then who is posting in his name, and how?

 

[tampa24]

Phil is on the Forum (ON) and has been for awhile. When I check his profile, he has been on the thread, The Job Market, forever. Did he fall asleep or is just a really slow reader? Or is Phil a part of the fantasy of Broke Straight Boys?

Tim

When I turn off my computer I am still listed as ON. Even when I have to sign back on to get into the forum. So there is nothing suspicious about that. Unless you go through the process of logging out of the forum it still lists you as ON. Maybe even for as long as 24 hours or so.

 

[MissDeidra]

More like the question is, who is Tim??

Booyakasha!!

 

[Denny Bear]

I frankly think this thread is much a due about nothing because how do we know anyone is real? Anyone of us could very easily make a fake profile with any name we chose. If however Phil would like to simply put this to rest all he would need to do is post a new picture of himself holding up something like a napkin. That would at least prove the picture is real and current.

 

[slimvintage]

Slim,

Does Phill (if there is a real Phill) want to work in the food service industry or does he want to do gay porn? You seem to want to see his ass. You would probably like to be his manager. But the basic question is: Is Phill real?

Tim

I had a friend who used to pose droll queries like that to us once he was high as a kite. He'd just smile and blink and repeat the question directly after he'd been told to shut up Darrell for holy fuck's sake, not that shit again. I loved that guy.

You're not saying that the person or entity posting under the name of Phillionaire doesn't exist, obviously, since there's something out there posting, you've been reading the posts yourself. So in that tenuous metaphysical sense of "existence", he is real. I think what you must mean is that you're questioning that the image being projected by him, or her, actually squares with the writer behind the story. You're hinting that Phillionaire is a publicity stunt invented by Blu. In that sense you're saying that he is too good to be true, that he's so attractive that he has to be a marketing ploy set up to engage the forum. First Rob, and now Phil, or something like that. It's a clever hypothesis.

Most people on the forum have seen photos of him passed out asleep sprawled on a table at the bar his crowd hangs out at, with his friends watching over the corpse. We've seen a bunch of pictures of his dick, quite a sight when fully tumescent. As you say, we saw at least one photo of his ass, a group pic of him and 4 friends lined up for the obligatory roadside post-sixpack pee, taken from behind with waistbands at knee level. Those were some great photos.

As far as the managerial thing, I'm thinking about that. But it would be the other way around: I'd want him to manage me. Phillions ain't to be sneezed at.

 

[tim114]

Phil has not been back with a new photo holding a napkin. Scorpio could well be Phil. Scorpio could have a multiple-personality disorder. Or, maybe, Scorpio is just creative and trying the make the Forum more interesting. Possibly a new photo of Scorpio holding a napkin would help to clear this up.

Tim

 

[scorpio]

Phil has not been back with a new photo holding a napkin. Scorpio could well be Phil. Scorpio could have a multiple-personality disorder. Or, maybe, Scorpio is just creative and trying the make the Forum more interesting. Possibly a new photo of Scorpio holding a napkin would help to clear this up.

Tim

Mmmm yeah, you guys have way too much time in your hand Why don't you watch a video and keep them busy lol

 

[MissDeidra]

Someone has seen Conspiracy Theory one too many times!

 

[tim114]

I will continue working on this. I have been working on the Kennedy assassination for years. I am currently involved in investigating any possible involvement of Scorpio in this event. So far, it appears he wasn't involved. (LOL)

Tim

 

[slimvintage]

Phil has not been back with a new photo holding a napkin. Scorpio could well be Phil. Scorpio could have a multiple-personality disorder. Or, maybe, Scorpio is just creative and trying the make the Forum more interesting. Possibly a new photo of Scorpio holding a napkin would help to clear this up.

Tim

Dude you would have loved the one he (no, not Scorpio) posted of himself right out of the shower beside his fogged up bathroom mirror, across which he had written Broke Straight Boys! Cute as a button dude, cute as a button. AND really nice handwriting on top of everything else. Man, those were the days. I got so much flak (in the vein of "you just wanna see his ass and be his manager") for thinking he was cool and hot. To me kids like him are what make America wonderful. Seriously.

Anyway Scorpio has done his bit, he invented Rob.

 

[tim114]

Good handwriting makes my dick hard.

Tim

 

[scorpio]

Anyway Scorpio has done his bit, he invented Rob.

Slim!!! Nooo!! Don't put ideas in people's head lol hehe

 

[scorpio]

I will continue working on this. I have been working on the Kennedy assassination for years. I am currently involved in investigating any possible involvement of Scorpio in this event. So far, it appears he wasn't involved. (LOL)

Tim

Thanks Tim, so far it looks like you're a good investigator hehe

 

[Denny Bear]

Dude you would have loved the one he (no, not Scorpio) posted of himself right out of the shower beside his fogged up bathroom mirror, across which he had written Broke Straight Boys! Cute as a button dude, cute as a button. AND really nice handwriting on top of everything else. Man, those were the days. I got so much flak (in the vein of "you just wanna see his ass and be his manager") for thinking he was cool and hot. To me kids like him are what make America wonderful. Seriously.

Anyway Scorpio has done his bit, he invented Rob.

Hey Slim are all these pictures your talking about still posted some where? I didn't see them and your driving me crazy.

 

[slimvintage]

Hey Slim are all these pictures your talking about still posted some where? I didn't see them and your driving me crazy.

He had the best member page in Broke Straight Boys history. I haven't checked back but I think someone told me he'd taken down all that ace photography. You might check his page and go to the albums. All excellent stuff.