I'm bored .... Helppp

[raysvq]

I said "tempted" not "proceeded"

I am a pacifist & I will belt the crap out of anyone who says I am not

 

[Kodieboy]

NEVER, NEVER, EVER let the GROOM order the wedding cake ..
.
.

 

[Kodieboy]

Let's see if I understand
how the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off
while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of


lung cancer,

your family blames the tobacco company.




If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

you blame television.




If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.





And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.



I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.



So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

 

[raysvq]

I'm still here - wanking alone
Oh well I better stop as I have to go get a headjob.

 

[Kodieboy]

from whoooooooooooo

 

[raysvq]

from whoooooooooooo

My hairdresser

 

[Kodieboy]

really ? noooooooooooooooo wayyyyyyyy lol

 

[Kodieboy]

I am a pacifist & I will belt the crap out of anyone who says I am not

lol......... bring it on

 

[i2ina69]

NEVER, NEVER, EVER let the GROOM order the wedding cake ..
.
.

OMG kodie you never fail to crack me up, thanx....................

 

[raysvq]

really ? noooooooooooooooo wayyyyyyyy lol

I knew that would grab your attention
Headjob as in haircut

 

[raysvq]

Catch you guys tomorrow

 

[Kodieboy]

lol it got me..........

 

[Kodieboy]

Anyone hooooooome

 

[gwr19569424]

I'm here. How's everyone doing this evening, or afternoon for Kodie and Ray.
Gary

 

[Kodieboy]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii Gary....... Ray hasnt been here today

 

[gwr19569424]

How's your day going so far, Kodie?
Gary

 

[Kodieboy]

Great we just saved 250.00 on 2 car rego's very happy

 

[Kodieboy]

 

[raysvq]

Good morning / evening
Looks like this thread has become too boring, even for the bored

 

[gwr19569424]

Well good evening, Ray: Have missed you not being on the past couple of days. Hope all is well with you. Did you have to work? Oops, there's that nasty word again.
Gary