How can you miss a cum shot!!!????

[cumrag27]

Not exactly MTV Road Rules...

With apologies to Bill Maher because he's a hell of a lot funnier than I am, New Rules:


New Rule: You can't tell someone they are hot because somebody else will tell you that you are not. In a site featuring good looking young guys, don't let it be known you are attracted to good looking young guys. It will just get you in trouble.

Me, I think Harvey Fierstein is hot. I think I'm on safe ground here.


New Rule: All posters must wear a burka, or at least a Snuggie. Showing off any skin can will only get others to appreciate you. And whatever you do, don't post about what another member looks like under their blanket. Sausages under a blanket are meant for IHOP, not a gay porn site.


New Rule: It's a thousand times easier to exaggerate about the size of your sausage when it's wrapped in a blanket. Jusk the beancounters at IHOP.

Dear Smiley,

YOUR "RULES" ROCK. My only suggestion is to leave the sausage with the beancounter at IHOP as his endowment to wear proudly. The sausage has too many unknown additives to be edible in that they were previously used in banned "dog food" coming from China. Don't ruin my breakfast altogether, leave me something I can eat at IHOP!

Sincerely,


Stimpy

 

[zyl84]

Don't go there, it's embarrassing. But it's kind of you to pretend to be confused. Just one more reason to adore you dude. Do they make Snuggies for two (or more)?

Anyway I voted for Joe's bosoms since my dick and abs are hotter than the ones in those avatars

they're just older, that's all.

 

[slimvintage]

they're just older, that's all.

Exactly, hotter but older. Or did you mean the bosoms? Joe, how old are your tits dude?

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Anyway I voted for Joe's bosoms since my dick and abs are hotter than the ones in those avatars

they're just older, that's all.

I believe when I voted on that thread, I asked why Slimmie's dick and abs were not included.........

 

[slimvintage]

I believe when I voted on that thread, I asked why Slimmie's dick and abs were not included.........

Too kind. They're only in the album dude, not on the avatar. So even if I'd have probably won, I wasn't eligible. Anyway the point was to get opinions and admiration on the pollster's own anatomy from the uh, well, the older guys on the forum, right?

 

[zyl84]

Too kind. They're only in the album dude, not on the avatar. So even if I'd have probably won, I wasn't eligible. Anyway the point was to get opinions and admiration on the pollster's own anatomy from the uh, well, the older guys on the forum, right?

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. if you understood the joke that was going on, which you probably didn't (we didn't use big words), you would have enjoyed the joke. it was lost on you because we didn't include your overly leathered body.

 

[slimvintage]

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. if you understood the joke that was going on, which you probably didn't (we didn't use big words), you would have enjoyed the joke. it was lost on you because we didn't include your overly leathered body.

sweetie don't be so zylly. Would I have understood the joke better if you had included my overly leathered body? No. You get so huffy man, and incoherent. The rest of us are just having fun.

And why are you so anti-vocabulary? Syllables are not our enemies.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Too kind. They're only in the album dude, not on the avatar. So even if I'd have probably won, I wasn't eligible. Anyway the point was to get opinions and admiration on the pollster's own anatomy from the uh, well, the older guys on the forum, right?

Slimmie, who's abs are in your avatar???????????

They say the eyesight is the first to go..........

 

[MissDeidra]

I consider myself to be fair minded, and respectful to all members of the forum

Are you kidding?!!!???

 

[mikeyank]

Are you kidding?!!!???

Can you offer an example where I have not been what I said I was:

"I consider myself to be fair minded, and respectful to all members of the forum"

I pride myself on not being pre-judgmental to anyone. Yes, I did criticize some of your comments when you were a moderator, but isn't that my right too? Do you think the position of moderator was a dictatorial one, where one was not allowed to criticize or disagree with your tactics and remarks?

Can you think of any example of my not being what I said I was other, than I felt you were exercising an abuse of power, and I felt the need to defend the person you were abusing?

Respectfully Yours

 

[mikeyank]

Without an apology coming from Zyl or JW at this time, I would like to offer an apology for them to Mikeyank and all older members for this unfortunate incident.

Stimpy, there is no need for a public apology from either of them to me, and thank you for coming to my defense, and to the other 'senior citizens' on this site.

As I've tried to express several times today, I was last a college student, close to 40 years ago, but in my mind, it was a few short years ago. For a gay man to be prejudiced against anyone, being a member of a persecuted minority ourselves is wrong. And particularly to put someone down for being "old" is a "self-fulfilling prophecy", as barring an early death, you are also destined to be in our shoes, much sooner than you might expect.

Stimpy, thank you for being a wonderful friend, and speaking up as you did. I do really appreciate your kind, sweet words.

 

[slimvintage]

Slimmie, who's abs are in your avatar???????????

They say the eyesight is the first to go..........

Milen's and mine, but the dicks don't show since we're wearing skirts

 

[MissDeidra]

I could waste my entire morning off going back through my posts and quoting you every time you felt the need to call me out or judge things I was saying even when I wasn't a moderator...But I'm not going to do that, because deep down Mike you know when you've crossed the line with me and you fully understand that you have come off with distain for me since I arrived here.

The last time you got all huffy when I used the the very un PC term "hate", even though you claim to celebrate people for not being PC, I wasn't even a moderator any longer...

The instance I am most offended by though, isn't even one you did to me. When my best friend was in the height of his mourning over the loss of Mike R you sent him quite possibly the most disgusting and offensive message I have ever read saying you hope to suck on Mike R's cock with him in heaven....any respect I could ever have had for you, was lost at that moment.

Since I arrived here Mike you have been unkind and horrid to me. I just didn't have the patience like the other women on this board to push and push until you accepted me. I applaude Ms. K and LL for being so willing so spend the time to try and get to know you and make you realize that women are not the enemy. For the first time in your life I think you are realizing that.

Just sit back for a moment and really think about it Mike...You know in your heart that you haven't treated all members of this forum with respect. Retort away, but there is truth in that.

 

[mikeyank]

I could waste my entire morning off going back through my posts and quoting you every time you felt the need to call me out or judge things I was saying even when I wasn't a moderator...But I'm not going to do that, because deep down Mike you know when you've crossed the line with me and you fully understand that you have come off with distain for me since I arrived here.

The last time you got all huffy when I used the the very un PC term "hate", even though you claim to celebrate people for not being PC, I wasn't even a moderator any longer...

The instance I am most offended by though, isn't even one you did to me. When my best friend was in the height of his mourning over the loss of Mike R you sent him quite possibly the most disgusting and offensive message I have ever read saying you hope to suck on Mike R's cock with him in heaven....any respect I could ever have had for you, was lost at that moment.

Since I arrived here Mike you have been unkind and horrid to me. I just didn't have the patience like the other women on this board to push and push until you accepted me. I applaude Ms. K and LL for being so willing so spend the time to try and get to know you and make you realize that women are not the enemy. For the first time in your life I think you are realizing that.

Just sit back for a moment and really think about it Mike...You know in your heart that you haven't treated all members of this forum with respect. Retort away, but there is truth in that.

You obviously have a great deal of hatred toward me, and so apparently there is no point to try to exchange any further dialog. Let us co-exist on this forum separately. As I said in my previous post, my only problem with you was what I perceived to be your abuse of power, when you were a moderator. I didn't like to see you bullying members, and I stood up for them.

However, taking a piece of a private message, out of context, that I shared with Joe, and not with you, and then publicly posting it on the message board, is a rather low tactic. I think you should be ashamed of yourself for violating the very nature of a private message.

 

[MissDeidra]

Bully. That's the coal calling the kettle black. And yes let us co exsist separately...Something I have been trying to do for more than a year.

 

[jwglass]

No, I dont smell the coffee yet! It seems like a couple of fellows got up on the wrong side of the futon this morning and missed their coffee.

I do not believe Mikeyank is some predator anymore than Zyl or JW are predators either. Mike was well within good taste in his original comment and jumping him so hard only makes you two look worse in the eyes of the rest of the forum.

I thought it was a general understanding not to openly criticize, degrade, or call members names. That is the only way the forum can remain a civil place to be for all members, and not just certain cliques. Mikeyank was only complementing PeconicNY for his nice build and what was publicly posted in his profile available to all members. This doesn't seem like any invasion of someone's privacy.

The interchange that was started against Mikeyank was far more invasive calling into question his personal character and the negative generalization implied of all older members (as I definitely am older). I am very disappointed this ever took place and find it unworthy of those who escallated it to the extent it was taken. Furthermore, I don't like to see anyone "ganged-up on" for any reason. That is not the purpose of the forum and makes me wonder where the moderators are when you really need them?

Without an apology coming from Zyl or JW at this time, I would like to offer an apology for them to Mikeyank and all older members for this unfortunate incident.


Sincerely,


Stimpy

you have no business apologizing for us in anyway.

 

[jwglass]

You obviously have a great deal of hatred toward me, and so apparently there is no point to try to exchange any further dialog. Let us co-exist on this forum separately. As I said in my previous post, my only problem with you was what I perceived to be your abuse of power, when you were a moderator. I didn't like to see you bullying members, and I stood up for them.

However, taking a piece of a private message, out of context, that I shared with Joe, and not with you, and then publicly posting it on the message board, is a rather low tactic. I think you should be ashamed of yourself for violating the very nature of a private message.

i can post the entire message here if anyone wants? isnt that something you should think about before you private message someone? you should really only pm people you trust with sensative stuff. dont private message me again, we have nothing further to say in private. you keep trying to take this high road and tell me over and over again how much you "respect" me and whatnot, and personally i dont want to hear it anymore.

 

[jwglass]

it has nothing to do with age, it simply comes down to being creepy or not.

 

[slimvintage]

it has nothing to do with age, it simply comes down to being creepy or not.

I agree Joe, I think the sneery ageism that seeps into these arguments is just frustration on everyone's part; and it's just as mean to be ageist from the vantage point of older belittling younger as it is the other way around. As regards creepy, that's very subjective. There have been a few forum posters who were more or less universally considered pretty weird, but they've all left.

 

[jwglass]

I agree Joe, I think the sneery ageism that seeps into these arguments is just frustration on everyone's part; and it's just as mean to be ageist from the vantage point of older belittling younger as it is the other way around. As regards creepy, that's very subjective. There have been a few forum posters who were more or less universally considered pretty weird, but they've all left.

nope, not quite all of them