cumrag27
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Not exactly MTV Road Rules...
Dear Smiley,
YOUR "RULES" ROCK.
My only suggestion is to leave the sausage with the beancounter at IHOP as his endowment to wear proudly.
The sausage has too many unknown additives to be edible in that they were previously used in banned "dog food" coming from China. Don't ruin my breakfast altogether, leave me something I can eat at IHOP!![Lol :lol: :lol:](/images/smilies/modern/lol.gif)
Sincerely,
Stimpy
With apologies to Bill Maher because he's a hell of a lot funnier than I am, New Rules:
New Rule: You can't tell someone they are hot because somebody else will tell you that you are not. In a site featuring good looking young guys, don't let it be known you are attracted to good looking young guys. It will just get you in trouble.
Me, I think Harvey Fierstein is hot. I think I'm on safe ground here.
New Rule: All posters must wear a burka, or at least a Snuggie. Showing off any skin can will only get others to appreciate you. And whatever you do, don't post about what another member looks like under their blanket. Sausages under a blanket are meant for IHOP, not a gay porn site.
New Rule: It's a thousand times easier to exaggerate about the size of your sausage when it's wrapped in a blanket. Jusk the beancounters at IHOP.
Dear Smiley,
YOUR "RULES" ROCK.
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Sincerely,
Stimpy