Gay Porn Site Themes

[tim114]

There are a lot of gay porn sites on the internet with various themes. However, we are missing a few. For example ...

The Coliseum - The location would be in ancient Rome. The Roman army was always looking for new conquests. And some of the newly captured were brought home for various purposes. One of those purposes was to entertain the people of Rome. The premise of the site would be these young captured men fighting to protect their virginity. If they win, no problem. If they lose they get a thumbs-up or a thumbs-down from the crown. For production purposes, the scale would have to be adjusted down. Think ancient Roman club franchise with a two drink minimum. If the young conquered men lose and get a thumbs-down, they get deflowered in front of the cheering patrons. All of this, of course, would have to done in period costumes. If this is done well, PBS might pick it up.

Tim

 

[Smiley]

I love threads like this.

How about a Clint Eastwood themed site.

Imagine this classic Dirty Harry dialog being used on a gay website with a submissive boy staring down the barrell of Harry's, ahem, very large gun.

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But...you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

 

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I was in retail for too many years. How about a retail furniture store theme website?

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The customer walks into a downtown furniture store in a major American city.

Salesman: Welcome to Pitchen Catchers. Can I help you?

Customer: No thank you, I'm just looking.

Salesman: Feel free to check out our store. If you find something you like, or have any questions, just ask.

Around the furniture store are boys on display. There are boys on Barco-Loungers, boys on buffets, boys busting in matresses. The customer finds a boy he is especially interested in sitting on a sofa.

Customer: What about this boy?

Salesman: You have a good eye. He's a popular choice. Only $499 and you can take him home.

Customer: But all I have is $100.

Salesman: We do have an in-store layaway plan. Give me your $100 as a down payment and go lay away!

The customer and the boy proceed to test the springs of the sofa.

 

[tim114]

Scorpio,

I read somewhere on here that you are French Canadian. That would take you back to ancient Gaul. Do you think a possible ancestor could have been a Roman Centurion or a captured source of entertainment for the Roman people. I am thinking about hiring you for my new site: Coliseum.

Tim

 

[tampa24]

Actually Scorpio really is from Gaul. Not Canada. LOL I think he is actually from Paris or there abouts. A hunky, slightly older Roman soldier, carrying him off as a slave and having his way with him...would be a wet dream come true for our beloved Scorpio. haha

Scorpio's master might have said....Vidi, vici, veni.
I saw, I conquered, I came. (As in "did cum") LOL

Did I just hear a creak from Scorpio's chair?

 

[tim114]

Scorpio,

It appears you already have the beginning of a fan base.

Tim