drunk thread

[Ms. Kianna]

But that song is about Smiley... Could someone please help that man to the loo? He needs lots of water...

At least the Broke Straight Boys bar/club, has no shortage of restrooms, or quiet nooks and crannies.......

 

[rrhill]

Denny Bear must have gotten lost... And I told him emphatically to turn left at Paris! Or did he leave with Abe?

It's you and me baby tonight. (Oh, and that drunk guy)

 

[Smiley]

You britney spears motherfuckers...

I'm playing what is arguably the best rock n roll record ever, The Clash's London Calling. I may have to play the whole thing.

You tow dance.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Denny Bear must have gotten lost... And I told him emphatically to turn left at Paris! Or did he leave with Abe?

It's you and me baby tonight. (Oh, and that drunk guy)

Oh Wait! Is Abe in the bar???????

 

[Ms. Kianna]

You britney spears motherfuckers...

I'm playing what is arguably the best rock n roll record ever, The Clash's London Calling. I may have to play the whole thing.

You tow dance.

Britney is over. Christina is on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvbErM6ZTBA&feature=related

 

[rrhill]

Maybe Abe and Denny Bear are in the dark room...

I'd rather not ask you this... but could you please go there and have a peep?

The last time I went there... it just brings back too many painful memories.

Smiley don't - start me up

If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop

 

[rrhill]

Wow Ms. K,

You're putting your arms around me...

I never thought that you would be the one to hold my heart
You came around and you knocked me off the ground from the start

You put your arms around me
and I believe that it's easier for you to let me go
You put your arms me and I'm home

I hope that you see right through my walls
I hope that you catch me 'cause I'm already falling
I'll never let our love get so close...

 

[Smiley]

LOve the Stones!

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Maybe Abe and Denny Bear are in the dark room...

I'd rather not ask you this... but could you please go there and have a peep?

The last time I went there... it just brings back too many painful memories.

I can't go to the dark room and peep on Abe and Denny..............

You KNOW I don't like threesomes!

And you KNOW I won't be able to keep my hands off either one of them!

 

[rrhill]

Just put your arms around them like you did with me... Nobody will see it... it's real dark in that room!

Playing Christina again, another euro in the jukebox, I'm melting like a girl.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Just put your arms around them like you did with me... Nobody will see it... it's real dark in that room!

Playing Christina again, another euro in the jukebox, I'm melting like a girl.

No melting! Tell Mark to turn up the AC.

I need another margarita, but Smiley has had enough.

 

[rrhill]

Let me play you a song dear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-5M93tovEs

Be careful with those margaritas, take a good look at Smiley. No joyful masturbation for him tonight!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ

 

[Denny Bear]

Anybody seen Denny Bear? He promised me a ride home...

I’m sorry Robert, you misunderstood; what I said was I was going to ride you when you got home. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Let me play you a song dear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-5M93tovEs

Be careful with those margaritas, take a good look at Smiley. No joyful masturbation for him tonight!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ

That was beautiful. It was definitely time for a slow one.

I've only had a couple, but poor Smiley.

 

[rrhill]

Hey Smiley,

HEY SMILEY!

STILL GOING STRONG BOY?

OMG! That bottle of Scotch is almost empty...

 

[Denny Bear]

Denny Bear must have gotten lost... And I told him emphatically to turn left at Paris! Or did he leave with Abe?

It's you and me baby tonight. (Oh, and that drunk guy)

Robert I would so love to come to Europe some day but if I told my friends I was heading to Amsterdam I would have to charter a bus to haul them all. LOL

 

[rrhill]

Denny Bear? Are you sure... this is my 251th posting... you had me waiting so long, that I've just turned into a Senior member! Time flies in this bar.

Drinks for everybody! (No not you Smiley!)

 

[Ms. Kianna]

I’m sorry Robert, you misunderstood; what I said was I was going to ride you when you got home. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Whew..............I'm so glad you weren't in the dark room with Abe.

 

[Denny Bear]

Denny Bear? Are you sure... this is my 251th posting... you had me waiting so long, that I've just turned into a Senior member! Time flies in this bar.

Drinks for everybody! (No not you Smiley!)

Congratulations Robert and I am honored that your 251st would go to me.

 

[Smiley]

Hey Smiley,

HEY SMILEY!

STILL GOING STRONG BOY?

OMG! That bottle of Scotch is almost empty...

I'm crusin', buddy.

And there is PLENTY of scotch letf. I still have a tinny bit left in this glass but that won't last long.

Last side of the Clash. What a great fucking roncknroll record, London Calling! Changed my life, that's for sure. Stuckin wimpy acoustic music, nthing wrong with it but it doesn't shake your butt or your sould, mfor that matter, when I ran tion the Clash. Them and the Police. Changed my life. Cut my hair. Wore staright black ties. Pogo'd.

Great time to be alive,

As is tonningth

Hey, dere, Denny Bear!