centurion
Well-known Member
Dear tighty whitie,
Of course it's not obvious. Perhaps if you had a name such as loosie goosie boy or namby pamby boy your predeliction for cotton briefs would have been clearer. However, choosing to hide behind a nom de plume with no sexual fantasy connotations such as you did has kept your secret perfectly safe and we are all oblivious to the nature of your wet dreams. Might I suggest you change your name to tighty whitey individual and then it won't even be necessary for you to come out of the closet. Your membership can simply be recorded as gender unknown and we can all pretend that you are that movie star who became famous for dancing in his white briefs to that song "Old Fashioned Rock'n'Roll" who also isn't gay. He also chose to take a name with no sexual connotations, "Cruise." This is so exciting. I think I shall lecture on it tomorrow. A prick by any other name would smell as sweet. Thank you for the inspiration. "If you prick me will I not come. . ." Who said that? Was it Shakespeare or Alice Toklas or Gertrude Stein?
Rifle - I like it.