Desperate Robert

[keylow365]

Robert seems polite and nice. He has a nice body too hairy for my taste Blake is my only exception, was an OK scene not really a fan of solos gave it a 3.

 

[Buckeye1]

He has watched too much porn. That is why I am a member here.....the boys are just different and don't have that porn mentality that all the other sites try to portray. Sorry, but he belongs on any other porn site except Broke Straight Boys

 

[tangogent]

If I were his parent, I'd be worried about him.

Was Robert substance-free during his solo?
Or had he simply had so much the night
before that he was still under the influence?

His porn affectations might be stripped away
if someone cared to groom him for Broke Straight Boys His
masculinity is a plus.

Maybe a twelve-step programme is in order
as well?

x

 

[joninliverton]

I must admit Robert did seem to be on something or maybe he comes from the deep South, like my old hero Holden.. Regarding his performance, I thought he got into it really well and shot a good load. It's certainly better than being a scary rabbit frozen by a car's headlights. I'd like to see him again.

 

[jasonaz]

If I were his parent, I'd be worried about him.

Was Robert substance-free during his solo?
Or had he simply had so much the night
before that he was still under the influence?

His porn affectations might be stripped away
if someone cared to groom him for Broke Straight Boys His
masculinity is a plus.

Maybe a twelve-step programme is in order
as well?

x

My feelings exactly!

It sure did seem like this boy was under the influence of something.

I don't know if it's just my hearing, but did the sound quality suck even more this time? I wear earbuds , had the volume all the way up and I still had trouble making out what was being said. A garage will never be a good studio until Broke Straight Boys invests in some acoustic engineering. I am getting tired of paying for something that is becoming less and less enjoyable every month. Maybe it's time for me to take a stroll.

-J

 

[ChristopherRobin]

I like Robert; he's seriously cute and fuzzy. The sound was practically nonexistent.

 

[RSand88]

Where did they get this guy? Did they just pick him up off the street?

I was prepared to like him since we share the same first name but that is all we share.

Goodbye Robert.

PS - the sound was terrible

 

[mikeyank]

First I have to agree that the audio was terrible.

Secondly, I want to question the selection process of new models. Do these guys send nude photos of themselves before being flown into the studio to film the porn? I decided to check the "BOYS" page where each new model is listed with the date of their first appearance on Broke Straight Boys There are ten models per page, and I looked over the last two pages or twenty new models starting on 10/8/12 with Paul Canon, (who I think is one of the best ever on Broke Straight Boys), going through today's newbie Robert Harding. Out of the twenty newest models, I have to say that I only consider six as being hot, (including Paul), which is a disappointing percentage.

In "real life" it is considered rude to criticize a person's physical appearance or body type, but as this is a porn site and I am paying to see hot guys, I feel it is appropriate to comment on their looks. Much like a baseball player that can't hit the ball or a basketball player who cannot shoot the ball, and fans criticize and boo, on a porn site if a guy doesn't have a handsome face and a good body, I feel it is appropriate to ask why are they here in the first place?

As this is such a famous and popular website, I would think that the recruiters would be turning away guys every day who are not up to the Broke Straight Boys standards, so I am confused why there have been so many sub par, (in my opinion) models. I see tons of hot handsome guys in my own everyday life, and I am only exposed to a tiny section of the world, so I wonder why we don't see more guys like Paul, Damien, Adam, Carson, Graham and Skyler? I understand that some may like others and not necessarily agree with me on which one's are truly hot, but I have seen a decline in quality lately and wonder why.

 

[peterh6308]

Totally agree Mikeyank and Tangogent. This guy wasn't my type but Broke Straight Boys has had worse! And I would concur TGG he was high!!

 

[stowe1]

First I have to agree that the audio was terrible.

I agree; however, this scene was produced in January before the sound problems came to the fore in a big way on the forum and before we were told it was to be improved. Let's see what the sound quality is like in scenes filmed in March and beyond.



Secondly, I want to question the selection process of new models. Do these guys send nude photos of themselves before being flown into the studio to film the porn? I decided to check the "BOYS" page where each new model is listed with the date of their first appearance on Broke Straight Boys There are ten models per page, and I looked over the last two pages or twenty new models starting on 10/8/12 with Paul Canon, (who I think is one of the best ever on Broke Straight Boys), going through today's newbie Robert Harding. Out of the twenty newest models, I have to say that I only consider six as being hot, (including Paul), which is a disappointing percentage.

I did what you did and came up with 5 definites and 1 pretty close. Would be interesting to know how many we have in common!!



In "real life" it is considered rude to criticize a person's physical appearance or body type, but as this is a porn site and I am paying to see hot guys, I feel it is appropriate to comment on their looks. Much like a baseball player that can't hit the ball or a basketball player who cannot shoot the ball, and fans criticize and boo, on a porn site if a guy doesn't have a handsome face and a good body, I feel it is appropriate to ask why are they here in the first place?

I was somewhat surprised to read this because if memory serves (and that admittedly is questionable - lol!!) you were among those of us who sharply criticzed those who made negative comments about Blake Bennett's body when he first joined the site. However, I agree with you that just as you say that if a scene is bareback then bb is comment-worthy, then so is the appearance of any model comment-worthy. However any comments should be done in a civil way.



As this is such a famous and popular website, I would think that the recruiters would be turning away guys every day who are not up to the Broke Straight Boys standards, so I am confused why there have been so many sub par, (in my opinion) models. I see tons of hot handsome guys in my own everyday life, and I am only exposed to a tiny section of the world, so I wonder why we don't see more guys like Paul, Damien, Adam, Carson, Graham and Skyler? I understand that some may like others and not necessarily agree with me on which one's are truly hot, but I have seen a decline in quality lately and wonder why.

I think your last sentence points to the problem; and that is, what may be hot to one person may not be hot for another. And since Broke Straight Boys is a hustler-type sight, there are all types out there and sometimes the hottest ones turn out to be duds and some of the less than hottest ones turn out to be great performers.

-

 

[tangogent]

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Dear Stowe1,

First, let me add my voice to the chorus saying,
"Eh, what? Sorry, I didn't hear you? Would
you mind saying that again, please? Louder.
LOUder. LOUDER."

I hope the terrible sound quality is, as you
say, a vestige of days gone by.

But I specifically wanted to say that no one
is more appreciative of the diverse tastes
in erotica and in men than my dear Brother
MikeYank. He is really is 'the man who wrote
the book' when it comes to fairness and
acceptance of others' experience.


I'll leave him to respond to your other observation.

In any case, I really hope your encouragement
about the sound problem is borne out by future
audio improvements here.

TG
x

 

[KellyG]

I think if he was groomed up a bit and got rid of all that scruff including the "Hi I just got off the bus and I need a place to crash for an hour"mustache. he might not be half bad

 

[mikeyank]

But I specifically wanted to say that no one
is more appreciative of the diverse tastes
in erotica and in men than my dear Brother
MikeYank. He is really is 'the man who wrote
the book' when it comes to fairness and
acceptance of others' experience.


I'll leave him to respond to your other observation.

In any case, I really hope your encouragement
about the sound problem is borne out by future
audio improvements here.

TG
x

Thank you TG for your kind words. I do try to be as open as possible to various scenarios on Broke Straight Boys as I understand that while we are all members of a site called broke "straight" boys, we do not all look for the same qualities in a model or a scene, but that is more in regard to the level of passion in a scene, whereas many members want to see kissing, tenderness and gentle love making with mutual lovemaking by both parties, as typified by BSB1 model "Porn" Shane, and our beloved Jason, while I prefer the scenario of a reluctant straight boy claiming that he is "doing it" for the money, while his hardon and gasps of pleasure belie his supposed lack of desire.

But in the case of the physical looks of the models employed on this site, I am less liberal in my openness. I am open to various hairstyles, and adornments to their bodies, be it a piercing or tattoos, as long as they are all in good shape. A guy can be a thin hirsute type like Blake, or an extremely muscular body builder type like Johnny, although my personal preference is for a toned, relatively smooth, swimmer or pretty boy "twink" type such as Ayden, Paul or Graham.

But what I do not like the idea of, are guys who are out of shape, with jiggling tummies, butts and thighs, appearing on the site. While in "real life" many of these "chunky" guys are still handsome and even dating material, when I am paying to watch "hot" guys get naked and have sex, I am more rigid in my expectations. They can be more hairy than I prefer, or beefy like Brandon, as long as they are well put together. But I am totally turned off by out of shape guys getting naked and performing here.

 

[mactee]

I must admit Robert did seem to be on something or maybe he comes from the deep South, like my old hero Holden.

Just how deep in the South are you referring to my across the pond friend? LOL Would you consider Georgia deep in the South? And what is the give away of one's personality, or drawl of language that reveals where that Southern boy or hick is from? LOL

O by the by, are you from deep in the South or up in the North of the UK?

 

[joninliverton]

Just how deep in the South are you referring to my across the pond friend? LOL Would you consider Georgia deep in the South? And what is the give away of one's personality, or drawl of language that reveals where that Southern boy or hick is from? LOL

O by the by, are you from deep in the South or up in the North of the UK?

Take a look at Holden's films and compare. I found H very funny and he didn't budge an eyelid when David called him retarded amongst other things.

Regarding Robert's rather slovenly appearance, there have been worse. I say give him a chance and see what he does in his duo. At least he has a nice cock, knows how to work it and has a good cum shot. Some of the guys on here recently couldn't even cum lol

 

[tampa24]

But what I do not like the idea of, are guys who are out of shape, with jiggling tummies, butts and thighs, appearing on the site. While in "real life" many of these "chunky" guys are still handsome and even dating material, when I am paying to watch "hot" guys get naked and have sex, I am more rigid in my expectations. They can be more hairy than I prefer, or beefy like Brandon, as long as they are well put together. But I am totally turned off by out of shape guys getting naked and performing here.

I agree Mikey. While I would consider many of the average looking and/or more out of shape guys on here to be dating and possibly life partner material in real life...for purposes of porn where I'm paying for the privilege of watching hot straight guys have sex with each other...my standards of physical beauty for such, are higher. I don't mind a Joe Average kind of guy brought in once in a while but only if it's much closer to 10% of the models hired. When it gets closer to 40% or so, then I get annoyed. After all, I'm paying for it.

 

[stowe1]

Dear Stowe1,

First, let me add my voice to the chorus saying,
"Eh, what? Sorry, I didn't hear you? Would
you mind saying that again, please? Louder.
LOUder. LOUDER."

I hope the terrible sound quality is, as you
say, a vestige of days gone by.

But I specifically wanted to say that no one
is more appreciative of the diverse tastes
in erotica and in men than my dear Brother
MikeYank. He is really is 'the man who wrote
the book' when it comes to fairness and
acceptance of others' experience.

I'll leave him to respond to your other observation.

In any case, I really hope your encouragement
about the sound problem is borne out by future
audio improvements here.

TG
x

Thank you TG for your kind words. I do try to be as open as possible to various scenarios on Broke Straight Boys as I understand that while we are all members of a site called broke "straight" boys, we do not all look for the same qualities in a model or a scene, but that is more in regard to the level of passion in a scene, whereas many members want to see kissing, tenderness and gentle love making with mutual lovemaking by both parties, as typified by BSB1 model "Porn" Shane, and our beloved Jason, while I prefer the scenario of a reluctant straight boy claiming that he is "doing it" for the money, while his hardon and gasps of pleasure belie his supposed lack of desire.

But in the case of the physical looks of the models employed on this site, I am less liberal in my openness. I am open to various hairstyles, and adornments to their bodies, be it a piercing or tattoos, as long as they are all in good shape. A guy can be a thin hirsute type like Blake, or an extremely muscular body builder type like Johnny, although my personal preference is for a toned, relatively smooth, swimmer or pretty boy "twink" type such as Ayden, Paul or Graham.

But what I do not like the idea of, are guys who are out of shape, with jiggling tummies, butts and thighs, appearing on the site. While in "real life" many of these "chunky" guys are still handsome and even dating material, when I am paying to watch "hot" guys get naked and have sex, I am more rigid in my expectations. They can be more hairy than I prefer, or beefy like Brandon, as long as they are well put together. But I am totally turned off by out of shape guys getting naked and performing here.

[I don't see any difference between either of these posts and what I said earlier.

 

[mikeyank]

[I don't see any difference between either of these posts and what I said earlier.

Good to know that while we all may express ourselves somewhat differently, we basically all agree!!!

 

[mikeyank]

I agree Mikey. While I would consider many of the average looking and/or more out of shape guys on here to be dating and possibly life partner material in real life...for purposes of porn where I'm paying for the privilege of watching hot straight guys have sex with each other...my standards of physical beauty for such, are higher. I don't mind a Joe Average kind of guy brought in once in a while but only if it's much closer to 10% of the models hired. When it gets closer to 40% or so, then I get annoyed. After all, I'm paying for it.

Actually Tampa, from my quick self survey this morning of the last twenty newbies to do their solo's, I only really like six which equates to only 30%. I agree with you that 10% is an acceptable number for any one of us to dislike, but indeed in porn, good "looks" are far and away the #1 thing that I want to see in a model.

I assume that Clay hires the models. I wonder how he chose Robert, and if he was pleased with the results of this scene.

 

[joninliverton]

I guess I watched a different solo then the rest of you then..