Desert island question

[danleeh1984]

Ok, I'm bored again so here's another little question that I've heard before as I'm sure you would of aswell.

If you were stuck on a desert island and was only allowed to have one item what would it be? (Before any clever people start using their mind there is no electricity, internet connection or phone signal)

For me it would be a magnifying glass as I could use it to constantly make fires as other wise I wouldn't be able to cook any food I'd find as I'm useless at all the bushcraft stuff.

 

[peterh6308]

A knife!!! You can kill, filet, eat and start a fire with a knife. Learned this in the cub scouts and on the Reservation lol

 

[lpdude86]

A raft with oars!

 

[Beth]

A man: I could drink his pee (for water), suck cum (for protein) and ride him to keep warm! Come on Dan...haven't you seen "Naked and Afraid?!"

 

[johnny]

PAUL. Be warm,Have protein. And if I died I would die happy.

 

[mikeyank]

PAUL. Be warm,Have protein. And if I died I would die happy.

The perfect answer, johnny. All excellent points!!!

 

[Beth]

PAUL. Be warm,Have protein. And if I died I would die happy.

You win...

 

[johnny]

The perfect answer, johnny. All excellent points!!!

You win...

I take both as a tremendous complement

 

[peterh6308]

PAUL. Be warm,Have protein. And if I died I would die happy.

So Paul's just an "item" to you huh?? Thats why I can make him happier then you!! hahahaha

 

[johnny]

So Paul's just an "item" to you huh?? Thats why I can make him happier then you!! hahahaha

HaHaHa Yourself. You Slut. You would just use him. I would Love him.And I can't think of any thing more to say.
I think I sorted to much hairspray today.lol And he is not just a item to me.It's the real thing..So go eat a fish.:

 

[peterh6308]

HaHaHa Yourself. You Slut. You would just use him. I would Love him.And I can't think of any thing more to say.
I think I sorted to much hairspray today.lol And he is not just a item to me.It's the real thing..So go eat a fish.:

Well put Buddy you can have him for now. Keep him happy because I'll be just around the corner waiting for him. I love fish, unlike Mikeyank!

 

[louis33705]

Lube, lots of lube. And when that runs out I would still have spit.

 

[mikeyank]

Well put Buddy you can have him for now. Keep him happy because I'll be just around the corner waiting for him. I love fish, unlike Mikeyank!

Enjoy your fish Peter. I am all into meat.......................nothing like a nice piece of meat to put in my mouth.

Much like the old Hall & Oates song......I'm a maneater!!!

 

[louis33705]

Ok, I'm bored again so here's another little question that I've heard before as I'm sure you would of aswell.

If you were stuck on a desert island and was only allowed to have one item what would it be? (Before any clever people start using their mind there is no electricity, internet connection or phone signal)

For me it would be a magnifying glass as I could use it to constantly make fires as other wise I wouldn't be able to cook any food I'd find as I'm useless at all the bushcraft stuff.

ELECTRICITY? They do make solar powered generators enough to power all your major conveniences like, refrigerator, stove, AC, etc. etc.

 

[danleeh1984]

A man: I could drink his pee (for water), suck cum (for protein) and ride him to keep warm! Come on Dan...haven't you seen "Naked and Afraid?!"

no I havent even heard of it but it sounds worth looking up though.

 

[danleeh1984]

ELECTRICITY? They do make solar powered generators enough to power all your major conveniences like, refrigerator, stove, AC, etc. etc.

damn I should of thought of that lol, I think I should start a collection of intelligence so anybody that wants to donate some feel free. Lol. Dan x