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Danny Petition>>>> Mark & David

slimvintage said:
Oh, I'll be getting to today's porn later. Have to do the important stuff first: being oh so amusing on the forum comes way before watching those stiff twinks on the futon:lol::lol:...
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And we do love your amusment. Keep up the good work... :blush::001_tt2:
 
slimvintage said:
Oh, I'll be getting to today's porn later. Have to do the important stuff first: being oh so amusing on the forum comes way before watching those stiff twinks on the futon:lol::lol:...
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LOL!! I loved your sandwich analogy! I find myself reading the forum before viewing the porn, too.

I like to get my chuckle off first!!:lol:
 
parisnoyd said:
LOL!! I loved your sandwich analogy! I find myself reading the forum before viewing the porn, too.

I like to get my chuckle off first!!:lol:
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Do you know that the intensity of the sneeze reflex is in direct relation to that of the orgasm? Guys who do that little "psst" sort of sneeze, like a kitty cat, and recuperate immediately, are probably having nice orgasms but not earth shaking ones. On the other hand if you tend toward "ah AH AAHHAA...UHAHHAHA...C H O O O O you're in the Nelson/Alden category. Was just wondering if chuckles were also a giveaway :w00t:
 
slimvintage said:
Do you know that the intensity of the sneeze reflex is in direct relation to that of the orgasm? Guys who do that little "psst" sort of sneeze, like a kitty cat, and recuperate immediately, are probably having nice orgasms but not earth shaking ones. On the other hand if you tend toward "ah AH AAHHAA...UHAHHAHA...C H O O O O you're in the Nelson/Alden category. Was just wondering if chuckles were also a giveaway :w00t:
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:lol: One of my favorite things to do, is laugh until I cry. My dad and one of my nephews, and I, used to do that often. My dad was a great story teller, and my nephew could do stand up for a living. Good times!!

I am one who does not hold back on the sneeze! No surprise is there? :lol:
 
I Want A Triple Decker Or Trainwreck

Originally Posted by Jayman01
The footage from today was shot on Election day... What more could we want LOL... As far as Dustin goes he really was a pretty nice guy most of the time. That last shoot was not so becoming of him. I was really hoping David had footage of him being fucked like that somewhere. Just kidding. Actually, I was finally happy he moved on.
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Originally Posted by Slimvintage
We're like kids living in a disfunctional family Mommy makes weeks and weeks and weeks worth of sandwiches and freezes them. Then she pulls them out in any old order (you wouldn't believe the stuff that's in the bottom of that freezer) and serves them up to her hungry puzzled noisesome brood at odd times during the day and night. And the ones we liked seem all to have got eaten up, while ones with serious freezer burn we didn't like all that much still keep reappearing in our lunch boxes. Some anal retentive moms have mega-organized kitchens, pantries, even freezers. But us! Our grub is all mixed up in there in ways only (un)intelligible by Mommy. Love ya anyway. De madres solo hay una y la nuestra es maravillosa...
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So what's mom going to be dishing up on Valentine's Day?

The stale Dustin/Danny sandwich? The newer Ryan/Austin combo? The Austin/Danny combo or the Dustin/Ryan combo? Any of these sandwiches sound good and they would be a treat to those who have had a stomach full the old stuff. But let's take a new look at the menu with the current ingredients being offered. Could mom have made a triple decker special with Danny as the bottom, Dustin in the middle and Austin on top, and a little pickle from Ryan to spice up Dustin's face with a little mayonaise on the side? Not only would this be delicious, it would make for a very pleasant presentation on anybody's futon....er....table.

Another new menu item I've seen in other places has been called the "trainwreck"! It features Dustin as the locomotive, pulling by size, Danny, the little engine that could, with Ryan as the new lounge car with great views and comfortable seating, and Austin as the caboose, reliable, always there and power to spare if there's a slowdown up front. The nice thing about the trainwreck is that all the cars are interchangeable, depending on the conductor's adventuresome style.

But hey, who knows what mom's going to dish up on Valentine's Day....stale sandwiches anyone?
 
slimvintage said:
Dustin? Dustin? Dude, that beggars belief.

Virtually the entire forum has sniffed and moralized at back-from-the-dead Dustin's egocentric unfeeling almost brutal handling of cum-and-gone PowerBottom Jason. And now some more ancient footage, predating ole Dustin's breach of contract furore, is gonna be aired? ROTFL!

Valentine's Day is however an appropriate moment for Dustin and Danny's re-appearance. Those two baseball players (who turned up in their Halloween costume uniforms for a checkup at the College Boy Physicals clinic way back when) were obviously in love, even if they never did "any of that fag shit" again as Straighties. Maybe Dustin will repeat the feat he managed with Jason, and enhance his erection in some other way than by resorting to his handy-dandy rubber band.

We're like kids living in a disfunctional family :lol: Mommy makes weeks and weeks and weeks worth of sandwiches and freezes them. Then she pulls them out in any old order (you wouldn't believe the stuff that's in the bottom of that freezer) and serves them up to her hungry puzzled noisesome brood at odd times during the day and night. And the ones we liked seem all to have got eaten up, while ones with serious freezer burn we didn't like all that much still keep reappearing in our lunch boxes. Some anal retentive moms have mega-organized kitchens, pantries, even freezers. But us! Our grub is all mixed up in there in ways only (un)intelligible by Mommy. Love ya anyway. De madres solo hay una y la nuestra es maravillosa...
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Yes. Great analogy Slim!

I think we can all agree that the Dustin appetizer is past its expiration date but mom does need to clean out the freezer to make room for the fresher stuff. Those edibles did cost a lot of money and time so we can't just throw them away. Even if they do leave a bad after taste in our mouths sometimes...

I for one am happy to see Danny and RYAN back. That is definitely a sandwich best served HOT! I hope that they will get into some serious kissing again. I tend to doubt that Danny will be as willing because of Dustin being there. When he has other straight guys there he tends to hold back much more. I guess it's out of fear that the other guys will think he's enjoying it too much. :ohmy: I hope that Dustin will behave himself enough that he doesn't annoy us further with his antics and ruin a good shoot.

As for what Austin and Dustin do I really don't care. I hope we will be pleasantly surprised. I'm just happy to see Danny back again. I like Ryan too, even if he probably isn't the straightest of arrows. LOL
 
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Slim you make me laugh, thank you.
Can we take bets on David saying on the 14 and Danny you'll have to bottom.
Dustin wont bottom and Austin is reluctant too. So that only leaves Ryan and Danny.
Austin and Dustin could take one each and then swop at half time, that would be hot.
We shall have to wait with bated breath.
R J
 
richardnoggin869 said:
So what's mom going to be dishing up on Valentine's Day?

The stale Dustin/Danny sandwich? The newer Ryan/Austin combo? The Austin/Danny combo or the Dustin/Ryan combo? Any of these sandwiches sound good and they would be a treat to those who have had a stomach full the old stuff. But let's take a new look at the menu with the current ingredients being offered. Could mom have made a triple decker special with Danny as the bottom, Dustin in the middle and Austin on top, and a little pickle from Ryan to spice up Dustin's face with a little mayonaise on the side? Not only would this be delicious, it would make for a very pleasant presentation on anybody's futon....er....table.

Another new menu item I've seen in other places has been called the "trainwreck"! It features Dustin as the locomotive, pulling by size, Danny, the little engine that could, with Ryan as the new lounge car with great views and comfortable seating, and Austin as the caboose, reliable, always there and power to spare if there's a slowdown up front. The nice thing about the trainwreck is that all the cars are interchangeable, depending on the conductor's adventuresome style.

But hey, who knows what mom's going to dish up on Valentine's Day....stale sandwiches anyone?
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Richard, the Tripledecker sounds delicious, but the Trainwreck allows use of various condoments.

I will have one of each, please!:001_smile:
 
slimvintage said:
Do you know that the intensity of the sneeze reflex is in direct relation to that of the orgasm? Guys who do that little "psst" sort of sneeze, like a kitty cat, and recuperate immediately, are probably having nice orgasms but not earth shaking ones. On the other hand if you tend toward "ah AH AAHHAA...UHAHHAHA...C H O O O O you're in the Nelson/Alden category. Was just wondering if chuckles were also a giveaway :w00t:
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Wow, thanks for the promotion...:thumbup:
 
tampa24 said:
Yes. Great analogy Slim!

I think we can all agree that the Dustin appetizer is past its expiration date but mom does need to clean out the freezer to make room for the fresher stuff. Those edibles did cost a lot of money and time so we can't just throw them away. Even if they do leave a bad after taste in our mouths sometimes...

I for one am happy to see Danny and RYAN back. That is definitely a sandwich best served HOT! I hope that they will get into some serious kissing again. I tend to doubt that Danny will be as willing because of Dustin being there. When he has other straight guys there he tends to hold back much more. I guess it's out of fear that the other guys will think he's enjoying it too much. :ohmy: I hope that Dustin will behave himself enough that he doesn't annoy us further with his antics and ruin a good shoot.

As for what Austin and Dustin do I really don't care. I hope we will be pleasantly surprised. I'm just happy to see Danny back again. I like Ryan too, even if he probably isn't the straightest of arrows. LOL
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LOL! Tampa! I totally agree with you!
 
Reubenjames said:
Slim you make me laugh, thank you.
Can we take bets on David saying on the 14 and Danny you'll have to bottom.
Dustin wont bottom and Austin is reluctant too. So that only leaves Ryan and Danny.
Austin and Dustin could take one each and then swop at half time, that would be hot.
We shall have to wait with bated breath.
R J
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We know Dustin won't. Austin has (very well, I might add), Danny will, but I'm not sure about Ryan. :lol:
 
Danny and Anthony

I want to see Danny and Anthony flip flop. They are both tall with black hair, hairy pubic area, long hairy legs and hairy asses. YUMMY!
 
tampa24 said:
I'm saying I don't think we'll see a cherry rolling around if Dustin plops a banana into Ryan's split. LOL :banana-wave:
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are we talking about Ryan who did the scene with Tyler when Ryan drank the cum out of a glass?
 
Alright you guys, now a couple of you have me in stitches, specially when you brought up the fact about fruit, twinkies and cream and so on, specially you MarkyMark. I was setting here reading these quotes on this page and I just started busting out laughing. What a nice way to end an evening. Good night all. Sleep well.
Gary from Tacoma, WA
 
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