I recived these in an email joke .... via Ray ..... so i thought id post.
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Hi, my name is Ray
and I'm an alcoholic ...
This is how it happened:
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And he's asked us to.
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Please DON'T help .. *I'll be fine..!!!
I think these guys are cute.....................
I think these guys are cute.....................
I found this guy in my back yard wandering around he seems to have suffered from amnesia or something.
I would quickly remind him that he is gay and that we have been in a passionate long term relationship for a long time. That he hates to wear clothes inside the house and that we usually have great sex about twice a day. And that if he has "forgotten" how to have gay sex, that I will teach him all over again until he remembers. LOL
I would quickly remind him that he is gay and that we have been in a passionate long term relationship for a long time. That he hates to wear clothes inside the house and that we usually have great sex about twice a day. And that if he has "forgotten" how to have gay sex, that I will teach him all over again until he remembers. LOL
Wow, great minds must think alike. I even told him the sex should definitely trigger his past memories. He said he still doesn't remember much but he feels like died and went to heaven.
Did you tell him that he likes to swallow? And that being the perfect gentleman that he is, he always wants his lover to cum first? LMAO