cumrag27
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It makes me wonder what Humanity has cum to?
Being a cut guy obsessed with uncut, natural dicks, I find the fixation on circumcision really "stinks in its own way. As conspiracy theorists are sure to gloat about winning on this one, I continue to marvel and delight seeing foreskins whenever and wherever they are on display. More admiring glances is my required and solemn response as I know only too well who exactly are the lucky ones! I would like to propose a club dedicated to the "HOODED KNOB OF THE MONTH" AS THEY MAGNIFY THE MYSTERY OF ANY UNCUT DICK! Furthermore, the dreaded "Head Cheese" phenomenon is not limited to just my hooded brethren exclusively.
Just remember this my "uncut friends", your foreskin is one of the lucky few that got away unscathed in this declared War Against Foreskins. When you go home tonight, think about all those others who weren't so lucky and must now depend on all sorts of creams, gels, and other lubricants just so they can jackoff without suffering burns that ultimately can becum smelly too. You, however, can beat-off to your heart's content and your reserves of cum have run dry without worrying about searching for jars of lube just to get you through the night for a little simple relief. It makes me wonder what Humanity has cum to?
Sincerely lubed up,
Stimpy
Hey again, Jon.
Not my intent toharangue you about "smelly uncut wieners" but:
I was watching this show on Bravo (reality shows cable tv) called WATCH HAPPENS LIVE, hosted by Bravo producer, Andy Cohen,
his guests were 4 of the 5 boys of the British Boy Band, WANTED.
The topics of discussion were mainly sexual questions. the boys were very funny and very blunt.
A boy named Tom, tweeted from Josh's(or was it Jay?) own phone that He- Josh's "KNOB SMELLS LIKE FETA !!"
What's my point you ask?
Well, It's a fact that even uncut guys are aware that hooded knobs CAN DO smell, - even for famous British Boy Band members.
What's REALLY my point you ask?
I'm still a big fan of the HOODED KNOB. --Now, AsI,
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Being a cut guy obsessed with uncut, natural dicks, I find the fixation on circumcision really "stinks in its own way. As conspiracy theorists are sure to gloat about winning on this one, I continue to marvel and delight seeing foreskins whenever and wherever they are on display. More admiring glances is my required and solemn response as I know only too well who exactly are the lucky ones! I would like to propose a club dedicated to the "HOODED KNOB OF THE MONTH" AS THEY MAGNIFY THE MYSTERY OF ANY UNCUT DICK! Furthermore, the dreaded "Head Cheese" phenomenon is not limited to just my hooded brethren exclusively.
Just remember this my "uncut friends", your foreskin is one of the lucky few that got away unscathed in this declared War Against Foreskins. When you go home tonight, think about all those others who weren't so lucky and must now depend on all sorts of creams, gels, and other lubricants just so they can jackoff without suffering burns that ultimately can becum smelly too. You, however, can beat-off to your heart's content and your reserves of cum have run dry without worrying about searching for jars of lube just to get you through the night for a little simple relief. It makes me wonder what Humanity has cum to?
Sincerely lubed up,
Stimpy
