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Anal Bleaching??

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Hey guys,

I was looking at my butt in a hand mirror last weekend and noticed some darkening around my anus. I came across something called Anal Bleaching on the internet and was thinking about trying it.

Has anybody tried anal bleaching and does it really work?

Undie
 

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Story found on the Internet:

(...)Then I noticed an all male staff walking around and wondered “Wait a minute, is a guy going to be bleaching my asshole?” I mean, it was weird for me, as a girl, to get something like that done by a man. I thought it was going to be a 40-year-old Russian esthetician named Olga who was very quiet, moved quickly, but had a comforting quality about her.
When I handed in the clip board I was informed “Salvatore will see you now.” Suddenly an attractive man with a shaved head and yoga pants approached me, and asked me to follow him into a room.
“Please remove everything on bottom and I’ll be back in two,” he said, and I swear he held up two fingers which looked like they wanted to penetrate every male ass that walked in there.
I started getting nervous and said, “Um, is this like only for guys?”
“It’s fine, believe me I’ve had a lot of female customers before,” he reassured me and closed the door.
I removed my pants and laid on the table, draping the towel on me as he had instructed. Ahh, it was kind of relaxing in there. The lights were dim, I was exhausted from my long day of school and the music was drifting me to sleep, something comparable to Sade combined with a rainforest sound.
Suddenly Salvatore burst into the room, turned the lights to the brightest wattage of any bulb I’ve ever seen and announced, “Now is not time to be shy. Get on all fours and remove the towel.”
I felt like I was abducted by aliens and was about to be probed and inspected, under a fluorescent light bulb in a cheap spa set up somewhere in Chelsea, belonging to a bunch of Filipino torture porn enthusiasts. He began to examine my ass and let me know I didn’t need any waxing. Well, duh. Then he absorbed a cotton ball with some obscure liquid from a bottle, who knows what the hell was concocted into there, and began to wipe it over my ass about a hundred times. Then he walked away and asked how I felt.
“Well, Savlatore, I feel like there are a thousand little Persians from the movie 300 throwing darts at each other and starting a burning war of fire on my ass” would have been the honest truth, but I went with, “Um fine.”
Then he absorbed another cotton ball and repeated to wipe me, like the little baby I had become, so helpless and defenseless.
“Does it burn?” he asked, almost excitedly, knowing what this does to someone’s ass, knowing I wanted to scream and cry out “Stop, stop! I’ve had enough!” It had become a sick game, I felt like I was in Hostel 3 or Saw… umm… 8?
“How… much…more?” I was fighting out the words, tapping my foot on the mat to distract myself from the pain of what felt like a lime penetrating a paper cut. I felt like I was in a graphic novel and the villain was defeating me at the clock tower and I was out of strength to crawl away.
“Once more,” he assured me.
I took a breath, it was over soon, he wiped once more.
“Now, lie down and wait for one minute, then you can get dressed. And go out and buy the softest toilet paper you can find.”(...)
read full story at: http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/open-mic-my-first-anal-bleaching/


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A good home improvement project, if I ever saw one!

Try using soap dude.

Dear Jon and "dude",

Maybe even a milder "whitening" toothpaste instead of "bleach" that will make your ass both "kissing fresh" and give it a sparkle to your smile to match those adorable dimples you have been blessed with! What you don't want is to wind up with an ass that is
TOTALLY WHITE

like some kitchen appliance or a Kabuki dancer, see below:


Good luck on your search,



Stimpy
 

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Go pink!

LOL I needed a good laugh :)

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Anal bleaching is the process of lightening the color of the skin around the anus. It is done for cosmetic purposes, to make the color of the anus more uniform with the surrounding area. Some treatments are applied in an office or salon by a cosmetic technician and others are sold as cream that can be applied in the privacy of one's own home.

There are several ways to carry out the anal lightening process. The most common, safe and reliable method is to simply use a lightening cream or gel to target the darkened anal and genital area and gradually fade the darkened area over time. Most of the other methods that are used for skin lightening, such as cryosurgery and laser lightening treatments, can also be used for anal bleaching, although they are not necessarily as reliable or safe as skin lightening cream.

In the early days of anal bleaching, the process was performed with creams that were originally designed for rapid skin lightening. Many of these creams contained ingredients that would irritate the sensitive anal area, and others contained ingredients that have been banned in many countries.
Laser-based and cryogenic anal and genital lightening doesn't come without its own set of warnings. Results aren't always consistent, the process may be a painful one, and those with darker skin tones may have issues with these processes. Lasers also have the added disadvantage of leaving scars, so cryogenic skin lightening is the option usually used for the anal and genital area.
 
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hit Taco Bell at 3 am

Sacha Baron -- Anal Bleaching Was Pain in the Ass

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He was simply trying to bleach the hair around his batcave for a movie role -- when Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly broke out in a rash so bad, he couldn't sit for days.

Several British reports claim Cohen, who was prepping to play "Bruno" in his upcoming Borat-style flick, was taken to a hospital after experiencing what sources are saying was a "burning sensation that spread."

Those who have ever hit Taco Bell at 3 in the morning know the feeling...


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/08/sacha-baron-anal-bleaching-was-pain-in-the-ass/#ixzz2ABmDPIVa
 
Just when you thought you've heard it all...

I really appreciate this quote"

"In the early days of anal bleaching, the process was performed with creams that were originally designed for rapid skin lightening."

The early days? You mean these aren't the early days?
 
Just when you thought you've heard it all...

I really appreciate this quote"

"In the early days of anal bleaching, the process was performed with creams that were originally designed for rapid skin lightening."

The early days? You mean these aren't the early days?


No these ain't the early days....

A Trend, Inspired by Stars
Porn stars, that is. There's a widely believed rumor that a very famous former adult film star turned TV actress, who shall remain unnamed, got a full front-to-back wax one day and, upon seeing her totally bare nethers, asked the waxer if there was anything she could do to get rid of her anus's dark hue. And so, anal bleaching was invented-though it was really only done by porn stars at first.
As Brazilians grew in popularity, more and more women began noticing that their anuses were darker than the rest of their skin. (This is totally common and normal, by the way, explains women's health expert, Jennifer Wider, MD.) An employee at one Colorado spa said, "[Our technicians] do a lot of Brazilian waxes and sometimes the clients are surprised to see dark skin underneath. They are more self-conscious about the skin discoloration, so they want [it] lightened."
In addition, porn became more ubiquitous, meaning more men and women were, well, exposed to bleached rear entrances, giving some of them a new idea of what a beautiful bum should look like. Add that to the fact that, according to information from the Center for Disease Control, anal sex is on the rise among women, and it's no surprise that females were suddenly concerned with what they looked like from behind. Now, spas offering the bleaching say the product sells so quickly, they can hardly keep it on shelves. And many of the technicians affirmed they've noticed a definite spike in appointments booked in the past few years.
 
No these ain't the early days....

A Trend, Inspired by Stars
Porn stars, that is. There's a widely believed rumor that a very famous former adult film star turned TV actress, who shall remain unnamed, got a full front-to-back wax one day and, upon seeing her totally bare nethers, asked the waxer if there was anything she could do to get rid of her anus's dark hue. And so, anal bleaching was invented-though it was really only done by porn stars at first.
As Brazilians grew in popularity, more and more women began noticing that their anuses were darker than the rest of their skin. (This is totally common and normal, by the way, explains women's health expert, Jennifer Wider, MD.) An employee at one Colorado spa said, "[Our technicians] do a lot of Brazilian waxes and sometimes the clients are surprised to see dark skin underneath. They are more self-conscious about the skin discoloration, so they want [it] lightened."
In addition, porn became more ubiquitous, meaning more men and women were, well, exposed to bleached rear entrances, giving some of them a new idea of what a beautiful bum should look like. Add that to the fact that, according to information from the Center for Disease Control, anal sex is on the rise among women, and it's no surprise that females were suddenly concerned with what they looked like from behind. Now, spas offering the bleaching say the product sells so quickly, they can hardly keep it on shelves. And many of the technicians affirmed they've noticed a definite spike in appointments booked in the past few years.

Dear Robert,

There is nothing quiet as motivating as "slipping off the slippery slope". That applies to all aspects of aging, whether it be the sudden appearance of grey hairs; begining balding but having new areas sprouting new hair growth at random (but definitely not on the top of your head where it is most wanted); or anal bleaching until your shit finally turns into "carrara marble! Then, it is truly anybody's guess where the next aging crisis will strike, requiring your undivided attention. Unfortunately, this is an unending litany of events requiring one to regroup and tackle anew, while adding still another china plate to keep suspended in the air along with all the others!

As we have to know this is done by another timeclock we have little or no control over, wouldn't it be a better use of your time improving those aspects you can influence to have a more full and rewarding lifetime? What is the point of getting upset over broken dishes?



Sincerely,


Stimpy
 

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The mother has to take rust

Oh My God!!! What the hell is that! That can't possibly be real, can it? That woman has some kind of deformity.

Miriam just gave birth to a rather larger 8,6 pound baby. The loving parents came up with the lovely name for their offspring:HUH. From now on their new baby will join the world under the celebrity name HUH.

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Miriam just gave birth to a rather larger 8,6 pound baby. The loving parents came up with the lovely name for their offspring:HUH. From now on their new baby will join the world under the celebrity name HUH.

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Hmmmm...

Sorry, but I'm not Asian.
 
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