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American Baseball - what's it all about ?

Re: the ROMANCE thread. . . .

IF and only IF Jon and Shy get married, I will:
*Send china (nice stuff - Wedgewood);
*Locate an appropriate priest or minister to perform the ceremony (if necessary, under the table); and,
*Host a North American "Skype" party, for the friends of Jon and Shy to get inebriated, and share in their happiness.

Yours,
"A" XOXOXOXOXO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tDYMayp6Dk

P.S. Jonny - if Shy is as cute as he sounds - you better keep in touch with him - he might be worth KEEPING, even for a cute "young curmudgeon", like you ;-))) LOL!!!

I love how I'm getting a say in the marriage thing!!!! This sounds very suspicious. If I get abducted and flown to Leeds for a ceremony I won't be amused.

And a few other points:

1) China is never welcome when you're as clumsy as me. It would be best to gift baby cups and cutlery as these are I breakable
2) I would only ever get married by the Pope, just to spite my former Catholic faith lol
3) Skype party? God you would go to the opening of an envelope! And I will only go if the champagne is the real deal
4) I'm so glad you taught me something. I had to look up curmudgeon and now will use it in my routine day to day work to confuse my clients
5) I'm cute? WOW!!!!

Lots of adorable love

Shy, the Irish hedgehog x
 
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Shy, I retired from tennis, when Marat Safin did. I thought he had a marvelous serve. His nipples weren't bad, either. (I have a thing for Tatar boys, with high cheekbones. Andy Murray doesn't do a thing, for me.)

"A".

*Marat shirtless video ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7XlhLu4D1c

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now these guys I like, thanks for the sunday treat its just what I needed. Dan x
 
I love how I'm getting a say in the marriage thing!!!! This sounds very suspicious. If I get abducted and flown to Leeds for a ceremony I won't be amused.

And a few other points:

1) China is never welcome when you're as clumsy as me. It would be best to gift baby cups and cutlery as these are I breakable
2) I would only ever get married by the Pope, just to spite my former Catholic faith lol
3) Skype party? God you would go to the opening of an envelope! And I will only go if the champagne is the real deal
4) I'm so glad you taught me something. I had to look up curmudgeon and now will use it in my routine day to day work to confuse my clients
5) I'm cute? WOW!!!!

Lots of adorable love

Shy, the Irish hedgehog x
if there is a wedding I hope we get to watch the wedding night in the hotel room, its only fare. ;)
 
I love how I'm getting a say in the marriage thing!!!! This sounds very suspicious. If I get abducted and flown to Leeds for a ceremony I won't be amused.

And a few other points:

1) China is never welcome when you're as clumsy as me. It would be best to gift baby cups and cutlery as these are I breakable
2) I would only ever get married by the Pope, just to spite my former Catholic faith lol
3) Skype party? God you would go to the opening of an envelope! And I will only go if the champagne is the real deal
4) I'm so glad you taught me something. I had to look up curmudgeon and now will use it in my routine day to day work to confuse my clients
5) I'm cute? WOW!!!!

Lots of adorable love

Shy, the Irish hedgehog x

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Shy, you ought to know, NO ONE gets a say, when it comes to LOVE. It's irrational, awful, and compulsory. But, IF Jon abducts you, and compromises your virtue AGAINST YOUR WILL - and you don't like it. . . there are measures that can be taken.

When I was a wee lad, of just 16, I tutored a Mafia Prince, to straight "A's" in uni (though of course I didn't know he was such an eminence, at the time) - and at our graduation (my graduation present from my parents was a dinner at "Bonanza", a famous North American salad-bar-and diner at the time; HIS was a chain of pizzerias): he shook my hand and said, "A - if anyone ever troubles you, ever in your life, from here on in: please telephone me, and my Uncle Sal, from Chicago, will come SOLVE the problem, for you." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmX2VzsB25s

(Needless to say, I have never called IN the favour - because there have always been just too many candidates. But the option is always open. . . if any one I love gets seriously hurt ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I)

However, Shy:
*If you prefer plastic cutlery, this can be arranged.
*I cannot, unfortunately, arrange for His Holiness to bless your love for Jon. An archbishop, strictly on the QT, might be possible. (Let's be realistic, shall we?)
*I wouldn't go to the opening of anything, for anyone: and haven't, for 20 years. I'm a genuine recluse. Your wedding-party would be for friends, not for me.
*As a Scotsman, I'd venture that confusing your clients is an excellent thing - so long as it prompts their admiration, and opens their wallets.
*I've no idea whether you are cute or not, but. . . Jon seems to think kindly of you, and we've had lots of hints that your face and form are worthy of a smile, or two. So, there it is. (I, myself, as any of my friends would tell you, look PRECISELY like Sir Winston Churchill - round about his 85th birthday.) And if you two got together, I suppose it would be the best love-story we've ever seen, upon these pages. (Next to Paul and Damien Kyle's ;-))) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5u5zXVmoHM

That's it, that's all, your favourite awful and wicked Scots-Canadian,
"A" XOXOXOXOXO
 
Re: the ROMANCE thread. . . .

IF and only IF Jon and Shy get married, I will:
*Send china (nice stuff - Wedgewood);
*Locate an appropriate priest or minister to perform the ceremony (if necessary, under the table); and,
*Host a North American "Skype" party, for the friends of Jon and Shy to get inebriated, and share in their happiness.

Yours,
"A" XOXOXOXOXO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tDYMayp6Dk

P.S. Jonny - if Shy is as cute as he sounds - you better keep in touch with him - he might be worth KEEPING, even for a cute "young curmudgeon", like you ;-))) LOL!!!

I am totally against gay marriage so there is not gonna be any gay wedding in my life. I don't mind living with a guy and maybe if we hit it off really good and have a few happy years together then MAYBE a civil ceremony could be an option. AND, WTF about setting up a skype link of the wedding ! You rich bastards would be invited to the actual event lol. Ambi could convince one of his influencial high powered friends to hire a hotel for a few nights... lol
 
Heck,

I don't know how this thread got so far off the topic of baseball, but. . . as MikeYank and Peter would tell you, in an augenblick: baseball IS the "beautiful game".

Baseball is that rarest of games, which has the capacity to be - and regularly IS - both sweet and pastoral, and MIGHTILY heroic. In its concept, it is quite simple - much simpler than cricket, from which it is probably derived. And much easier to understand, in terms of rules, and scoring, than cricket is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball

Unlike rugby or American football, which rely crucially on strength and BRUTALITY - baseball calls on strength and speed, but is (in its essence) a very GENTLE, and PASTORAL game - as George Carlin famously observed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXacL0Uny0

Europeans all love football (or soccer, as we call it here): and there are good reasons why. Soccer is fast, fluid, and (played by its greatest practitioners): quite elegant. But, for any red-blooded American, or many Canadians, baseball will ALWAYS trump soccer, because baseball, though leisurely and elegant in its own way, is also POWERFUL and CONCLUSIVE, in a way that soccer NEVER IS. When a great pitcher is on the mound, and a great batter is up to bat - it's a DUEL to the DEATH. . . and you know, the virtuosity of one, or the POWER and skill of the other, could make or break the game, decisively. It is personal, and intense, and such duels: eye-to-eye, and man-to-man, do not occur in the fleeting encounters that are characteristic of European football.

It is this DUEL, that counts. If the crafty pitcher wins, and thwarts the batter - the game could be over, for his opponents' team. If the batter wins - and knocks the ball out of the park. . . the game could be over, and allow him and HIS team, to exult in victory. All from ONE crack of the bat. I would venture - and I know I will be called out, and MOCKED for saying so - that there is NO GOAL in soccer, which could EVER be as EXCITING as a HOME RUN in baseball - which could potentially garner multiple runs, and turn a losing game into a WINNING one, and win the ENTIRE GAME, with a single swing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQilXcnJD3o

That's the allure of BASEBALL, I think. Peace and calm and subtle strategy, punctuated by moments of magnificent POWER. Yes, soccer is beautiful - but there is nothing in soccer, like the thrill of seeing BABE RUTH hit a homer, and win the game! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkEX0eb2eBo

Not to mention, the glorious (and true) story of how the "Bambino" promised sick little Johnny Sylvester, in the midst of the 1926 World Series, that he'd hit a homer out of the park for him - and true to his word, Babe Ruth did. And Johnny Sylvester recovered. I don't know of a moment like that, in soccer, hockey, American football, or ANY other sport. It's just the miracle, of BASEBALL. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Sylvester

That's my best effort to introduce the love of baseball, to European friends, who might not be familiar with it - or who might find it mystifying. I probably failed - but: I have written this essay in answer to the original question posed by Jon. . . and with love for Peter and Mike, and especially, my dear old 82-year-old Dad, who loves baseball SO MUCH - when you visit his house, the Toronto Blue Jays are ALWAYS on, TV.

Love,
"A" XOXOXOXOXOXO

P.S. Just for Mike and Peter, here is the best essay ever written about baseball, for initiates, by the estimable John Updike. It is his tribute to the great Ted Williams. http://www.baseball-almanac.com/articles/hub_fans_bid_kid_adieu_article.shtml

P.P.S. Here is a song that brings back a much happier time, in North American history: "Take me out to the ball game" ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwF0wJMkzzA
 
There is something about baseball that can make a grown man emotional reflecting on his youth, perhaps accompanied by his father, to his first game, to be amazed by how green the grass is as he saw his first game at a major league stadium. I recall going to Yankee spring training games at Fort Lauderdale when I was in my 20's and engaging in fascinating conversations with retired gentlemen in their 70's and we had so much in common to discuss about the game of "the boys of summer" and reflect on our common feelings for the game. Baseball has truly been America's pastime for a century.

And as a New York baseball fan, this song encapsulates the days of my father when we had three baseball trams in NYC, the Yankees, Dodgers and the Giants and the fans all argued over whose star was superior, Mickey, Willie or The Duke.

 
Re: the ROMANCE thread. . . .

IF and only IF Jon and Shy get married, I will:
*Send china (nice stuff - Wedgewood);
*Locate an appropriate priest or minister to perform the ceremony (if necessary, under the table); and,
*Host a North American "Skype" party, for the friends of Jon and Shy to get inebriated, and share in their happiness.

Yours,
"A" XOXOXOXOXO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tDYMayp6Dk

P.S. Jonny - if Shy is as cute as he sounds - you better keep in touch with him - he might be worth KEEPING, even for a cute "young curmudgeon", like you ;-))) LOL!!!
Ambi
I agree totally.There back and forth banter has kept me very amused. And that Shy sure is a sexy talker.lol
Old voyeur that I am.....johnny
 
I am totally against gay marriage so there is not gonna be any gay wedding in my life. I don't mind living with a guy and maybe if we hit it off really good and have a few happy years together then MAYBE a civil ceremony could be an option. AND, WTF about setting up a skype link of the wedding ! You rich bastards would be invited to the actual event lol. Ambi could convince one of his influencial high powered friends to hire a hotel for a few nights... lol

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Hey, Jon ~

Sweetheart that you are, I'm a little sad that you are totally against gay marriage - because I am totally FOR IT. I know, it's not for everybody - but (ancient and traditional as I am): I feel that marriage is "a" (if not the "only") natural conclusion and expression of, a genuine and lasting love for another person - and I think gay people should have access to this, as much as straight people do.

I'll tell you one thing - if Mr. K.K. ever wants to marry me - HE'LL get a beautiful wedding, and a ring on his finger, and all the rest. And CAKE, as well. (But since you are so opposed to gay marriage, Jon, I guess I'll just have to mail you some cake, in the post ;-)

And BTW, as to your last sentence - if you are equivocating a little (as your final clauses suggest): don't think I am PAYING for your unanticipated and unwanted gay (or not-so-gay) wedding. My friends are not that generous, and I'm not that rich. (I have a sewer to fix, which I hear bubbling at this very moment - and a b/f to take care of. My cheque-book is in SHREDS, DUDE!) *Plus, you seem to be forgetting that I am a Scotsman, and f***ing CHEAP.*

"A" XOXOXOXOXO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVnxc_GWur4
 
I think I could take the risk but only as its you 2 as long as its nice and long and there's lots of spanking and all things that would make people blush. X
You know Dan .You wright so sweet.But down deep I think You are a real SLUT.Just saying.xoxoxoxo johnny:biggrin:
 
Ambi
I agree totally.There back and forth banter has kept me very amused. And that Shy sure is a sexy talker.lol
Old voyeur that I am.....johnny

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Johnny ~

What we must remember is, that Shy is an IRISHMAN. And I've yet to meet an Irishman, who couldn't charm the sealskin trousers off an Eskimo, in the middle of February, in Inuvik ;-)

Whether Shy can charm the pants off our beloved JON, for GOOD - well, that's another matter. But IF HE CAN, and if it HAPPENS, I'm all for it. And I'll send the nice china - whether Shy breaks it, or not ;-)

"A" ;-))) XOXOXOXOXOXO

P.S. I think it'll take QUITE the HOT and SWEET and PATIENT IRISHMAN (charm or not) to tame our fierce Jonny, once and for all ;-))) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYPuz0EYPSo
 
There is something about baseball that can make a grown man emotional reflecting on his youth, perhaps accompanied by his father, to his first game, to be amazed by how green the grass is as he saw his first game at a major league stadium. I recall going to Yankee spring training games at Fort Lauderdale when I was in my 20's and engaging in fascinating conversations with retired gentlemen in their 70's and we had so much in common to discuss about the game of "the boys of summer" and reflect on our common feelings for the game. Baseball has truly been America's pastime for a century.

And as a New York baseball fan, this song encapsulates the days of my father when we had three baseball trams in NYC, the Yankees, Dodgers and the Giants and the fans all argued over whose star was superior, Mickey, Willie or The Duke.


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Mickey Mantle was a total BABE.

"A" XOXOXOXOXOXO

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Something about baseball stadiums that make that hotdog taste better! I remember seeing reggie jackson pull up next to our car at a stoplight during spring training in AZ back in the mid-70s. Man I was so excited!! Or seeing ken griffey jr, ichiro and edgar martinez just a arms length away. Sometimes as kids (and adults) these sports figures are "the stars" in our lives not the rockers and actors.
 
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Mickey Mantle was a total BABE.

"A" XOXOXOXOXOXO

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No doubt Ambi. I have many straight friends who idolized and were 'in love' with "The Mick"! I've heard it said that Mickey looked like he was found in central casting to portray the All American boy baseball player.

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It's nice to see that after many left and right turns, as this thread meandered through many subjects it is back on track celebrating the mystical powers of the game of baseball that can turn a grown man into a little boy again.

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Something about baseball stadiums that make that hotdog taste better! I remember seeing reggie jackson pull up next to our car at a stoplight during spring training in AZ back in the mid-70s. Man I was so excited!! Or seeing ken griffey jr, ichiro and edgar martinez just a arms length away. Sometimes as kids (and adults) these sports figures are "the stars" in our lives not the rockers and actors.
You never fail to surprise me Peter. Seeing you post on this thread, I totally expected to see you "goofing" once again on a post by mikeyank, but instead you made a beautiful post yourself.
 
Well,

Y'all are kind of wearing me out, with all this sports talk. My K.K. (who is a real Southern boy, and sometimes uses unvarnished language): sometimes likes to tease me, by saying - in his drawl - "A., you know y'all are so NICE, but a 100 per cent faggot, through and through!" (I take this as a COMPLIMENT.)

My Dad loves baseball. My late Mother loved football - real, tough, North American-style football: because that's what she and her friends loved to go see live, when they were all in university. (Not to mention, my Mother - described by her students as the "nicest, meanest, English teacher who ever lived" - kind of loved the FRAY, and the rough-and-tumble of good old football SCRIMMAGE.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccy6IKwpkAQ

But my sisters and I . . . and Mr. K.K. loves to tease me about it. . . loved FIGURE-SKATING. And when I was young, my sports hero was KURT BROWNING, from Alberta, Canada. IMHO, the greatest athlete AND artist who ever graced the ice. Kurt was the first skater ever to do the "quad", in performance - and so, was an immeasurably tougher athlete than most quarterbacks who ever lean in, and get ready for the big tackle, that's coming. . . but he was also a superbly graceful artist, on the ice.

It was the early '90's. All the photos, and videos, are old, and grainy, and not very satisfactory. But if you don't think Kurt was HOT, back then - you just go ahead and KILL ME, now ;-)))

"A" XOXOXOXOXO

*Kurt Browning reprises Gene Kelly's "Singing in the Rain", on ice ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXtd7xq7URM

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You know Dan .You wright so sweet.But down deep I think You are a real SLUT.Just saying.xoxoxoxo johnny:biggrin:
you know me so well lol I've never been able to experience things for real as you know but I have a virtual me In my mind and he's just crazy and dirty but there will always be a little bit of my innocence hidden somewhere. ;-)
 
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Johnny ~

What we must remember is, that Shy is an IRISHMAN. And I've yet to meet an Irishman, who couldn't charm the sealskin trousers off an Eskimo, in the middle of February, in Inuvik ;-)

Whether Shy can charm the pants off our beloved JON, for GOOD - well, that's another matter. But IF HE CAN, and if it HAPPENS, I'm all for it. And I'll send the nice china - whether Shy breaks it, or not ;-)

"A" ;-))) XOXOXOXOXOXO

P.S. I think it'll take QUITE the HOT and SWEET and PATIENT IRISHMAN (charm or not) to tame our fierce Jonny, once and for all ;-))) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYPuz0EYPSo

Well I'm Northern Irish so have southern charm with a slightly british stuff upper lip. A bit like Charles Darwin crossed with the Virgin Mary with a bit of Russell Howard chucked in for good measure :)

And that Jon is a tough nut to crack. It would take the patience of a Saint. Thankfully my Irish granny has prayed for me enough for that to be a near certainty, even for a gay atheist like me!xx
 
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