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Where did you make yourself first cum???

Well honestly Mikeyank and Stimpy, I was quiet surprsied by your unexpected nice words. You have just made me feel good inside. I enjoy posting on the forum and am unsure what responses there will be to my questions.

This particular question I drafted and sat on for a week before posting, being unsure whether to post it up or not. I've never told anyone about my first cum experience but also didn't know whether young experiences like this were appropriate stories to 'publish'. In the end I decided to take out my age from the story (which was 12) and post it. I was wondering during the day what reaction the posting would get. I was surprised at all the great responses and amazed how open people were about such a 'delicate' topic for us at that age. Each post is very individual but at the same time its sort of re-assuring that we have similar feelings.

Thanks again guys,
Undie :001_smile:
I call em' as I see em', Undie, and I think that you have been a terrific addition to the forum. As far as age appropriate stories, Mark would have to tell us, but on other websites, as long as the story involves all young guys together, it is okay, and not involving an adult with a minor. I hope that is the case here too, because comparing our youthful memories is fun. :wink:Keep up the good work Undie. :thumbup1:
 
jeez girls...

Well honestly Mikeyank and Stimpy, I was quiet surprsied by your unexpected nice words. You have just made me feel good inside. I enjoy posting on the forum and am unsure what responses there will be to my questions.

This particular question I drafted and sat on for a week before posting, being unsure whether to post it up or not. I've never told anyone about my first cum experience but also didn't know whether young experiences like this were appropriate stories to 'publish'. In the end I decided to take out my age from the story (which was 12) and post it. I was wondering during the day what reaction the posting would get. I was surprised at all the great responses and amazed how open people were about such a 'delicate' topic for us at that age. Each post is very individual but at the same time its sort of re-assuring that we have similar feelings.

Thanks again guys,
Undie :001_smile:

Ms Kianna is too much of a lady... But I can't believe I'm the only woman on here who shared a story... And I know you guys don't want to hear about it, but we are here to stay... I do my best to avoid references to my girly bits... I learned my lesson about that! Haha! I do love my friend Stimpy, now...
 
I doubt if anyone is doubting that this is your story Smiley, and I would enjoy reading the entire story. Would you like to give a link to it?
It's a four part, 16,000 word story over on SoloTouch called Antelope Patrol.

Here's a link:

http://www.solotouch.com/contri.php?story=25193

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Mike. My proof is I can predict the future. In the next few months, Solotouch will be publishing a new piece called Messing Around With Mike that's 22,000 words and 7 parts. I've been working on it for two months now and it's almost done. It is really the background story for the other one. Yes, I did jerk off with troop mates in scouts, multiple times, but my real relationship was a neighbor boy. We were jerk off buddies for over a year and quite adventuresome in many ways.

So you see, Mike, either you were in my Boy Scout troop or we were jack off buddies back when. It was one or the other. :biggrin: And it was Southern California, the other part of the country from you, to answer your question.

I'll give you an 1,100 word taste of the new piece. It contains two other firsts, the first time Mike came and the first time I stroked the dick of another boy. It's also totally true and is how Messing Around With Mike begins.

And I'd be interested in other's opinions. This story is still in draft form. I did copyright it earlier this evening. This is its first public exposure, or is that pubic exposure? I get so confused with porn.

“What do you mean, you can’t jerk off?”

As a thirteen year old active masturbator, this seemed impossible. “I mean just that,” was Mike’s quiet reply. He stopped looking at me. “When I play with my dick, nothing happens.”

But Mike was over a year older than me. Of course he must be able to jerk off. I said, “You mean nothing comes out?” Mike mumbled that was the case. I was confused. I had seen Mike naked when we’d changed into our swim trunks in his room, his family having a pool. “But you’re…I mean, everything is normal down there, right?”

“I bet I’m bigger than you are,” Mike snapped back. “And I guess I’ve had wet dreams. I’ve felt sticky stuff in my underwear when I wake up. I just can’t do it to myself.” I was impressed. I’d never had a wet dream although I’d read about them in my Boy Scout Handbook.

Asking Mike what happened when he rubbed his dick, he replied it got hard and then nothing. “Do you do it like this?” making a circle with my thumb and forefinger and moving it up and down.

“No, I usually just rub it with my hand,” holding his open palm down and waving it above his jeans.

“Well, you’re not doing it right.” I was the expert.

“Will you show me how?”

Would I! Beating off was my current favorite thing to do in life. I jerked off multiple times each day. Of course usually I was in my bed or behind a locked bathroom door, but I had also jacked off with friends in Boy Scouts. I’d done it occasionally with a few of my buds on camping trips, either in a tent at night or by finding a secluded place away from camp. My earlier telling Mike about one of these events lead to this conversation. My Scouting jack off sessions had been quick and solo. None of us had to be taught how to jerk off. Exciting and new, I’d love to help Mike learn to do it.

We left the screened-in back porch of my home and headed into my parents’ bedroom. I thought we might lie down next to each other and their double bed made more sense than my single. With my sister at college, Dad at work and Mom doing 1960s mom things, we were alone. I told Mike to take off his clothes. Hesitating, he told me I’d have to strip, too. I agreed, suspecting I’d be naked soon enough anyway. Deliberately we removed our t-shirts, shoes, socks and jeans. We both wore white Jockey underwear. Mike was back to looking me in the eye. “Ready?”

“Yes,” I said, removing my underwear. As Mike did the same, we stopped and stared at each other for a bit. Even though he was older than me, we were similar in height, with Mike only an inch or two taller. He was broader, deeper and stronger than I was, the age difference showing up there. Otherwise Mike was a typical flat-chested young skinny boy while I was maybe fifteen pounds overweight. Call it baby fat. Mike’s dirty blond hair, straight and long for the mid ‘60s, was parted on the right and always falling across his forehead. Mine was dark, curly and usually very short. He was definitely hairier than me all over, varying from fuzzy blond over his arms to light brown around his crotch. I would soon discover Mike had really hairy balls. Nervous, both of us were still soft. “Lie down on the bed and get a boner,” I told him.

Mike did as I asked, lying down on the left hand side of the bed where my dad normally slept. Holding his head up and looking down his body, Mike played with his flaccid dick, both with a single hand and in-between his two hands, rubbing them together as if he was making a clay snake. Soon the cobra arose. He continued to rub his dick with his open palm. “See, nothing happens. Stuff should come out, right?”

“Yes, white sperm. How do you feel? Do you feel tingly inside?”

“No, should I?”

“Try this.” Again, I made a circle with my fingers. “Rub up and down your dick this way.” Mike did as I asked but after only a minute or two, he stopped.

“See, it just doesn’t work for me.”

“You give up too easily. You’ve got to keep going.” Mike went back to jacking his hard dick but stopped again a short time later.

“You’re wrong. I’ve tried doing this before for hours! I’m just not able to jack off.” Exasperated, Mike threw his head back and his arms to the bed.

“Maybe I can.” I reached down and started stroking his dick. For the first time, my hand touched an erect cock not my own. There was no resistance from Mike. Somehow I knew he wanted this to happen. I sat down on the edge of the bed next to his legs and continued to jerk him off. He had raised his head to watch the action, his own hands now rubbing his chest. Breathing more heavily, after a while his head fell back again with his eyes closed. Speeding up the beat, Mike rocked a bit back and forth. He may not be tingling but I sure was, experiencing so many new things as I jacked my best friend’s dick: the warmth of his hardon, the hard edge of his cap as my forefinger crossed it at the top of my stroke, with smaller ridges under his skin slipping past my fingers as they went up and down, even this strange angle of grabbing a cock from below rather than above. I went on high alert, taking it all in. With time I realized that sure enough, Mike’s dick worked just like mine, sensing it was getting ready to shoot. I asked Mike if he felt warm inside. “Fuck, yeah,” was his reply. Wanting Mike to have the pleasure of bringing himself to his first orgasm, I stopped and told him to take over. Mike did so with vehemence, tugging mightily at his dick. In a minute or two, Mike made a series of clipped grunts, ending in a long one as cum flew over his chest. Still being yanked furiously, Mike’s cock shot multiple strings of semen, which speckled his chest and formed pools on his stomach. Having brought his head up off the bed, he looked like he was in pain. His face started to relax as he slowed down his beat and laid his head down. Back to rubbing the underside of his dick with his hand, Mike continued to leak cum. His breathing no longer sounded like he was panting but instead was long and steady. The room was quiet and still. Wow. I wish I could squirt like that.
 
I was in my bedroom one afternoon all alone and I always had liked the way pillows felt rubbing against my dick, especially cool pillows. Air conditioning was not so common, and I had learned as a small child placing a pillow on the hardwood floors had a cooling effect on the surface of my pillow. Since as far as I could remember, I always had liked to stuff the corner of a preferrably cooled throw pillow that I routinely slept with, into the front of my underwear briefs(tightie whites). It always felt good and this one afternoon, it felt especially good.

I kept rubbing the cool pillow over my dick and balls, more and more as it felt better and better. I was around 11 or 12 and had no idea what exactly I was doing. Then, all of a sudden, missles were launched out of their silos and all of a sudden I had passed the point of no return. It was a completely gut- wrenching experience as this explosion came completely out of no where without any specific skin to skin contact. I laid there completely spent, drenched, and weakened with my eyes dialated, I imagine because I couldn't see clearly. I just had no idea what had happened but I realized that this was some major scientific discovery. This creamy substance, I thought some kind of pre-processed urine, had gotten all over the cover of the throw pillow and my wiping it off in time left a whitish gritty, almost starchy residue that didn't want to come off.

I never ever have fully recovered although I gave up throw pillows long ago!


Cumrag27
Cumrag,

That stories was very hot and well written.
 
Well honestly Mikeyank and Stimpy, I was quiet surprsied by your unexpected nice words. You have just made me feel good inside. I enjoy posting on the forum and am unsure what responses there will be to my questions.

This particular question I drafted and sat on for a week before posting, being unsure whether to post it up or not. I've never told anyone about my first cum experience but also didn't know whether young experiences like this were appropriate stories to 'publish'. In the end I decided to take out my age from the story (which was 12) and post it. I was wondering during the day what reaction the posting would get. I was surprised at all the great responses and amazed how open people were about such a 'delicate' topic for us at that age. Each post is very individual but at the same time its sort of re-assuring that we have similar feelings.

Thanks again guys,
Undie :001_smile:
Undie,

You are very gifted and creative. Others on the thread do appreciate you including me.
 
A Total Picture stimulating inspiration

Dear Undie and Mikeyank,

Thank you for recognizing something I realized about Undie months ago. Truly Undie deserves credit for thinking out of the box and providing forumites with varied topics and something we can sink our teeth into, not to mention the great photos he comes up with. Truthfully, I no longer care about the updates, or at least not much.

I have ceased to be concerned about the pending changes with the new Broke Straight Boys, so long as the forum remains unchanged. Certainly, when Undie is out of town on vacation, there is a noticeable vacuum created and only seems to get filled when he returns with his special knack for drumming up interest from forumites.

No body does it better! Thank you Undie!

Sincerely,


Stimpy

Dear Undie,

Perhaps this puts my sentiments about your participation on the forum more succinctly. With the minimum of fanfare, just the essence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8o4os6Um6g

Thank you again, Its the least I could do,


Stimpy

Well honestly Mikeyank and Stimpy, I was quiet surprised by your unexpected nice words. You have just made me feel good inside. I enjoy posting on the forum and am unsure what responses there will be to my questions.

This particular question I drafted and sat on for a week before posting, being unsure whether to post it up or not. I've never told anyone about my first cum experience but also didn't know whether young experiences like this were appropriate stories to 'publish'. In the end I decided to take out my age from the story (which was 12) and post it. I was wondering during the day what reaction the posting would get. I was surprised at all the great responses and amazed how open people were about such a 'delicate' topic for us at that age. Each post is very individual but at the same time its sort of re-assuring that we have similar feelings.

Thanks again guys,
Undie :001_smile:

Dear Undie,

I know of no one on the forum that can elicit both the quality and quantity of responses you so consistently get from your postings and pictures. This ability of yours to stimulate ideas has been the basis and foundation for our friendship since August, if not previously verbalized precisely. Actually, I am almost speechless that you continue to underestimate your own powers so, not the least of which is your being surprised about my appreciative statement regarding your talents.

Many people on the forum have given me a much appreciated favorable and encouraging nod along the way, including you with your kind words following my 10 random facts, as to my wordy 1000+ writing abilities. But the raw, open-ended nature of that creative impulse comes from the "carefully crafted topic", that is it essential missing link in this creative process overall. I so much admire and am at the mercy of anyone that can give me that essential solid rocket fuel, so I can overcome my inertia and begin forming my thoughts in an occasionally entertaining way.

You postings of new, thought provoking, and occasionally provocative threads and pictures are the "masterstroke"(no pun intended) in this overall creative and entertaining endeavor. Nothing works particularly well without this "masterstroke" you so generously provide.

To Thank you for this creative spark is indeed an understatement of how absolutely essential it is for me to be able to write on the forum. When commenting in the past how the forum was dying, it merely lacked this essential life force. My debt to you, Undie, is immeasurable and these words needed saying.


Eternally Grateful,


Stimpy
 
It's a four part, 16,000 word story over on SoloTouch called Antelope Patrol.

Here's a link:

http://www.solotouch.com/contri.php?story=25193

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Mike. My proof is I can predict the future. In the next few months, Solotouch will be publishing a new piece called Messing Around With Mike that's 22,000 words and 7 parts. I've been working on it for two months now and it's almost done. It is really the background story for the other one. Yes, I did jerk off with troop mates in scouts, multiple times, but my real relationship was a neighbor boy. We were jerk off buddies for over a year and quite adventuresome in many ways.

So you see, Mike, either you were in my Boy Scout troop or we were jack off buddies back when. It was one or the other. :biggrin: And it was Southern California, the other part of the country from you, to answer your question.

I'll give you an 1,100 word taste of the new piece. It contains two other firsts, the first time Mike came and the first time I stroked the dick of another boy. It's also totally true and is how Messing Around With Mike begins.

And I'd be interested in other's opinions. This story is still in draft form. I did copyright it earlier this evening. This is its first public exposure, or is that pubic exposure? I get so confused with porn.
I am thoroughly enjoying reading about your experiences from your youth, Smiley. I just read your preview of "Messing Around With Mike", and will read "Antelope Patrol" with the link that you provided, when I return home from work today. As the web site that you are writing for is called "Solo Touch", I assume that they are all masturbation stories, which are hot, but if you eventually took your hand off Mike's amazing dick, and put it in your mouth, that would be even more amazing, but jerk off stories are hot too.

And yes our boy scout experiences are similar, even to the point of reading about wet dreams in the Boy Scout Handbook, (come to think of it the word "handbook" takes on a new meaning after reading your story :tongue_smilie: ).

So we apparently had similar experiences on opposite coasts of the country in the boy scouts. I was doing my thing at Camp Pouch, Camp Alpine, Sanita Hills and Ten Mile River, while you were doing it in Southern California, but boys with emerging sexuality and hard dicks, are basically the same, wherever the setting, I am sure.

Please keep sharing. As Mark told us this morning that it will not be until April that we see the new Broke Straight Boys episodes, your stories along with JLipps4u and others will keep my "needs" satisfied until we see all new and hopefully exciting good looking young straight guys getting naked and having gay sex.

Thanks Smiley. Your stories sure bring a smile to my face, and another reaction to another part of my anatomy. :lol::thumbup:
 
Thanks, Mike. I appreciate your encouragement.

Antelope Patrol is part fact, part fiction and part a stretching of the truth. Yes, my patrol did turn into a mini jerk off club for about 8 months in the mid '60s. It was more furtive and less relaxed than is depicted in the stories. The problem was I tried to take my year-long relationship with Mike and work it into that narrative. Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have done it. Yes, it made for a hot story but it also made it a bit unbelievable. A 8,000 word tale of us getting together, quickly jacking off and then scurrying away would have been more truthful but it wouldn't have been as stroke-worthy. Oh, well, it is what it is, out there on the Internet for all to see.

Yes, SoloTouch is strictly a masturbation site. Stories with oral, anal or vaginal sex are rejected (it is both a M-M and M-F site). Fortunately for me, my young experiences basically followed their guidelines so I didn't have to change much for publishing by them. As for sticking a dick in my mouth, for me that waited until my 20s but I must agree with you, there is nothing like one guy giving another guy a blow job.

As for more stories, I'll start my own thread. I feel guilty enough hijacking underwear fun's topic as much as I have. Give me a few days. I'm still finding grievous errors.
 
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DAMN, LOVE!!! That was only LAST year, then!!!!! :cool:

I remember I was pretty young, like maybe 11 or 12. I remember rubbing on things a lot when I was really young, but it wasn't until I started reading my mom's romance novels when I was in middle school that I realized there was a payoff at the end.... My mom was pretty open about sex, but she didn't talk about masturbating. Just about what not to do with boys.... So, I was in bed late one night and just kept going. I was immediately addicted. And the best part about being a girl, is it's pretty easy to keep on the down low, if you know what I mean... Although, I had an antique brass bed that could get kind of noisy if I got too into it, trying different positions and all... It wasn't too long after that that I found my mom's copy of The Joy of Sex. Things got pretty interesting after that :blushing:
 
Ms Kianna is too much of a lady... But I can't believe I'm the only woman on here who shared a story... And I know you guys don't want to hear about it, but we are here to stay... I do my best to avoid references to my girly bits... I learned my lesson about that! Haha! I do love my friend Stimpy, now...

I don't usually post on forums (which may become apparent if this all goes backwards:001_rolleyes:) just wanted to say i didn't post because i honestly can't remember, then after reading a few entries i decided it was because i don't ejaculate the experience wasn't memorable enough. Then i read your post and decided it must just be that i'm wired wrong!!!!. pick which ever one seems most likely:thumbup:

Also can i say i've been reading entries here for a month or so and you all seem lovely.. nicest forum i've ever been on. Who would have guessed you were all here tucked away on a porn site..... not me:biggrin:
So thanks for the entertainment and a lot of awww moments...
 
I don't usually post on forums (which may become apparent if this all goes backwards:001_rolleyes:) just wanted to say i didn't post because i honestly can't remember, then after reading a few entries i decided it was because i don't ejaculate the experience wasn't memorable enough. Then i read your post and decided it must just be that i'm wired wrong!!!!. pick which ever one seems most likely:thumbup:

Also can i say i've been reading entries here for a month or so and you all seem lovely.. nicest forum i've ever been on. Who would have guessed you were all here tucked away on a porn site..... not me:biggrin:
So thanks for the entertainment and a lot of awww moments...

Dearest anothergirl,

I must imagine "it is what it is" and it isn't that you are wired wrong. We are most accepting and we welcome your entry as a kind of "right of passage".

Now, go and populate many more forum entries for the benefit of all.

Sincerely,


Stimpy
 
Thanks, Mike. I appreciate your encouragement.

Antelope Patrol is part fact, part fiction and part a stretching of the truth. Yes, my patrol did turn into a mini jerk off club for about 8 months in the mid '60s. It was more furtive and less relaxed than is depicted in the stories. The problem was I tried to take my year-long relationship with Mike and work it into that narrative. Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have done it. Yes, it made for a hot story but it also made it a bit unbelievable. A 8,000 word tale of us getting together, quickly jacking off and then scurrying away would have been more truthful but it wouldn't have been as stroke-worthy. Oh, well, it is what it is, out there on the Internet for all to see.

Yes, SoloTouch is strictly a masturbation site. Stories with oral, anal or vaginal sex are rejected (it is both a M-M and M-F site). Fortunately for me, my young experiences basically followed their guidelines so I didn't have to change much for publishing by them. As for sticking a dick in my mouth, for me that waited until my 20s but I must agree with you, there is nothing like one guy giving another guy a blow job.

As for more stories, I'll start my own thread. I feel guilty enough hijacking underwear fun's topic as much as I have. Give me a few days. I'm still finding grievous errors.
I began to read Smiley's story, Antelope Patrol and a flood of boy scout memories come back to me now. I did some research on the following piece of news that serves as background to the story I'm going to tell.

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On October 7, 1964 Walter Jenkins, a 46 year old member of President Lyndon Johnson's white house staff, was arrested for having sex with another man in a YMCA men's room in Washington D.C. His picture was put on the front page of every newspaper in the U.S. as he was outed, decades before the word "outed" existed. Jenkins paid a $50 fine, but of course resigned from the white house.

I found on Wikipedia, that Lyndon Johnson commented: "I couldn't have been more shocked about Walter Jenkins if I'd heard that Lady Bird had tried to kill the Pope." (For those of us old enough to remember that was typical LBJ :biggrin: ).


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My friends and I were all approaching 14 that year, and we were on an overnight hike at Camp Alpine in New Jersey. I shared a tent with David, who I described elsewhere as my best friend who I began jerking off with as soon as we met each other at a boy scout meeting at age eleven.

Three of our friends and members of the same patrol shared a tent next to ours. Jeff, Dan and Charlie were in that tent, and while we all joked about wet dreams, and jerking off, we never did anything sexually together. There was a bit of "goosing" which usually involved grabbing another guy's crotch through his pants, but that was about it. David and I were always jerking each other off, and had begun experimenting with oral, with David always being the leader.

We went into their tent, as it was cold, David and I got into the sleeping bags of Jeff, and Charlie. Dan wasn't interested in our play, and pretended to be asleep. I was paired with Jeff first, and I got on top of him and we rubbed bodies. We slept in our clothes in the wintertime in the tents, but I felt Jeff had a boner as I rubbed. This went on for a while as David and Charlie were playing similar games. We later switched partners as I got into Charlie's sleeping bag and he was hard too. Things did not go too far, and no cock's were removed from clothing and no orgasms happened, that I was aware of.

Eventually David and I went back to our tent where we jerked each other off.

A week later at our Friday night weekly Boy Scout meeting, our assistant scoutmaster called David and I over to talk to us privately. We didn't know what it was about, but he asked if we knew about Walter Jenkins. He went on to tell us how he got arrested for what he was doing. He didn't accuse us of being gay, but he picked out David and I to talk to together, and did not include Jeff and Charlie, or Dan who faked sleep.

I imagined that Dan went and told him what we did, and being that David and I went into their tent and took turns in the sleeping bags with Charlie and Jeff, that we were the guilty parties. Nothing further came of it, but reading Antelope Patrol brought back a rush of memories. I will now go back to reading your story.
 
DAMN, LOVE!!! That was only LAST year, then!!!!! :cool:

:tongue_smilie: Thanks for that, Bob, but I think we all know I'm no blushing virgin at this point :wink: You don't want to be starting any Cyber Gayssip that gets me booted off for being a minor... :001_rolleyes: Hee hee...
 
An Ode for All to Take to Heart

I was thinking that we certainly have a stifled bunch of Forum buddies who won't even as much as lift a finger to share their "First Cum Experience". SINCE WE ALL KNOW EVERYONE HAS DONE THIS IN THEIR LIFE, WHY AREN'T MORE ABLE BODIED MASTURBATORS INTO SHARING THEIR OWN FIRST TIME FOR ALL TO ENJOY, INSTEAD OF JUST KEEPING IT ALL TO YOURSELF.

I ask myself, is this some religious cloister having taken the vow of silence? 0R Are members so busy getting them self off, that they have forgotten we want to hear ABOUT YOUR FIRST ENCOUNTERS OF A PERSONAL KIND.

POSTED: BEWARE TO ALL FORUMITES FOR SHARING NEAR AND FAR

RE: "JUST A LITTLE ENTICEMENT FOR ONE AND ALL,
A POEM WE HAVE BELOW, AND JUST LIKE THAT FATEFUL FEATHER, TO TICKLE AND ENTHRALL."



BE A TROUPER AND BEAT YOUR ONE AND ONLY WILLING DRUM,

JUST LIKE A ONE-MAN PARTY POOPER TILL YOU FINALLY SHOOT YOUR CUM.

FIRST TIME IS A BIT SCARY WHILE ADMIRING YOURSELF AT MIRROR'S GLANCE,

WHO'D THOUGHT YOU'D DONE IT, WHILE WEARING YOUR TIE AND SUNDAY PANTS !



NO, YOU HAD NO SPECIFIC BOYS SCOUTS-"FEEL" MANUAL WITH STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS,

NO, YOU HAD NO ABUSER'S VAGUE AND SMUDGY NEAR MISS-AFTER-MISS EDGY INTRODUCTIONS.

JUST A LITTLE LEAKAGE IF LUCKY, AND THAT TINY INNER VOICE AGAIN AND AGAIN CONVINCINGLY TELLING YOU,

JUST A LITTLE MORE...A LITTLE MORE TILL YOUR BALLS ARE ALL AGLOW AND NEARLY BLUE!


AND, THEN, FROM A LONG, LONG DISTANCE BUT REALLY, REALLY QUITE NEAR,

A LOT OF RAPID HEAVY BREATHING, YOUR MOUTH TWISTING EAR TO EAR.

YOU SEE YOUR RANDY HANDS, ALL SHINNY AND RAPIDLY BECOMING JUST A BLUR,

AS YOU SET ABOUT MAKING PLANS FOR YOUR SMOOTH CROTCH, BECOMING FULL OF CURLY FUR!



ENTITLED:

"THE ODE TO BEING SWEET AND INNOCENT - NO MORE!" - First Printing




ALL AGLOW AND PROUDLY SUBMITTED BY,


STIMPY AND PALLS
 
"THE ODE TO BEING SWEET AND INNOCENT - NO MORE!"

Soon to be appearing coast-to-coast on bathroom walls. Please send royalty payments to: (no pre-moistened stamps, please)


Stimpy
c/o Broke Straight Boys Forum
 
I don't usually post on forums (which may become apparent if this all goes backwards:001_rolleyes:) just wanted to say i didn't post because i honestly can't remember, then after reading a few entries i decided it was because i don't ejaculate the experience wasn't memorable enough. Then i read your post and decided it must just be that i'm wired wrong!!!!. pick which ever one seems most likely:thumbup:

Also can i say i've been reading entries here for a month or so and you all seem lovely.. nicest forum i've ever been on. Who would have guessed you were all here tucked away on a porn site..... not me:biggrin:
So thanks for the entertainment and a lot of awww moments...

Well, welcome to the forum anothergirl! We need more girlies on here to keep things interesting! It can be a little daunting posting in the boys club, so please know that you are welcome and we look forward to hearing from you! Please consider posting in the "10 random facts about you" thread!

And I'm sure there is nothing wrong with the way you are "wired"!
 
Cumrag27,

Thank you for both your poem and the story about the first time you came. You are a talented guy. Congratulations and I enjoyed both your entries.
 
Poet Stimpy

Well Stimpy,

So you have been inspired to the heights of poetry! Such a talented man you are. Thanks and keep the the poems cumming! lol

Undie
 
True! So can I be a co-signer on your AARP account?????
:biggrin: LMAO



:tongue_smilie: Thanks for that, Bob, but I think we all know I'm no blushing virgin at this point :wink: You don't want to be starting any Cyber Gayssip that gets me booted off for being a minor... :001_rolleyes: Hee hee...
 
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