Useless as a neutered underdog in HEAT-Feeling unofficially OSTRACIZED BY THE FORUM

[lesit78]

PLEASE NOTE: Before reading the note below, please begin linking to the following music whilst it plays gently in the background as you read on...

http://youtu.be/iGKP3APuAjo


Dearest Abe,

With your voluminous and beautifully written, well thought-out comments to the contrary, you know being from the South and with my response being written in the thickest of Southern accents, "I always rely on the kindness of strangers", especially well-written ones having their origins from the likes of someone such as yourself! Abe, you are the definition of the "Mason/Dixon Line, Tradition, and Honor" all wrapped into one and you must know I have always had from the bottom of my heart an affinity for your many gentlemanly charms, kind Sir! Even if your name reminds me of none other than the enemy and Devil himself, Abe Lincoln. Such are the fortunes or misfortunes in life.

With regards to your pensive response to me on the forum, of course we can..."still be buds(as in roses) and agree to disagree" always with civility and good manners, from time to time without the necessity of bringing out the "dueling weapons". Personally, I have always hated having to take the time to count out the required number of steps with my dyslexia! Would you like to share a mint julip? "Fiddle de dee, tomorrow is another day" my dearest Abe Rhett Butler, III!

Perhaps I can make a new dress from these imported draperies in the honor of this memorable occasion. Afterall, if Southerners stand for anything at all, we stand for "Tradition" and "Honor"! While it might appear to be a bit forward for us O'Stimpy girls, I want to share the fact that I have taken the personal liberty as a woman's prerogative and long-standing family tradition of reserving you an most "Honored Spot" on my "dance card", of course! You silly, silly boy! I'll look for you to be freshly shaven in the light and airy "Ballsac Room"!


Sincerely "Honored" by your offer with your "Traditional Southern Charms",


Scarlett O'Stimpy

Stimpy, you are so cute! I must confess though, I've never watched Gone With The Wind so I guess now I'll have to watch it just so I can get all the references to it. What I will say with absolute certainty though is I know nothin about birthin no babies!

 

[cumrag27]

Scarlet was just "a wee bit down on her luck"!

Stimpy, you are so cute! I must confess though, I've never watched Gone With The Wind so I guess now I'll have to watch it just so I can get all the references to it. What I will say with absolute certainty though is I know nothin about birthin no babies!

Dearest Abe,

I have it on good authority, Scarlet didn't know anything either and she was the main character. Actually, I found the movie to be long and, may I add, Scarlet was just "a wee bit down on her luck", even with Rhett standing nearby. Fortunately, she didn't get dropped by Rhett as he descended the glorious stairway with Scarlet in his arms or it was edited out anyway.

Concerning "birthing no babies", back in them days back on the plantation, that job fell to the house "help", otherwise known as slaves. Because of their being deliberately denied an education by law no less, birth certificates were a big mess with only having a scratchy/unsteady X scribbled on it for a signature of the officiating birthing-midwife required for the Official Birth Certificate. Back then all that was required was boiling water and a wash cloth and, if lucky, some smelling salts to make sure the mother was fully awake to experience birthing to the fullest and most painful extent possible(an early form of birth control). Some people take to giving birth, and then there are others that it is practically like pulling teeth to get them to spread wide, shut up, and punch out their most recent facsimilie. Natural childbirth was not an option in those good old days back on the plantation, rather it was the only option.

While I am from the South, you might say that "Gone With The Wind" didn't..."cotton well with me, anyhoo!" Simply stated, it was like a constant string of expanding tragedies built on top of other tragedies that would put any soap-opera writer now-a-days to shame. A tad bit on the "melodramatic side" and the fact that Scarlet was the first ever documented "drama queen" filmed in "technicolor" only added injury to the insult. My references cited were mostly from Carol Burnett's spoof on GwtW, providing new meaning to the otherwise forgetable curtain rod that still remained in her(Carol's, not Scarlet's) newly sewn dress made from the heavy silk draperies. Please don't waste your time on my account actually watching the movie as it is way, way too long to hold anyone's interest. The "Burning of Atlanta" was improvised in effect as a defacto "intermission" to boost much needed refreshment sales at the front counter in my opinion.

What was the grandest part of GwtW is the Fox Theater still standing today on Peachtree Road in beautiful downtown Atlanta, where the movie actually premiered. What a grand, grand, grand theater it is and a treat to all ones senses with it's Arabian Nights motif throughout and it's many exotic Arabian Tents permanently set up in the auditorium. It's ceiling is filled with twinkling stars and cloud formations that slowly drift throughout the performances and their movement is gradually realized by your peripheral vision . It has Byzantine influences to the interior decor and it is so very beautiful. The theater itself is so much better that whatever happens to be showing, it simply upstages whatever is on stage.

When I die, I want to be buried in this ("Holy of Holies")theater with a permanent front row/center seat view for all eternity. I once lived in Atlanta for about a year some 4 decades ago and haven't fully recovered even yet! To say that I LOVE Atlanta is like saying (Porn) Shane is sorta decent looking guy. Not hardly, they both are no less than FABULOUS!

Well, Fiddle de dee! My how time flies, especially since the Wa-arr! Now-a-days a girl has got to portion her time wisely, with little if any real help!

Birthing babies is like strong indigestion, it simply comes and goes! My, what fine draperies you have, kind Sir, and, Lordy mercy, they even match the curtains too! I must remember to make a note to pinch myself seeing if I have "died and gone to heaven"!



Charmed, I'm sure, just as the glorious South will rise again, some day!



Scarlet O'Stimpy


PLEASE NOTE: This near-schizophrenic moment of Scarlet is best summed up by the following advice:

http://youtu.be/-W43OWu6LIg

 

[bihispanic]

Not For Jimmy

With all the unrelenting contentiousness on the forum created over Jimmy's mere existence on Broke Straight Boys and further fueled by his many defensive "in-your-face" postings on the forum, I RAISE MY HANDS ALONG WITH A WHITE FLAG IN COMPLETE SURRENDER AND RECOGNITION OF THE COLLATERAL DAMAGE CAUSED BY ALL SIDES! One could only think this is some 3-party presidential campaign and the sake of this site is at stake!

To those of you eternally loyal to Jimmy's performances having become so enamored and taken-in by his alleged "STRAIGHTNESS" and his complete permission he enjoys to do as little as he "damn-well pleases" during his episodes, I say respectfully from my perception, I could care less whether Jimmy ever "bottoms or becomes the biggest/most willing "bitch-boy" ever in Broke Straight Boys history. Whether we are talking about his "worshipped feet" or him requiring an apology from those registering their honest disapproval as a paying customer, I personally feel "WHAT THE HELL AM I STILL DOING HERE ANYWAY? THERE IS "NO ROOM FOR DISCENTION" FROM THOSE UNDERDOGS THAT ARE SO BOLD AS TO DISAGREE WITH THE PREVAILING WINDS!.

May I say ALL the fuss and/or pretense of adoring " straight boys" as complete "GODS" on a Gay Porn Site seems somehow discordant with the primary purposes we as Broke Straight Boys subscribers have assembled. After all, all the actions expected from our models are by their very nature "gay-oriented actions" for a "primarily gay audience". Duhh! Go figure?

I do not pretend to deny my adversarial role as a "critic and unsatisfied customer" in regards to Jimmy's "disappointing performances" limited to routine Broke Straight Boys updates.(my issues with Jimmy never included his BTW persona!) Since he started sharing his "wares" here back in April, I have been brow-beaten to a bloody pulp, emotionally speaking, by their steady, perpetual stream of everpresent diehard Jimmy supporters, whose goal has long ago been realized anyway. I FEEL NOTHING LESS THAN "GANGED UP ON" BY THOSE POLITICALLY CORRECT 6 OR 7 HARD-CORE "JIMMY-ITES", yet even so, I feel the necessity to continue onward ad nauseum while my opponents continue to gloat and rub their victory in the face of others like me, those not so enamored of the "Golden Calf" that represents "Jimmy and his performances". I view all of these as merely adopting those currently divisive/hostile popular practices used in polarizing political tactics, settling for nothing less than monolithic, dictatorial-rule..."VICTORY AT ANY COST"!

As a consequence I feel my "ostracization" by most on the forum has been almost total, despite the fact that I basically "live for the forum", not for monetary benefit, of course, but out of a genuine desire of friendship derived through associating as equals with my peers, the third of Maslow's five hierarchy of human needs. What I have learned from all of this is what I call typically American competitive attitudes of "Winning is everything!" Coming in "second place" is equal to "loosing or achieving nothing!" America "Love it or leave it" still prevails as a given in our society! And among those one would naturally assume shares so many basic realities, "no one really cares about yesterday's news!"

I am not some "leper" or "child molester" and I have "no contageous disease(s)"! I am myself and nothing more with all my worts, bruises, and imperfections, seeking mostly to "register my customer dissatisfaction " only now a little older and more NUMB! I seek no apologies, only a frendly word of acceptance for whom and what I am - a friend and most faithful supporter of the forum and ALL it "should represent"!


Very Beseiged Forumite,


Stimpy

PS I am as good as dead now, so spare me the "overkill"! Thanks!

 

[bihispanic]

i agree with you. I dont see what is the big deal about jimmy. I think he is mechanical and the fact that he comes to a gay site and pretends that he cant bottom is boring.

I think the best gay sex is a hot flip flop were both guys give and take, kiss and rim.

Jimmy is boring and i dont know why they keep bringing him back. Is always the same thing with him. Nothing new.

 

[nekoneko]

mikeyank "conservative tea party advocates are no more likely to "change" their beliefs, than the "Jimmy haters"

I may not be the biggest Jimmy fan but compairing us with the tea party is just wrong:woot: