If you've done your human biology like a good boy you can often spot a candidiasis rash in trashy porn movies. There are videos from places like Romania, where the boys are cute but the viruses are rife, in which li'l blisters caused by herpes simplex II figure prominently in the close ups.
Hey, if they develop one infection others aren't far behind.If you've done your human biology like a good boy you can often spot a candidiasis rash in trashy porn movies. There are videos from places like Romania, where the boys are cute but the viruses are rife, in which li'l blisters caused by herpes simplex II figure prominently in the close ups.
Hm... no matter how comfortable I am with my dick, I just can't bring myself to name it.[\QUOTE]
I only named Skip after he proved he had a mind of his own years ago. Now, he kind of lets me run the show. He still does his own thing once in a while. So, Skip's name stands for now... LOL
Hm... no matter how comfortable I am with my dick, I just can't bring myself to name it.[\QUOTE]
I only named Skip after he proved he had a mind of his own years ago. Now, he kind of lets me run the show. He still does his own thing once in a while. So, Skip's name stands for now... LOL
It used to be just, "Fuck off and stop bothering me", but since meeting Jay and Skip, and in homage to them, my friend is sometimes known as Piks. But never out loud.
Skip says hello tp Mr. Piks.
Skip is very cool...he only said hello because Piks kept waving
What can he say that has not been said.
The Joy of Having a Dick
"I'll tell you a short poem; I'll try to make it quick. The subject is quite simple: The joy of having a dick.
Penises are super things; you ladies should be jealous. An organ surrounded by sensitive skin. That's smooth and rarely hairless
It starts to grow dramatically, When you're about thirteen. Your testicles on either side; your willy in between.
It dangles neatly down below; soft, obedient and loyal. At the slightest hint of lust, It's ready to uncoil.
It often has a mind all of its own; It's like a wild untamed beast. It squirms and writhes and stretches out; when you expect it least.
Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves; Erecting when it shouldn't. A bumpy train ride sets it off; just when you wish it wouldn't.
During the summer, wearing little, and sunning on the beach; the slightest sight of shaking boobs makes it squirm just like a leech.
Handle it with love and care; for it can give great pleasure. Has it grown since last weekend? And when did you last measure?
Some people fret about its size; they give it lots of thought. Is eight inches long enough? It makes guys quite distraught.
They peek across in urinals, to compare and try to see But if another glances back at them. There's no way they can pee.
Masturbating is a sin; that’s what some folk believe. Those are just old wives' tales; cuz it really can relieve.
Without this fabulous organ, No shag would be complete. Lesbians will try their best; but must admit defeat.
It has to main bodily functions I'm sure you'll all agree. To start a whole new life and of course daily to pee
But I think the thing that's marvelous; About that one eyed brute. Is that when its trying to procreate, It knows which fluid to shoot
And always it remains with you; Until you're old and frail. Don't take it out in public though, or you'll be thrown in jail.
And so to summarize I'd say with certainty, that every male loves his little friend but boys and girls, no matter what we do, Please don't fold, spindle mutilate and NEVER NEVER bend my little friend!!!" - Some Dick
Thankyou, Thomas. I've heard them many times, but have never seen them. Very funny!
