so on ESPN NFL Update:
Jerry Jones, the owner and resident facelift queen of Dallas says:
"Tony's back injury has interfered with the penis stimulation tests and Dez Bryant's back injury hindered his ability to remain on his knees fellating Tony until orgasm so we are optimitic because even though Dez's wide receiving abilities are helped by slurping down Tony's ejaculant we know that Whittena nd Austin the number 2 and 3 receivers were able to toggle Tony's nutsack in their mouths and suck him together - this took 45 minutes which was 38 minutes longer than usual when they twinsuck, which means that Tony's herniated disk is adversely affecting his normal game preparations...Kyle Orton, the back-up QB has been riding Dez's and jason's and Austin's cocks all week in Dildo-form since he is the back-up and he shoots his load on all of them within 4 minutes."
Lindsay Vonn, topranked downhill skier injured her hamstring. She was asked whether Tiger Woods' cock insertions and pissing on her legs are helping her hamstring. She responded that Tiger believes it helps his quest for Majors when she assfucks him with her skipoles and then shits truffles in his mouth. Tiger smiled and nodded in agreement adding that his ex-wife was too uptight to satisfy his needs because she would only scat on his chest and feed him imported panda-dung.
Rex Ryan, NYJets head coach indicated that he has yet to find a quarterback who will last because none of them has the ability to massage and scrunch his nutsack with iceyhot slathered feet the way he likes it...Rex went on to say that Tim Tebow could not get the stroking rhythm right no matter how har he tried and Mark Sanchez was so jrsealous of Tebow that Sanchez allowed his toenails to become overgrown and stopped keeping his pedicure appointments and most importantly Sanchez stopped taking dumps on Rex's toes...Tebow did but his scat was always too thick and chunky...so Sanchez was put on injured reserve and Tebow was cut.
Aaron Rodgers was able to perform a cheesehead-suck with his receivers without too much collarbone discomfort. Coach McCarthy was happy as was Matt Flynn, the reserve QB, because he was suffering sore neck muscles after 3 weeks of sucking off and swallowing all of the loads of every wide receiver and tight-end...Flynn added that the chiropractor had shown him a neck tweeking trick if he had to continue to show his team-commitment...Flyyn was also upset because Rodgers gets pre-game rimjobs from the receivers and they told him he would only earn his rimjobs if he had to quarterback them to the division lead by beating Chicago...
Jerry Jones, the owner and resident facelift queen of Dallas says:
"Tony's back injury has interfered with the penis stimulation tests and Dez Bryant's back injury hindered his ability to remain on his knees fellating Tony until orgasm so we are optimitic because even though Dez's wide receiving abilities are helped by slurping down Tony's ejaculant we know that Whittena nd Austin the number 2 and 3 receivers were able to toggle Tony's nutsack in their mouths and suck him together - this took 45 minutes which was 38 minutes longer than usual when they twinsuck, which means that Tony's herniated disk is adversely affecting his normal game preparations...Kyle Orton, the back-up QB has been riding Dez's and jason's and Austin's cocks all week in Dildo-form since he is the back-up and he shoots his load on all of them within 4 minutes."
Lindsay Vonn, topranked downhill skier injured her hamstring. She was asked whether Tiger Woods' cock insertions and pissing on her legs are helping her hamstring. She responded that Tiger believes it helps his quest for Majors when she assfucks him with her skipoles and then shits truffles in his mouth. Tiger smiled and nodded in agreement adding that his ex-wife was too uptight to satisfy his needs because she would only scat on his chest and feed him imported panda-dung.
Rex Ryan, NYJets head coach indicated that he has yet to find a quarterback who will last because none of them has the ability to massage and scrunch his nutsack with iceyhot slathered feet the way he likes it...Rex went on to say that Tim Tebow could not get the stroking rhythm right no matter how har he tried and Mark Sanchez was so jrsealous of Tebow that Sanchez allowed his toenails to become overgrown and stopped keeping his pedicure appointments and most importantly Sanchez stopped taking dumps on Rex's toes...Tebow did but his scat was always too thick and chunky...so Sanchez was put on injured reserve and Tebow was cut.
Aaron Rodgers was able to perform a cheesehead-suck with his receivers without too much collarbone discomfort. Coach McCarthy was happy as was Matt Flynn, the reserve QB, because he was suffering sore neck muscles after 3 weeks of sucking off and swallowing all of the loads of every wide receiver and tight-end...Flynn added that the chiropractor had shown him a neck tweeking trick if he had to continue to show his team-commitment...Flyyn was also upset because Rodgers gets pre-game rimjobs from the receivers and they told him he would only earn his rimjobs if he had to quarterback them to the division lead by beating Chicago...
