The Bitchin' Post

[another1]

Here's my bitch: THAT DAMN FUTON BED!

That thing squeaks louder than the Titanic going down. Somebody needs to drag it out back and throw a match on it.

Rule #1 in porn: the bed should NEVER squeak louder than the moans of your models! And it should never be so loud and annoying that it detracts from the action.

Get a proper king size bed and give these guys room to fuck!

(P.S. - Thanks for The Bitching Post!)

i find Broke Straight Boys in violation rule #1. the bed should NEVER squeak louder than the moans of your models! And it should never be so loud and annoying that it detracts from the action. background noises should stay in the background. that's find it's called background noise.
better sound quality makes the bed squeak clearer and the model sound clearer as well. bye, bye bed!

 

[another1]

as we move on to new things, how about old things like the upcoming updates.
the future should include some of the good things from the past.

 

[another1]

Make it stop!

Here's my bitch: THAT DAMN FUTON BED!

That thing squeaks louder than the Titanic going down. Somebody needs to drag it out back and throw a match on it.

Rule #1 in porn: the bed should NEVER squeak louder than the moans of your models! And it should never be so loud and annoying that it detracts from the action.

Get a proper king size bed and give these guys room to fuck!

(P.S. - Thanks for The Bitching Post!)

please for the love of everything you hold dear, please make it STOP!!
i watched what was one of the best scenes of its kind. well shot and well presented. i couldn't bring myself to rate the scene, because i am so put off a that wants to be the star. i'd give the bed 1. liam and brade, i would give a 5. that would be fair, so i can't rate this scene and be fair the liam, brade and the production crew.
thought i would say this in the bithing post!
it is a very good scene, but that bed ... .

 

[another1]

i just thought, i hope this isn't the new bed!
watching scenes with the sound turned down will not be as enjoyable as hearing the models.

 

[deeteedub]

That's the old bed. The new one has only been shown in the Max Flint solo episode so far.

 

[Buckeye1]

I never thought that I would have to use my own thread to pitch a bitch....but here I go.

1. Who is Trent Jackson? Have we misplaced another solo? I can't find Trent anywhere.

2. What has happened to Dan White? As I have stated several times, his reviews were nothing short of spectacular and not a peep from him or management since. Ms. K says that it is okay for me to be impatient.

3. Older Broke Straight Boys-2 models and the date of their last releases: Blake Bennet (10-6), Brandon Beal (9-27), Ross (9-3), Jason Matthews (8-2), Liam Corolla (6-16). Are we ever going to see these models again? Are they all in jail too? I, for one, would not be very happy if these guys did not return on a regular basis. There is too much talent here to have them all being replaced; not to mention these models have earned their spots as regulars on this site and are loved by many members.

Please give us some answers.

 

[Coach2012]

I never thought that I would have to use my own thread to pitch a bitch....but here I go.

1. Who is Trent Jackson? Have we misplaced another solo? I can't find Trent anywhere.

2. What has happened to Dan White? As I have stated several times, his reviews were nothing short of spectacular and not a peep from him or management since. Ms. K says that it is okay for me to be impatient.

3. Older Broke Straight Boys-2 models and the date of their last releases: Blake Bennet (10-6), Brandon Beal (9-27), Ross (9-3), Jason Matthews (8-2), Liam Corolla (6-16). Are we ever going to see these models again? Are they all in jail too? I, for one, would not be very happy if these guys did not return on a regular basis. There is too much talent here to have them all being replaced; not to mention these models have earned their spots as regulars on this site and are loved by many members.

Please give us some answers.

You left out the most important!

We need more AYDEN!!!!!!!

 

[Buckeye1]

You left out the most important!

We need more AYDEN!!!!!!!

Well you're right about Ayden, but I picked some of the models that we haven't seen for awhile. Ayden, Johnny, Denver, and others, we don't want to loose either. Frankly, I think they are bringing on new models too fast. Our older ones are loosing out and that's not fair....they are the ones we already love.

 

[Beth]

Okay, here's my bitch, I hate the couch! Every time I see a scene filmed on it, I just cringe. I was hoping that Anthony and Kyle would somehow tear up the couch so it would be replaced, but alas, it still sits there, waiting for another "pair" (to stick to it). How about a nice ottoman where you can film 360, rather than just one or two angles? Yep, just bitchin'...

 

[mikeyank]

I never thought that I would have to use my own thread to pitch a bitch....but here I go.

1. Who is Trent Jackson? Have we misplaced another solo? I can't find Trent anywhere.

2. What has happened to Dan White? As I have stated several times, his reviews were nothing short of spectacular and not a peep from him or management since. Ms. K says that it is okay for me to be impatient.

3. Older Broke Straight Boys-2 models and the date of their last releases: Blake Bennet (10-6), Brandon Beal (9-27), Ross (9-3), Jason Matthews (8-2), Liam Corolla (6-16). Are we ever going to see these models again? Are they all in jail too? I, for one, would not be very happy if these guys did not return on a regular basis. There is too much talent here to have them all being replaced; not to mention these models have earned their spots as regulars on this site and are loved by many members.

Please give us some answers.

I completely agree with you Robb that it would be nice if management would answer some of our questions regarding models.

However I do understand that some of these guys only work for Broke Straight Boys for a short stint and then move on with their lives. But only management can answer these questions based on reality, and we can only offer speculation.

Hello Mark, Clay, WebMonkey, Scorpio, Chuck, Sha????????

Is anyone home??????

 

[mikeyank]

You left out the most important!

We need more AYDEN!!!!!!!

I absolutely LOVE the way you think, Coach!!!

 

[Buckeye1]

I never thought that I would have to use my own thread to pitch a bitch....but here I go.

1. Who is Trent Jackson? Have we misplaced another solo? I can't find Trent anywhere.

2. What has happened to Dan White? As I have stated several times, his reviews were nothing short of spectacular and not a peep from him or management since. Ms. K says that it is okay for me to be impatient.

3. Older Broke Straight Boys-2 models and the date of their last releases: Blake Bennet (10-6), Brandon Beal (9-27), Ross (9-3), Jason Matthews (8-2), Liam Corolla (6-16). Are we ever going to see these models again? Are they all in jail too? I, for one, would not be very happy if these guys did not return on a regular basis. There is too much talent here to have them all being replaced; not to mention these models have earned their spots as regulars on this site and are loved by many members.

Please give us some answers.

I did leave out two of the older models that have made a splash here and have not been seen for awhile.

Colin Vanguard (8-11) and Zane Tate (9-29).

Anyone who can think of other models MIA, feel free to add them to the list.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

I completely agree with you Robb that it would be nice if management would answer some of our questions regarding models.

However I do understand that some of these guys only work for Broke Straight Boys for a short stint and then move on with their lives. But only management can answer these questions based on reality, and we can only offer speculation.

Hello Mark, Clay, WebMonkey, Scorpio, Chuck, Sha????????

Is anyone home??????

I think they are all busy with BSB TV. Very sad, I miss them. If it takes all of them, every spare minute to work on that project, maybe it is too big.........or I just hate being forgotten, pushed aside, left alone.....

 

[Ms. Kianna]

You left out the most important!

We need more AYDEN!!!!!!!

Coach, we think so much alike......How do you feel about CHAD?

 

[another1]

I never thought that I would have to use my own thread to pitch a bitch....but here I go.

1. Who is Trent Jackson? Have we misplaced another solo? I can't find Trent anywhere.

2. What has happened to Dan White? As I have stated several times, his reviews were nothing short of spectacular and not a peep from him or management since. Ms. K says that it is okay for me to be impatient.

3. Older Broke Straight Boys-2 models and the date of their last releases: Blake Bennet (10-6), Brandon Beal (9-27), Ross (9-3), Jason Matthews (8-2), Liam Corolla (6-16). Are we ever going to see these models again? Are they all in jail too? I, for one, would not be very happy if these guys did not return on a regular basis. There is too much talent here to have them all being replaced; not to mention these models have earned their spots as regulars on this site and are loved by many members.

Please give us some answers.

I did leave out two of the older models that have made a splash here and have not been seen for awhile.

Colin Vanguard (8-11) and Zane Tate (9-29).

Anyone who can think of other models MIA, feel free to add them to the list.

inquiring minds want to know! when colin is included for me the was complete.

 

[mikeyank]

I think they are all busy with BSB TV. Very sad, I miss them. If it takes all of them, every spare minute to work on that project, maybe it is too big.........or I just hate being forgotten, pushed aside, left alone.....

Now Ms. K is summoning too..............................Mark, Clay, WebMonkey, Scorpio, Chuck, Sha????????

 

[Coach2012]

Coach, we think so much alike......How do you feel about CHAD?

Right now I have tunnel vision. All I can see is his curly blond hair and his perfectly formed manhood while listening to that deep voice.....

ohhh ohhh ohhh

 

[mikeyank]

Right now I have tunnel vision. All I can see is his curly blond hair and his perfectly formed manhood while listening to that deep voice.....

ohhh ohhh ohhh

And isn't his body beautiful too? To my taste, it's absolutely perfect, (and I'd sure like to taste him too ).

 

[grace17]

Well you're right about Ayden, but I picked some of the models that we haven't seen for awhile. Ayden, Johnny, Denver, and others, we don't want to loose either. Frankly, I think they are bringing on new models too fast. Our older ones are loosing out and that's not fair....they are the ones we already love.

I too have wondered whether the huge amount of new models are responsible for the lack of seeing the older ones, or is it just circumstances. With a couple of exceptions most of the newbies seem completely interchangeable to me, and don't pique my interest at all.

 

[BSB Jason]

Ever since I became a member of this forum, I have noticed how easy it is to drift away from the intended subject of any thread started here. For instance if a thread was started to comment about the performance of a particular model, the monologue will often change into an often heated debate about another model. I have probably been guilty of this myself even though it has always been an irritation to me when I see others do it. To me this habit is disrespectful to the model being critiqued and also to the member who started the thread. And as I stated, I am as guilty as anyone else here.

So I had an idea (good or bad.....to be determined) of how this might be handled. I started this post for anyone and everyone to vent their frustration about ANYTHING. If you hate something on this site....take it to the Bitchin' Post. If you disagree with somebody about a model being over-exposed....talk it out at the Bitchin' Post. If you just hate life and want to fight with everyone....take it to the Bitchin' Post. Having a bad hair day (or no hair day)....you got it....take it to the Bitchin' Post. The possibilities are only limited by our own imaginations.

So, what do you think?

I suppose that the purpose of these forums and things like it is intended for the purpose of freely expressing your opinion, and discussing it between people who agree or disagree. In too often notice, irrelevant models being brought up in specific threads. In many cases it happens with comparrison or in most cases, with whom you like to see the models with or what they do. In some situations that conversation of comparrisons and reccomendations turns into a conversation exclusivly about the model that had nothing to do with it in the begining and the subject of the thread is often forgotten.

This attempt to resolve the issue is rather clever and Im interested to see how it turns out.