Seeing as it is Thursday, why don't you wait till the pot boils before you stir it. And, since so many people seem to be having fun with this thread, why don't you leave them alone and let them play. It causes you no pain and, in this time of drought on the forum, at least someone is posting.
Is that the pot calling the kettle beige?
I know the US is behind, including time. It is already Friday here.
And seeing as I was the one who started this thread I shall dictate the terms & conditions of it's use.