Slim's Piks's Pickin's

[slimvintage]

Slim's li'l friend Piks (gag) has been scouring Videoboys again, and has messed himself up in the most disgusting way about halfway through:

Jessy, Derrick & Symon April 04th 2008​

reason? because the very attractive cumshots at the end of the video are not actually the best bit. This threeway was so well acted and filmed--admittedly on the fairly slim premise that a bathing boy might get his toe stuck in the drain of his bathtub (and have to phone his mom for help)--that the crux of the whole episode is where the 2 hottie plumbers, whom mummy sends to extract sonny's pedal digit from the plughole, turn horny on him. The boys are really cute (although maybe the rescueé looks a little too much like a young Republican congressman from a large midwestern state) and the filming aand direction is excellent, making the transition from failed, if jolly, attempt to un-pop the trapped toe on the part of the cute-assed plumbers, to the really erotic and then pornographic second half where the two francophone plombiers lay some spectacular pipe and screw it in tight.

 

[parisnoyd]

LOL! SLim, I will check it out! Thanks for the heads up!! LOL!!

 

[Jayman01]

Slim's li'l friend Piks (gag) has been scouring Videoboys again, and has messed himself up in the most disgusting way about halfway through:

Jessy, Derrick & Symon April 04th 2008​

reason? because the very attractive cumshots at the end of the video are not actually the best bit. This threeway was so well acted and filmed--admittedly on the fairly slim premise that a bathing boy might get his toe stuck in the drain of his bathtub (and have to phone his mom for help)--that the crux of the whole episode is where the 2 hottie plumbers, whom mummy sends to extract sonny's pedal digit from the plughole, turn horny on him. The boys are really cute (although maybe the rescueé looks a little too much like a young Republican congressman from a large midwestern state) and the filming aand direction is excellent, making the transition from failed, if jolly, attempt to un-pop the trapped toe on the part of the cute-assed plumbers, to the really erotic and then pornographic second half where the two francophone plombiers lay some spectacular pipe and screw it in tight.

You for got the rating? That is OK. Skip says if Pik likes it it must be good. Looks like Skip and I are going to a movie.

 

[slimvintage]

paris, jay, it's rated 4.65 out of 5...because of the bottom's resemblance to a congressman, otherwise 4.85

 

[Jayman01]

paris, jay, it's rated 4.65 out of 5...because of the bottom's resemblance to a congressman, otherwise 4.85

LOL

 

[tampa24]

This threeway was so well acted and filmed--admittedly on the fairly slim premise that a bathing boy might get his toe stuck in the drain of his bathtub (and have to phone his mom for help)--that the crux of the whole episode is where the 2 hottie plumbers, whom mummy sends to extract sonny's pedal digit from the plughole, turn horny on him. The boys are really cute (although maybe the rescueé looks a little too much like a young Republican congressman from a large midwestern state) and the filming aand direction is excellent, making the transition from failed, if jolly, attempt to un-pop the trapped toe on the part of the cute-assed plumbers, to the really erotic and then pornographic second half where the two francophone plombiers lay some spectacular pipe and screw it in tight.

Hey Slim,

I must thank you for sharing your witty humor with us. The other night I was driving across a bridge overlooking the Gulf and your description above was running through my mind. I suddenly got an attack of the giggles thinking about the absurdity of the premise of the scene. Thank goodness I was alone so I wouldn't have to explain what I was giggling about. But the line that really got me was your saying "the pedal digit". WHERE do you come up with that crap?! Pedal digit...OMG! You're all the way over in the Mediteranean and I'm on the Gulf of Mexico, and you're still managing to make me laugh. Thanks Slim!

 

[slimvintage]

journalistic luxury

Hey Slim,

I must thank you for sharing your witty humor with us. The other night I was driving across a bridge overlooking the Gulf and your description above was running through my mind. I suddenly got an attack of the giggles thinking about the absurdity of the premise of the scene. Thank goodness I was alone so I wouldn't have to explain what I was giggling about. But the line that really got me was your saying "the pedal digit". WHERE do you come up with that crap?! Pedal digit...OMG! You're all the way over in the Mediteranean and I'm on the Gulf of Mexico, and you're still managing to make me laugh. Thanks Slim!

You know yourself that there's nothing more giddy-making than talking to people who really understand you. The little coterie of dudes on this forum that perseveres in creating mutual amazement and amusement for its several members has become part of my day to day existence (see "addiction".

There's also the thing about sometimes being on a roll, and having stuff just fall into place. I get a kick out of critiquing Videoboys because there's no baggage to contend with (i.e. it's not Blu, so I don't have to watch my step) and the little "Pickins" bulletins are kind of joyful because of that.

I think "pedal digit" came from having to think of a synonym for "toe" in order not to be repetitive. So you see what I mean, there was no need to reject that preposterous duo of terms out of concern that the guy reading it wouldn't understand. The fact that you G'edOL alone in the car is the best compliment I've had since way before Christmas

 

[parisnoyd]

As my prose is vastly inferior to the members here, I will just thank you all for making me laugh. I will also again thank Slim for recommending this video. After some very hard work, the pedal digit was finally free!

 

[richardnoggin869]

I Want My Plumbing Checked!

Slim's li'l friend Piks (gag) has been scouring Videoboys again, and has messed himself up in the most disgusting way about halfway through: Reason? Because the very attractive cumshots at the end of the video are not actually the best bit. This threeway was so well acted and filmed--admittedly on the fairly slim premise that a bathing boy might get his toe stuck in the drain of his bathtub (and have to phone his mom for help)--that the crux of the whole episode is where the 2 hottie plumbers, whom mummy sends to extract sonny's pedal digit from the plughole, turn horny on him. The boys are really cute (although maybe the rescueé looks a little too much like a young Republican congressman from a large midwestern state) and the filming and direction is excellent, making the transition from failed, if jolly, attempt to un-pop the trapped toe on the part of the cute-assed plumbers, to the really erotic and then pornographic second half where the two francophone plombiers lay some spectacular pipe and screw it in tight.

Well Slim, I want to compliment the two boys for being very professional in their assessment of the situation. Not only did they extricate his toe from the plug hole, they checked out his water hose to make sure there were no kinks in it. They sucked on it to straighten it out and then sucked on it some more to see if there were any leaks. After that they checked the sewer pipe to make sure there wasn't any hair or foreign objects in it to plug it up. They then tongue tested it to make sure the seal was tight. They went the extra step and roto-rootered the pipe to make sure it was clean and ready for business....not one, but both plumbers checked it out. Now that's service! Afterward, just to be thorough, they had him check his faucet to make sure it worked, and after he stroked it for a minute out came a couple spurts of fluid. Again, that's what I call service! It's so nice these days to see plumbers go the extra inches to please the customer.

 

[tampa24]

Well Slim, I want to compliment the two boys for being very professional in their assessment of the situation. Not only did they extricate his toe from the plug hole, they checked out his water hose to make sure there were no kinks in it. They sucked on it to straighten it out and then sucked on it some more to see if there were any leaks. After that they checked the sewer pipe to make sure there wasn't any hair or foreign objects in it to plug it up. They then tongue tested it to make sure the seal was tight. They went the extra step and roto-rootered the pipe to make sure it was clean and ready for business....not one, but both plumbers checked it out. Now that's service! Afterward, just to be thorough, they had him check his faucet to make sure it worked, and after he stroked it for a minute out came a couple spurts of fluid. Again, that's what I call service! It's so nice these days to see plumbers go the extra inches to please the customer.

I want their number... I'd break something just to have them cum fix it.

 

[slimvintage]

Well Slim, I want to compliment the two boys for being very professional in their assessment of the situation. Not only did they extricate his toe from the plug hole, they checked out his water hose to make sure there were no kinks in it. They sucked on it to straighten it out and then sucked on it some more to see if there were any leaks. After that they checked the sewer pipe to make sure there wasn't any hair or foreign objects in it to plug it up. They then tongue tested it to make sure the seal was tight. They went the extra step and roto-rootered the pipe to make sure it was clean and ready for business....not one, but both plumbers checked it out. Now that's service! Afterward, just to be thorough, they had him check his faucet to make sure it worked, and after he stroked it for a minute out came a couple spurts of fluid. Again, that's what I call service! It's so nice these days to see plumbers go the extra inches to please the customer.

Mike, when you go on one of these very punny virtuoso rants you take my breath away. In a later episode the rescueé is contemplating with a blond friend whether to go out cruising later that evening (in a Canadian snowstorm). He mysteriously suggests ringing some people he knows who'll make a house call. It's the plombiers plus one who turn up at the door. You can check that one out if you haven't already. The 5 guy orgy. Then tell us what happened LOL.

 

[Jayman01]

Well Slim, I want to compliment the two boys for being very professional in their assessment of the situation. Not only did they extricate his toe from the plug hole, they checked out his water hose to make sure there were no kinks in it. They sucked on it to straighten it out and then sucked on it some more to see if there were any leaks. After that they checked the sewer pipe to make sure there wasn't any hair or foreign objects in it to plug it up. They then tongue tested it to make sure the seal was tight. They went the extra step and roto-rootered the pipe to make sure it was clean and ready for business....not one, but both plumbers checked it out. Now that's service! Afterward, just to be thorough, they had him check his faucet to make sure it worked, and after he stroked it for a minute out came a couple spurts of fluid. Again, that's what I call service! It's so nice these days to see plumbers go the extra inches to please the customer.

Richard,

You can do my advertising promos anyday. LOL I am still LMAO.

 

[slimvintage]

Slim's friend Piks has picked again

Perusing the bonus site "His First Gay Experience", Piks ("Skip" backwards, which is how we like him) and I discovered an episode that charts the quickest conversion from dumb musclebound hetero gymbunny to blushing wanton flushed hottie bottomboy, that even a brazen porn studio with only 17 minutes to spare has ever attempted.

This on its own wouldn't be enough for Pixie to be as enthusiastic as he was about this video. It was because the fuckeé himself was actually megacute: in his jock jacket, on the street, talkin' on his cell, at the zebra crossing, where the HFGE dude and cam man picked him up.

They got him back to the studio and started cynically programming him about working as a model, got him issuing the standard, "none of that fag shit" discourse, felt him up a bit and then got his shirt off him. Piks clamored to get out, at that point, of the cK tightywhities where he was all cosy, and wouldn't stop till he was waving and snorting out in the fresh air. When Piks mouth starts to water you know you're onto something. So by the time the HFGE fellas got their cuteassed, horsehung, uncut victim's jeans and underarmour off, Piks was doing that thing where he swells up his chest in that pulsating, metronomic, 70 times/minute way he has, li'l ole bugger, dancin' around on my lap like the cutest little old puppy you ever saw, just pawin' at me, salivatin' for some attention.

Your puppy will thank you to take it for a little trip to see:


Kyle
Age 25, Episode added on 04/29/2004
on the bonus site His First Gay Experience


.

 

[Jayman01]

Perusing the bonus site "His First Gay Experience", Piks ("Skip" backwards, which is how we like him) and I discovered an episode that charts the quickest conversion from dumb musclebound hetero gymbunny to blushing wanton flushed hottie bottomboy, that even a brazen porn studio with only 17 minutes to spare has ever attempted.

This on its own wouldn't be enough for Pixie to be as enthusiastic as he was about this video. It was because the fuckeé himself was actually megacute: in his jock jacket, on the street, talkin' on his cell, at the zebra crossing, where the HFGE dude and cam man picked him up.

They got him back to the studio and started cynically programming him about working as a model, got him issuing the standard, "none of that fag shit" discourse, felt him up a bit and then got his shirt off him. Piks clamored to get out, at that point, of the cK tightywhities where he was all cosy, and wouldn't stop till he was waving and snorting out in the fresh air. When Piks mouth starts to water you know you're onto something. So by the time the HFGE fellas got their cuteassed, horsehung, uncut victim's jeans and underarmour off, Piks was doing that thing where he swells up his chest in that pulsating, metronomic, 70 times/minute way he has, li'l ole bugger, dancin' around on my lap like the cutest little old puppy you ever saw, just pawin' at me, salivatin' for some attention.

Your puppy will thank you to take it for a little trip to see:


Kyle
Age 25, Episode added on 04/29/2004
on the bonus site His First Gay Experience


.

I found a different Kyle on pg. 15, row 2, 3rd from the left. He kind of reminds me of Jarrette the witht he band on Broke Straight Boys LOL

 

[slimvintage]

I found a different Kyle on pg. 15, row 2, 3rd from the left. He kind of reminds me of Jarrette the witht he band on Broke Straight Boys LOL

On MY page 15 I don't find a Kyle He's on page 19, top row, center right.

 

[Jayman01]

On MY page 15 I don't find a Kyle He's on page 19, top row, center right.

TY, My browser doen't post dates past page 2. That wasn't very helpful though... My top row center Right on pg 19 there is no one named Kyle. I am using IE 7 or 8 here though. It is not worth loading Mozilla to figure it out.