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Hey Guys,

Having perused the Cut/Uncut thread for a while now I decided that I liked the thought of those who are more experienced in sexual matters helping those of us who may be less so. Slim, did you just hear your name called? LOL I kind of envision this as an everything you wanted to know about mostly gay sex but were afraid or unable to find a trustworthy person to ask. While my first thought for the thread is for advice in sexual techniques it might also evolve into a little bit of relationship advice. I know that threads have a way of meandering. They get off topic and that's fine. We all want to have fun with this and keep a sense of humor! :wink:

A for instance is when zwischen11 shared with us that it can be painful for uncut guys if they are jacked off roughly without proper lubrication. Sometimes just having people share experiences of what NOT to do can be useful advice for us. So how about it guys? Does this sound like something that you'd enjoy?

I'll start off with something fairly tame. I know that a lot of guys are into nipple play. It's not really my thing but that's okay. If my partner likes it I am more than happy to suck and nibble on his nipples. I actually have enjoyed that part.

My question is this: When a guy says he wants that done and with passion and then says not to leave any marks, how does one do that with the least chance of leaving marks?

On another note on this topic I hate it when I'm with a guy for the first time and he thinks he's doing me a favor by pinching my nipples hard. That hurts! It does nothing for me sexually. Some guys love it and it gets them aroused. Others, no. Don't assume that because you love having your nipples pinched or twisted that the other guy is into it too. There's not a thing wrong with asking first.

Cheers Guys!
 
Just keep checking in with your partner if he is an aware kinid of guy he will lead you and you do the same and everyone has a good time
 
Just keep checking in with your partner if he is an aware kinid of guy he will lead you and you do the same and everyone has a good time

That advice always worked for me. :thumbup:
 
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Dearie me, nipple play. Try googling Erogenous Zones, and spend a few hours wading through some of the millions of entries. In gay chatrooms and on contact sites, sooner or later, often sooner, or even soonest, the other guy might say, "What do you like?" If a meeting is even a possibility (he might be 4750 miles away) he needs this info to know if there's likely to be any kind of compatibility. If I tell him I like role play in a scenario where I'm raped wearing black chaps, fishnet stockings and Doc Martens laceup boots, he might pass. Erogenous zones aren't as easy to define so broadly, but you might tell him you hate to have your tits mauled but are a sucker for a tongue in your ear. I've never been able to enter into an a priori conversation in which the two of us outline the bits of us that we like to have stuff done to, and prefer to let the dance steps themselves determine the music, but some people find it works for them.

When some otherwise hot but hamfisted dude tries to wrench off my nipple I have developed a technique that mostly works. You just moan, "Mmmmmm, that's way too hard." And then if he doesn't get it, "Mmmmmmmmmmm that's still too hard." I've had guys I've been doing some of my favorite stuff to push me off and shout, "Stop it!" Piks, my little friend, doesn't want to play after that.

But it's lovely, just lovely, when two guys who don't know each other happen to click intuitively. It's called "the chemistry being right". Happiness all round.
 
Keyword: Respect

But it's lovely, just lovely, when two guys who don't know each other happen to click intuitively. It's called "the chemistry being right". Happiness all round.

I have not had much of the back alley, lust driven, bim-bam thank you Sam type sex. Even as a very young man with raging hormones, the person I had sex with (not made love to....but had sex with) always had needs and wants. We explored these areas on the way to having some great sex, believe it or not we had some great cuddle time too. Of the many things we did in bed, and at the time the gymnastics were fantastic, we really didn't speak to each other about what we were doing.

Slim hit it on the head when he said: "intuitively, chemistry, and happiness". It was caring and sharing, it was a mutual and sensual romp through the nooks, crannies, crevices and dark places of the body. Back in the day....and we all remember them....I was still a pretty old fashioned guy. I guess respect was a big part of my life, still is, and that was my bottom line.
 
I have not had much of the back alley, lust driven, bim-bam thank you Sam type sex. Even as a very young man with raging hormones, the person I had sex with (not made love to....but had sex with) always had needs and wants. We explored these areas on the way to having some great sex, believe it or not we had some great cuddle time too. Of the many things we did in bed, and at the time the gymnastics were fantastic, we really didn't speak to each other about what we were doing.

Slim hit it on the head when he said: "intuitively, chemistry, and happiness". It was caring and sharing, it was a mutual and sensual romp through the nooks, crannies, crevices and dark places of the body. Back in the day....and we all remember them....I was still a pretty old fashioned guy. I guess respect was a big part of my life, still is, and that was my bottom line.

Thank you... I could not a gree more. I always found that things came naturally too. Even for those guys who said I have never done this before... Of course I always said, "neither have I." LOL Great pressure relief valve there. Somehow, sex seemed to get a little more passionate after that. :thumbup:
 
Thank you... I could not a gree more. I always found that things came naturally too. Even for those guys who said I have never done this before... Of course I always said, "neither have I." LOL Great pressure relief valve there. Somehow, sex seemed to get a little more passionate after that. :thumbup:

Jayman, I lost my virginity to a virgin, and it really did make the moment more comfortable once we each admitted it about ten minutes into making out...

Things have come pretty naturally to me, but I have had so few sexual partners, and they've all been people that I've known for a while. I felt like once we got in bed, there was a desire to please each other, to be pleased, to have fun, everything... but ultimately, we felt relatively comfortable communicating both verbally and non verbally. Sometimes, no matter how not sexy it is, you just have to tell the other person "Do this," or "Please, don't do that," and other times you don't have to say anything at all. It really depends.

I totally understand the nipple thing. I like my nipples to be played with, but usually in combination with something else, not just by themselves. And crazy hard titty twisters? Dude, I'm not really into pain, please stop. I mean, yeah, a little pain, but don't go out of your way to try to hurt me. Is that necessary?

And if you're having sex with someone and they don't want you to leave any marks, then they probably shouldn't be having sex. I can understand if they're an underwear model (heh, speaking of which, just found out that a friend of mind is a go-go dancer and hasn't told anyone, totally hilarious) and they need to look unscathed for work (though they usually airbrush anyway), or if they'd like you to not leave a huge hicky on a highly visible part of their neck before they go in for a job interview. But that's just common sense. Sex involves bodies, shit happens. You can't be too up tight about it. And it's not like everyone else in the world isn't having it, it's ok if you have little marks here and there. Hell, if you're riding the bus and it stops to fast, you hit one of the hand rails and you get a bruise. It just happens. That's my approach, anyway.

OK, back to bed. I hate being sick...
 
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Thanks for sharing zwischen11. Hope you get to feeling better soon! I hear you're in for some rough weather up there. Stay warm! :)
 
Thanks for sharing zwischen11. Hope you get to feeling better soon! I hear you're in for some rough weather up there. Stay warm! :)

Miserable. It's snowing balls outside. Luckily, heat and hot water are included in the rent. My apartment is toasty warm. :thumbup1:
 
Jayman, I lost my virginity to a virgin, and it really did make the moment more comfortable once we each admitted it about ten minutes into making out...

Things have come pretty naturally to me, but I have had so few sexual partners, and they've all been people that I've known for a while. I felt like once we got in bed, there was a desire to please each other, to be pleased, to have fun, everything... but ultimately, we felt relatively comfortable communicating both verbally and non verbally. Sometimes, no matter how not sexy it is, you just have to tell the other person "Do this," or "Please, don't do that," and other times you don't have to say anything at all. It really depends.

I totally understand the nipple thing. I like my nipples to be played with, but usually in combination with something else, not just by themselves. And crazy hard titty twisters? Dude, I'm not really into pain, please stop. I mean, yeah, a little pain, but don't go out of your way to try to hurt me. Is that necessary?

And if you're having sex with someone and they don't want you to leave any marks, then they probably shouldn't be having sex. I can understand if they're an underwear model (heh, speaking of which, just found out that a friend of mind is a go-go dancer and hasn't told anyone, totally hilarious) and they need to look unscathed for work (though they usually airbrush anyway), or if they'd like you to not leave a huge hicky on a highly visible part of their neck before they go in for a job interview. But that's just common sense. Sex involves bodies, shit happens. You can't be too up tight about it. And it's not like everyone else in the world isn't having it, it's ok if you have little marks here and there. Hell, if you're riding the bus and it stops to fast, you hit one of the hand rails and you get a bruise. It just happens. That's my approach, anyway.

OK, back to bed. I hate being sick...

Thanks for reenforcing the points made... Great story too...:thumbup:
 
Penis Owner's Manual Part 1

Penis owners instruction manual

INTRODUCTION

Welcome to the world-wide family of penis owners. We trust that you will enjoy many years of trouble-free service from yours. To help ensure that you will, we encourage you to familiarize yourself with the following equipment descriptions, operating instructions and maintenance requirements.
BODY AND INTERIOR SPECIFICATIONS (all model years)

PENIS

  • Average length and diameter (flaccid) 3.5 x 1.25 inches
  • Average length and diameter (erect) 5.1 x 1.6 inches
  • Average percent increase in volume, flaccid to erect 300% (wow!)
  • Longest medically recorded erection 12 inches
  • Amount of blood in erect penis 8 to 10 x normal
  • Average erections per night (while sleeping) 5
  • Average duration of each nocturnal erection 20 to 30 minutes
  • Estimated replacement value (good condition model) £50,000

TESTICLES

  • Average length and width 1.4 x 1 inch
  • Average weight 0.875 x 1.75 ounces
  • Temperature 94.6 degrees Fahrenheit
  • Compartments within each 400

SPERM

  • Average body's production 50,000 per minute/72 million per day (and remember lads, it only takes 1!)
  • Days to maturity 84
  • Number in ejaculate of average fertile man 200 to 600 million
  • Number of ejaculate of infertile man less than 50 million
  • Percentage of total ejaculate 3% - 5%
  • Average swimming speed 1 to 4 millimeters per minute
  • Average life span once mature 1 month in you, 1 to 2 days in woman, 2 minutes on sheets

SEMEN

  • Average volume of ejaculate 0.5 to 1 teaspoon
  • Chief ingredient Fructose sugar
  • Caloric content 5 calories per teaspoon
  • Protein content 6 milligrams per teaspoon
  • Average number of ejaculatory spurts 3 to 10
  • Average interval of ejaculatory contractions 0.8 seconds
  • Farthest medically recorded ejaculation 11.7 inches

BLADDER

  • Average capacity 7 to 13 ounces
  • Normal flow 7 to 8 ounces per 10 seconds


STARTING THE ENGINE

The key to your sexual ignition is not between your legs, it's inside your head. The brain is man's biggest sex organ, sending nerve impulses running down the spinal cord to trigger an erection. Keep in mind though that since arousal is an electrical spark travelling the neural motorway it can be dulled by a repetitive commute. So vary your starting procedure, explore side roads, stop at a roadside service area, let your partner drive, or, when applicable, road-test a new model.

HARD STARTING OR STALLING

If your penis fails to become erect, even after repeated cranking, or if you have trouble maintaining an erection, let it idle for a while. Just about every man experiences an occasional erection problem, so try not to let it bother you. If you do it can develop into a psychological problem that can require extensive systems analysis to remedy. Chances are you are just temporarily flooded with work worries, anxiety or fatigue - all of which can temporarily foul your engine. If the problem continues, ask your mechanic about a new injector. Certain drugs can be injected directly into the penis, producing longer lasting (one hour or more) erections within moments. Coming onto the market is a plunger-type system that inserts a small pellet of erection producing medication into the tip of the penis. Another solution is a vacuum constriction device: when the penis is inserted into this cylinder and the attached pump engages, a vacuum is produced that causes blood to flow into the penile shaft. A rubber ring is then slipped onto the base of the penis to trap the blood in the shaft. As a last resort, you may want to consider upgrading to a penile implant. (See "Available options/upgrades").

CAUTION!

The following can shrink a relaxed penis by two inches or more:-
Cold weather, chilly baths or showers, sexual activity, exhaustion, excitement (non sexual), illness and Richard Branson.
OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

DIRECT THE FLOW OF URINE

The penis contains a narrow hose called the urethra that is attached to the bladder. As the urine level approaches the bladder's maximum capacity line, you get the urge to pull over. When released, urine is flushed through the urethra, out the tip of the penis and, according to most women, usually on to the floor next to the toilet. Acting as a regulator for this process is the Pubococcygeal (PC) muscle. This is what you flex to stop urine flow or rid yourself of those last few drops. (It can also serve as an orgasm regulator. See Troubleshooting" later in this document.)

BECOME RIGID ENOUGH TO ALLOW PENETRATION DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Your penis is equipped with twin hydraulic chambers. During sexual stimulation, these fill with blood until the penis grows firm and erect. After stimulation ends or there's ejaculation, blood leaves these chambers and the penis softens again. There is usually a recovery or "refractory" period ranging from a few minutes to a full day (depending on the equipment's age) before another erection can occur. About half of the penis is hidden inside the body, even when erect. It is fastened to the pelvis undercarriage for support.

DEPOSIT SEMEN WITHIN THE VAGINA DURING EJACULATION

Sperm is manufactured inside the testicles, those two ball joints below the drive shaft. From here, it passes into a soft, fibrous organ behind each testicle called the epididymis, where it acquires the long tail necessary for swimming. Sperm then enters the Vas Deferens for storage. This thin hose loops around and splices into the urethra just below the bladder. When it's time to shift into sexual high gear, sperm is mixed with liquid from the prostate gland and adjoining seminal vesicles. The resulting transmission fluid, called semen, gathers in a holding tank, which gradually swells to pinch the bladder shut and prevent urine from trickling in. Finally the semen is expelled from the body via the urethra by a series of muscular contractions.

CAUTION!

The testicles need to be slightly cooler than normal body temperature for optimum sperm production. That's why they hang away from the body. Hot baths and tight underwear can depress sperm count and movement.

WARNING!

Never operate your penis while under the influence of alcohol. Although alcohol lowers inhibitions, most men have less than optimum erections when inebriated. The fear this generates can lead to more frequent bouts of impotence.

SPARE TIRE

Your privates did not come equipped with a spare tire. Any roll of fat around your middle was an after-market acquisition that will void the warranty if left in place. It not only interferes with sexual performance but also makes the penis look smaller. Men naturally deposit fat in their abdomen, which includes the area at the base of the penis. As the spare tire inflates, this pad thickens and eventually engulfs a portion of the organ - one inch for every 35 extra pounds. Being overweight is also commonly linked atherosclerosis, or narrowing of the arteries, a primary cause of impotence. It also makes you look silly.

RUNNING-IN PERIOD

To ensure a long, active life for your privates. It's recommended that you engage in frequent sex. According to noted body mechanics Masters and Johnson, "When the male is stimulated to high sexual output during his formative years and a similar tenor of activity is established for the 31 to 40 year age range, his latter years are usually marked by maintained sexuality.

ACCELERATION 0-60 MPH

Independent testing shows that it generally takes three to five minutes for the flaccid penis of a young male to become fully erect once sexual stimulation begins. This reaction at least doubles with age.

WARNING!

Avoid rapid acceleration on slick surfaces. Failing to do so could cause partial or complete loss of control.

SUDDEN STOPS

Slamming on the brakes whilst driving at high speed can result in a painful condition. During sexual stimulation, blood gathers in the testicles. If ejaculation doesn't occur and sexual excitement continues, the resulting congestion in the arteries in that area causes a dull pain, like that of an aching muscle.
 
Penis Owners Manual Part 2

HANDLING

In order to become familiar with the natural feel of your equipment and learn how it responds in different situations high speed sexual driving on a closed circuit can be helpful. According to a recent survey, nearly one tenth of British men do this weekly (a greater ration in the North of England naturally). And contrary to popular belief, it will not harm your equipment; in fact, it can be viewed as good practice lap for sex, where you're forever flirting with the limits of control.

ENGAGING THE CHOKE

To postpone ejaculation and extend love making, engage "the choke". This technique involves firmly squeezing the top of the penis just behind its head prior to orgasm.

CAUTION!

Any impact to the area where the penis attaches to the pelvis can disrupt its hydraulic function.

FUEL REQUIREMENTS

Your privates were designed and developed for optimum performance and efficiency using high-quality fuel. Low-quality fuels cause cholesterol build-up in arteries and veins, thereby reducing blood flow to and from your privates and causing hard starting or stalling. In fact, every one-point increase in your total cholesterol correlates to an almost 1.5 times greater risk of erection problems. To avoid this use fuel that has a fat combination below 30 percent and is low is cholesterol and high in fiber. Such fill-ups will greatly reduce circulatory-system deposits.

BODY WORK/CHASSIS CONSIDERATIONS

Regular exercise gives the body a deep healthful luster that lends protection improves performance and helps is hold it's value for longer. Exercise not only makes the body more fit for sex but also stimulates the mind by making you feel sexier. ABS - Your abdominal muscles (abs) are the chief thrusting muscles for intercourse. To strengthen them, do crunches. These exercises are just like sit-ups except that you don't raise your body up as far. Simply lie on your back with your hands crossed over your chest Lift your shoulders six to eight inches off the floor, while trying to bring your chin to your chest. You'll feel a tightening in your gut.

ALIGNMENT

One third of all penile ruptures occur during lovemaking. They're caused by sudden shifts in position or by awkward attempts at parallel parking with the partner on top. The tearing of tissue that occurs within an erect penis is often audible and always extremely painful. Such injures tend to happen where there is a lack of space, such as between the steering wheel and drivers seat. To protect yourself and your passenger always use turn signals before changing positions.

SAFETY BELTS

It's highly recommended that you wear an athletic support (jock strap) for activities that involve running, jumping and sudden movement. This device tucks the testicles close to the undercarriage to protect them from jarring.

CAUTION!

Wearing polyester underwear may contribute to impotence because of the static electricity generated by man made materials. Loose 100% cotton shorts are recommended.

CONDOM DEPLOYMENT

Use only condoms from a sealed package bearing an expiry date. Be careful of fingernails, rings and other objects that could tear or puncture the material. Never open a condom package with your teeth or on your partner’s spiked collar. Squeeze the air from the receptacle end of the condom and roll it down over the erect penis before penetration occurs. Use only water-based lubricants such as K-Y-Jelly with latex condoms. Petroleum-based brands can damage the condom. During withdrawal, hold the base of the condom to keep it from coming off. And use each condom only once.

MAINTENANCE SCHEDULE

Your privates are the result of centuries of engineering. Before leaving the factory, every effort was made to ensure that they were in good working condition. To keep them running smoothly regular maintenance is required.

TO BE DONE DAILY

It's especially important for uncircumcised men to retract the foreskin and wash around the head of the penis every day.

TO BE DONE WEEKLY (AT LEAST)

Sex is the best exercise for your privates. Regularly flushing the system with nourishing blood and oxygen assures optimum sperm production, prostate health and overall good performance. When intercourse is not possible, consider revving your engine manually.

TO BE CHECKED MONTHLY

After taking a warm bath or shower to relax the scrotum, you should gently roll each testicle between your fingers. It should be smooth and oval shaped, feeling kind of like a hard-boiled egg with out the shell. Compress it gently, searching for any hard areas or lumps that don't feel like the surrounding tissue.

YEARLY INSPECTION

Once your equipment reaches forty years old, have your prostate checked annually. This gland surrounds the urethra like a doughnut and, if left to enlarge, can reduce an older man's urine stream to a dribble. Prostate cancer is also a concern. Both of these problems can be avoided if detected early. A complete yearly inspection should include three things: A digital rectal exam (sorry mate but we're talking finger here, not computer). A blood test for prostate-specific antigens (psa), an early warning sign of trouble. An ultrasound scan to create a visible image of the tissue.

WARNING!

Using your privates for anything other than their intended purpose voids all warranties, written or implied.

SERVICING

The frequency of ejaculation/Intercourse among:-
20-29 year olds = 4-5 times weekly
30-39 year olds = 2-4 times weekly
40-49 year olds = 1-2 times weekly
50-59 year olds = 0-1 times weekly
60 plus = 1-2 times monthly
Shagnasty = 5 times daily! (Oh Yes my friends)

AUTOMATIC SYSTEMS CHECK

Each night, your privates automatically run a self-diagnostic systems check. Most times you will be unaware this is happening. Periodic erections will occur whilst you're asleep, as will an occasional emission. Do not be alarmed. Your privates are simply flushing themselves with fresh blood and oxygen to stay in optimum working condition. If you have a reasonable doubt this is happening, do the following test: Wrap some postage stamps from a roll firmly around the base of your penis and tape the ends together. The next morning, if the stamps are torn along the perforation, you've had an erection. (If you wake up in Newcastle sorting office with a postmark, try the test again, but don't sleep so close to the post-box.)

FLUID LEAKS

After urinating, apply gentle upward pressure under the base of the penis. This will usually squeeze out any remaining drops and prevent any embarrassing stains on the upholstery.

CHECKING UNDER THE BONNET

Your penis comes from the factory with its head completely covered by a fleshly protective foreskin. Some penis owners have had this foreskin surgically removed by an authorized mechanic via circumcision. This is usually performed for religious and/or aesthetic reasons because, if basic hygiene is followed, the presence or absence of a bonnet does not affect sensitivity, sexual performance or susceptibility to mechanical failure.

LUBRICATION ADDING OIL

For extra comfort and performance during long drives or when operating your penis in extremely dry conditions, you'll need to relube. Brands such as K-Y Jelly can be reactivated with a simple sprits of water.

DISPOSING OF USED OIL

When indiscriminately discarded, used oil can foul the bedroom environment. Flavored lubes leave a sticky residue the required a soap-and-water scrubbing. Most no flavored brands wipe clean with a towel.

APPEARANCE

Your privates are exposed to the corrosive effects of dirt, perspiration and vaginal fluids (some of which in my experience can be more corrosive than others). To protect the finish, trim and exposed under body, it's important to wash often and thoroughly. Scrub any dirt and salt from crevices in the undercarriage and check that all drain holes are free from debris. After washing, allow all surfaces to drain and dry before parking in a confined space. If required you may polish your privates immediately.

MINOR CHIPS AND SCRATCHES

The skin of the penis and testicles is remarkably resilient. For chafing and small cuts that cause minimal bleeding, just wash with soap and water and apply an antiseptic ointment.

MAJOR DENTS

If you get hit in the testicles, scream, lie down, apply an ice-packed cloth and take some deep breaths. If there's swelling and the pain doesn't subside within a few minutes, continue the icing and get to a garage and seek mechanical assistance. A severe groin injury can cause sterility.
 
Penis Owners Manual Part 3

TROUBLESHOOTING

The diagnoses outlined are intended to serve only as guides to locate and temporarily correct minor faults or worries. Causes of unsatisfactory performance should be investigated and corrected by your doctor.

PROBLEM/SOLUTION

Penis seems small
Few men are satisfied with the size of their penis. Keep in mind that the average vagina is just three to five inches long.

Left testicle is slightly larger and hangs lower than the right one
Rarely are both testicles identical. In fact, the left one hangs lower in 80 percent of all cases.

Erections do not occur as quickly, nor are they as firm as they were
This is common with older models. However, exercising regularly, following a low-fat diet, avoiding smoking and limiting alcohol are all antidotes, as is longer and more creative foreplay.

Ejaculation happens way to fast
Try strengthening your PC muscle with Kegel exercises. The PC is the muscle you use to stop urine flow. Contract it now to familiarize yourself with the feeling. What you just did was a Kegel. Do 20, 50, 100 or more daily - at your desk or in the bath. Since it's the same muscle that contracts for ejaculation, strengthening it will give you more control during sex.

Ejaculation isn't as forceful or as plentiful as it once was
Such misfiring often occurs with older engines. In fact, with vintage models, ejaculation may not occur at all, although an orgasm is experienced.

Pain in testicle
Intermittent twinges are common and anything that lasts less than a minute or so is no cause for worry. Testicular pain that builds gradually is usually caused by an infection or inflammation. Consult a certified mechanic or authorized dealership.

AVAILABLE OPTIONS/UPGRADES
Customize your privates to fit all your lifestyle needs

VASECTOMY

Enjoy worry-free motoring by having a trained technician cut the Vas Deferens, thereby preventing sperm from reaching the urethra. It's a safe quick (seven to ten minute); effective means of birth control, plus the sensation of ejaculation remains unchanged. Available in traditional snip or modern laser method.

TESTOSTERONE

Preserve the raw beauty of your libido with testosterone! This potent male hormone, manufactured chiefly in the testicles, is responsible for your sexual desire and, to some degree, your erections. But production declines after age 50. Some men, who have no physical problems but experience flagging desire, may benefit from testosterone supplements, which can be taken orally through a skin patch or injection.


PENIS ENLARGEMENT

Gain valuable inches by expanding your trunk! Body-Shop mechanics penises appear larger by cutting the ligaments that attach it to the pubic bone. Once this is done, the penis hangs a bit lower and looks larger. In addition body fat can also be injected under the skin of the penile shaft to make it thicker.

WARNING!

Most mechanics do not approve of the enlargement procedure, which compromises the penile suspension system and may undermine resale value. Consumers have reported lack of stability and loss of control when operating at high speeds.

CIRCUMCISION

See "Checking under the bonnet" above.

FORESKIN RESTORATION

For those who have grown unhappy with their circumcised model, Foreskin restoration may be possible. In this Do-It-Yourself procedure, skin from the shaft of the penis is gradually stretched with tape and even weights until it allegedly resembles a normal foreskin.
WARNING!
Foreskin will not be restored to showroom condition.

PENILE IMPLANTS

If you have chronic difficulty getting an erection and other impotence treatments have failed, consider the new line of deluxe penile implants. These are cylinders that are surgically placed inside the penis to make it firm enough for intercourse. Two models are available. A non-hydraulic implant consists of a pair of flexible silicone rods that can be bent up or down by hand. It's the simplest design, but since the penis remains semi-rigid, some men find it difficult to wear Chinos. A hydraulic implant includes a pair of hollow rods, a reservoir of saline solution and a pump, all concealed within the body. For an erection you simply squeeze your scrotum to inflate the penis.
 
The Broke Straight Boys Forum Penis Information Manual

Queen Mother M&M I, Richard, Tampa, Paris, Slim, Denny, Tuscon and other members feel free to add or edit ections of this note worth instructional manual. Hygiene needs to be added Tampa. LOL

I figured since we have such great literary tallents among our Forum why not write a very important manual for men and women everwhere that have their own equipment. I found this manual out on another web page.

http://www.vasectomy-information.com/humor/manual.htm

I am usually not one to R&D (Rip off and Duplicate) However; it did give me an idea after reading all of the conjecture about hygiene and how men were never given an instruction manual. Everything you wanted to know about your penis and were afraid to ask.
 
Owner's Manual

:thumbup1: ROFLMAO Thanks Jayman for your R&D (whichever type you want to ascribe to)! Other than some translation from English (Queen's) to English (American) and the necessary spelling corrections for same, I think it's damn near perfect. Maybe a little more attention to circumcision (yes I know that is a "touchy" subject for some) as the majority of American males are cut, not intact.

You always amaze me as to what you can bring to light.... Bodies of light, humor and anatomy lessons. Speaking of anatomy lessons, I have always favored the Braille system of learning anatomy.

Yours always,

Tucsonjayce
 
ENGAGING THE CHOKE

To postpone ejaculation and extend love making, engage "the choke". This technique involves firmly squeezing the top of the penis just behind its head prior to orgasm.

Hm... I think I remember reading that this isn't particularly good for you. If I'm not mistaken, this can cause semen to flow backwards into your blatter, which can cause infections (and discomfort). Has anyone else heard this?

Otherwise, wow! I'm impressed. Very fun. Thanks, Jayman!
 
Manual in PDF

I have done up the manual as a pdf. Too large to upload on the forum, so If you'd like a copy let me know and we can do it e-mail off site..... And if that is a no no, I apologize in advance!

Jayce
 
I have done up the manual as a pdf. Too large to upload on the forum, so If you'd like a copy let me know and we can do it e-mail off site..... And if that is a no no, I apologize in advance!

Jayce

I have a MS word version too. LOL:blushing:
 
Hm... I think I remember reading that this isn't particularly good for you. If I'm not mistaken, this can cause semen to flow backwards into your blatter, which can cause infections (and discomfort). Has anyone else heard this?

Otherwise, wow! I'm impressed. Very fun. Thanks, Jayman!

Sounds like a good point to research. Would you consider googeling it and getting back to us.:wink:
 
:thumbup1: ROFLMAO Thanks Jayman for your R&D (whichever type you want to ascribe to)! Other than some translation from English (Queen's) to English (American) and the necessary spelling corrections for same, I think it's damn near perfect. Maybe a little more attention to circumcision (yes I know that is a "touchy" subject for some) as the majority of American males are cut, not intact.

You always amaze me as to what you can bring to light.... Bodies of light, humor and anatomy lessons. Speaking of anatomy lessons, I have always favored the Braille system of learning anatomy.

Yours always,

Tucsonjayce

It is a great system of learning. It is kind of how I learned oriental medicine and acupresure, acutuning, and aculaser therapy. However, I found that once you can get past the smell working with a cadaver worked pretty well too.

These songs are very helpful too. Whay can't learning be fun and entertaining.

http://www.songsforteaching.com/sciencesongslife.htm
 
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