SBJO Drake & Satch / Snoozzzzzze

[tampa24]

Oh my gosh. Sometimes talking about some of the worst porn videos is almost as amusing as discussing the best. So goes it for the latest Straight Boys Jerk Off vid with Drake. Where do you start?? Is it where Drake mumbles on in a monotone, like he'd rather be having dental surgery or filing his taxes? Is it the director whose apathetic, monotone voice betrays total boredom? Like he's got one of the dullest and worst jobs in the world?

Is it where Drake, who is probably gay, shows his appreciation of getting head by putting his arms on the back of the couch? And then when he absently stares at the porn the whole time without even a moan? Like some john who realizes he's picked a mediocre hustler for the night?

I almost nodded off a few times myself. LOL

Or was the worst part where the cameraman gives us what seems like 5-10 minutes of both models jerking off, facing the wall, with their backs to the camera?

I thought the worst Straight Boys Jerk Off vid was the first one that Drake did. Drake may not have beaten his worst vid ever with this one. But it's got to be right up there with Straight Boys Jerk Off's top 5 worst. How he convinced someone to hire him, I don't know. It's not that he has a bad body. He's sorta cute but not exceptional. But he's got no personality or screen presence that will keep you interested or awake.

Satch was pretty boring in this one too. Nice body, but he seemed as listless as everyone else on the set. Except that he gave an impressive cumshot at the end. It seemed like the whole cast had been slipped sleeping pills. By the time many of you watch this you'll probably feel like nodding off also.

 

[joninliverton]

Thanks for the tip off Tampa.

 

[mikeyank]

You are right, Tampa. While both guys were reasonably good looking, this was one of the worst, day in the factory, kind of shoots, where they were anxious to finish and get their break.

I guess it was Drake, the one on the left of the screen, who was the real culprit. He was sarcastic, and oh so wanted to be anywhere else than where he was.

It is so bad that it is kind of funny to watch, and this is a free bonus site, so I chalk it up as a comedy, that did include at least one nice cum shot.

Straight Boys Jerk Off is such an amateurish site, in contrast to Broke Straight Boys, but they do have an occasional hot guy there, so I do check it out periodically.

 

[tampa24]

I guess it was Drake, the one on the left of the screen, who was the real culprit. He was sarcastic, and oh so wanted to be anywhere else than where he was.

It is so bad that it is kind of funny to watch, and this is a free bonus site, so I chalk it up as a comedy, that did include at least one nice cum shot.

That's exactly it Mike. It's so bad on so many levels that it's almost an amusing comedy on how not to make a porn video. Everyone from the models to the cameraman and director acted like they were bored out of their skulls.

 

[necromancer]

Actually, I really haven't been impressed at all with Broke Straight Boys lately. I have noticed the lack of variety (Pasty white boys who are closeted) and theres only so much dick sucking and fake topping I can watch. I mean, hell, smack an ass here and there, if you want to see how its done, go back and watch the pizza boy TONY... that boy knows how to keep you interested in what he is doing.