Bait Bus is one of the oldest gay-for-pay/fantasy paysites on the net. They've been around since 2000 or so, and while I do find the premise really hot, I find their particular site excruciatingly boring and always the same old thing scene after scene, going on 10 years now. Nearly a decade after they started, they still make nearly identical scenes every week with never any deviation:
- The driver of the "bus" (van), a busty/slutty girl, and the gay guy (which the last couple of years is almost always Steven Ponce or Tucker Forrest...I can't stand either one of these over exposed, annoying guys) are driving around the streets of Miami looking for "bait".
- They just happen to come across some down and out, hot, broke, ambitious...the list goes on..."straight guy" who they lure into the van. Keep in mind, I have seen I'd estimate 98% of these "straight guys" many MANY times before on many MANY other gay paysites out there prior to ever seeing them on Bait Bus. And I agree, many of them (i.e.
Austin Grant,
Dustin Michaels, Shane Frost, among MANY more) got their start on
Broke Straight Boys But there have only been a couple of these "straight/bait" guys I haven't seen multiple times on multiple other paysites prior to them being in Bait Bus. And there have been more than one occasion where these "bait" guys have made more than one appearance on Bait Bus.
- The girl appears to hit on the guy, and offers him thousands of dollars to fuck. The straight guy is always up to it, and always pretends to be all excited and happy about getting to fuck her (and typically, other than having huge tits, the girl is rarely the least bit attractive).
- Interestingly, even though they're talking about fucking and the guy is pretending to be straight, and all about fucking her, the most they ever do is she'll release her tits from her bra and the guy will pretend to be playing with them, and acting as if he's into it. Yet, they never kiss, he never does anything more with her other than pretend that he can't wait to fuck her. Occasionally the guy will slide his pants down to his knees, and once in awhile the girl will stroke his usually limp dick for a minute or so, until...
- the bait guy is told to put on a blindfold, which he does, and the girl will pretend to get ready to start sucking his dick.
- Enter Steven Ponce (or Tucker Forrest), and they always start sucking the guy's dick while he sits there wearing a blindfold. And both these guys are HUGE ass camera hogs, they LOVE the attention the camera gives them, and they seem to think that they are just hilarious "fooling" the bait. Which may have been slightly humorous the first couple scenes, but 1,000 identical scenes later, and they're still performing the same identical circus act week after week.
- Eventually the bait guy either takes the blindfold off on his own, or he's told to do so. Once he does, he ALWAYS does a HORRENDOUS job of acting surprised, and pissed off that it was actually a guy sucking his cock. The acting is almost always the worst acting I have seen anywhere else, bad enough that it's painful to watch.
- Everyone starts laughing and joking, and talks the "straight" guy into fucking Steven Ponce/Tucker Forrest (or whoever the gay boy happens to be in the scene), and starts offering him even more money to fuck. The "straight" boy ALWAYS ends up giving in, and ends up fucking the gay boy always in the exact same positions, ALWAYS with a rubber (I'm not dissing that...although it would be hot if they would throw some occasional bareback in once in awhile to actually make it HOT once in awhile...), NEVER any kissing (hey, if you're going to have a fantasy themed site, why not actually GO ALONG with the fantasy, and put it in the script that the straight boy can actually get into it once in awhile, and let a few kisses slip in nonchalantly), and there is never any cum eating.
- The camera work is ALWAYS sloppy and piss poor, grainy, usually just really messy camera work, and the lighting is often times so horrendous it makes it difficult to see what's going on unless you're paying close attention. True, they are literally fucking in a moving van, but still! Some attention could be paid to getting a high def camera, better lighting, or at least a camera that adjusts to lower lighting situations.
Once the straight guy cums onto Steven Ponce/Tucker Forrest's stomach, he always then gets dressed, sits on the bench seat for awhile, and they always dump him off somewhere without paying him, and he never gets to fuck the girl.
Seen one, and you've seen em all!
Within the last 6 months, there was ONE scene, where there was a little bit of cum eating, where the straight guy gave the gay boy a facial, and the gay boy licked some of it up. I made sure to actually rate that one, and rated it the highest rating possible for their site.
I also emailed the management of Reality Kings, praising them for FINALLY mixing it up a bit, and FINALLY adding something new like cum eating, and BEGGING for them to keep it up. But alas, I never heard a word back from them, and of course every episode since then has always been the same, boring thing over and over again.
Waste of money site. After they COMPLETELY IGNORED my plea for more cum eating and more diversity/action/hottness in their scenes, I finally cancelled my membership after being an on/off subscriber for years now. I won't ever rejoin again either, unless they start livening things up.
Abe
