Hmmm, I wonder if Dave has enough $$$ in the futon fund to convince the royals to roll around with Tyler and Austin. (Or whoever.)
"Ok, refresh your names for everyone. Cool. Now this is just a paid interview and you will get the Principality of Monaco to get naked and shoot your load for us. You don't have to touch each other or anything. You OK with that? Cool. Well we have a little surprise for you. Come on in Tyler. This is Tyler, our member's favorite. Tyler, these are the Princes of France, William and Harry. What's that? Oh yeah, England, my bad. I will give you Argentina if you give each other blow jobs. No? OK, how about if I throw in Hungary? All right, I will give you Germany if you fuck, but I wanna see you really get into it. So why don't you go ahead and get undressed and pull out the futon. You OK using condoms?"
"Well that wasn't so bad. And now hit the showers while I dig out the deed to Rhode Island; that was what agreed on, right?"
(Do I watch these episodes too much?)