Reminds me of a great joke I once heard:
A man in Topeka Kansas decides he wants to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Fransisco and worked east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photos and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestebule wall and was intrigued with a sign that read "Calls: $10,000 per minute"
Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is in fact a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to god.
The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Dallas, St Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee and all around the United States, he found more phones with the same sign and the same answer from each pastor.
Finnally he arrived in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. Upon entering a church in Pittsburgh, he saw the usual golden phone, but THIS time the sign read "Calls: $0.35 per Call"
Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Father Jones, I have been in cities all acrossed the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told that it is a direct line to heaven and that I could talk to god, but in every other city the cost was $10,000 per minute. Your sign reads only $0.35 per Call. Why?
The priest, smiling benignly, replied: "Son, you're in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania now, Home of the Pittsburgh Steelers - 6 time Super Bowl Champions, The Pittsburgh Pirates, The Pittsburgh Penguins, 3 vibrant rivers meeting at the Point of the most beautiful downtown area around. 446 majestic bridges, the best hospitals, neighborhoods, schools, food and friendliest people in the world. You're in Gods Country...
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