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Nurse AJ and the Law!

Markymark

Markymark

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Goodness gracious AJ. You failed to take Dustin's temp, or check his blood pressure. How can you be sure he's well enough to engage in sexual activity? What would you do if he passed out while you were "Down South", as he put it? Hey, there's a thought. How come none of the campus administration trainees, (law students, Bus Admin. students) ever get physical(s)? HMMMM There outta be a law! LOL!

With Love, I am,
 
Markymark said:
Goodness gracious AJ. You failed to take Dustin's temp, or check his blood pressure. How can you be sure he's well enough to engage in sexual activity? What would you do if he passed out while you were "Down South", as he put it? Hey, there's a thought. How come none of the campus administration trainees, (law students, Bus Admin. students) ever get physical(s)? HMMMM There outta be a law! LOL!

With Love, I am,
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I think there is a law. I just don't think they are adhering to it very well. I guess the law only applies if they are caught doing something wrong or there is a dissatisfied customer.

When I do massages I always get asked how much it would cost for a "happy ending." They love when I say only and additional $5.00. Boy do they ever get exited. When it is all done I tell them a funny joke and they start laughing... I then tell them their massage is done. Ocasionally I have somebody say I didn't get my happy ending. So, I tell them they can keep the additional $5.00. I mean isn't a good joke a happy ending. LOL.

So, my question is; if I just met you today for the very first time, what makes you think you are going to get any other kind of happy ending? There are times when I have done 10 massages in one day. Even when I was 18 and in my prime nobody was getting 10 happy endings a day out of me. Unless I was dating them regularly they weren't getting any. I remember having sex for 4 days in a row 8 times a day. My freaking balls were sore for a week.

For $10.00 to rent the space I will put in a "free" (yeah, I don't want to deal with ASCAP and BMI issues too.) porno of their choosing for them give them a roll of paper towels and and they can have 15 min. alone to give themself a happy ending. Most people talk froggy like that when they come in... Then 90% of them are asleep on cloud nine when I have to wake them up for the next client to come in. LOL
 
here you go Jayman An Amnesiac walks into a bar walks up to a hot blond at the bar and says ..."Do I come here often" That'll kill em
 
LesterM said:
here you go Jayman An Amnesiac walks into a bar walks up to a hot blond at the bar and says ..."Do I come here often" That'll kill em
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I love that one...:thumbup:

Did you hear about the guy who was dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He used to lay awake at night wondering if there was such a thing as a Dog.
 
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So did you hear about the IRS guy who needed a heart transplant? Yeah, the doctors refused because they couldn't find a stone small enough! LMAO!

With Love, I am,
 
Or the Gay dentist? He had a patient with yellow teeth who asked him what he should do. The dentist told him to wear a brown tie and creme loafers! LOL

With Love, I am,
 
Then there was the one about the dumb brunette. She went to see the dietician because her tummy was really getting fat. The dietician, worried about her weight, suggested she try to diet. The brunette blinked twice and asked, "What color?"

With Love, I am,
 
Jayman01 said:
So, my question is; if I just met you today for the very first time, what makes you think you are going to get any other kind of happy ending? There are times when I have done 10 massages in one day. Even when I was 18 and in my prime nobody was getting 10 happy endings a day out of me. Unless I was dating them regularly they weren't getting any. I remember having sex for 4 days in a row 8 times a day. My freaking balls were sore for a week.
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I may be rather naive but my interpretation of a "happy ending" didn't especially include the masseur having an orgasm. I thought it mainly meant either a handjob or oral. But primarily a handjob. And very ocassionally the client getting to touch some of the goodies. Though I'm sure that for the right price there are all kinds of services out there that some people could classsify as a masssage and "happy ending". Not including you in that category of course Jayman! LOL
 
OK Tampa (It's your turn) So, do you mean Jayman isn't a happy ending, or that he wouldn't Give a happy ending. Cuz for me, if I'm on Jayman's table, any ending is gonna be way more than happy... Know what I mean, Vern? Do I sound high? I think I'm high. Must be these meds...WHEEEEE!

I'm gonna take a nap now, so here's a thought for you guys. How about if Danny tops Ryan? I'll send the glass back to David, Ryan can "Reseed" the glass. Then Danny can sample the results, and David can Reauction the Glass. (Talk about your happy endings!) LMAO. No, seriously, think about it! (And it would be a WIN WIN for us and the shelter again) Let me know, OK?

Oh yeah, you're right Tampa, Happy endings are usually hand jobs with reciprocation up to the one being massaged. That's how I do it.

See ya later tonite. God Bless Us, Everyone!

With Love, I am,
 
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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks him 'hey, fellow. What's with the long face?'
 
tampa24 said:
I may be rather naive but my interpretation of a "happy ending" didn't especially include the masseur having an orgasm. I thought it mainly meant either a handjob or oral. But primarily a handjob. And very ocassionally the client getting to touch some of the goodies. Though I'm sure that for the right price there are all kinds of services out there that some people could classsify as a masssage and "happy ending". Not including you in that category of course Jayman! LOL
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That is why it pays to know the meridians and acupressure points. You can appear to be doing just a normal massage and they fall gently asleep. Then you just do the massage and never need to talk to them again. BTW if you finish a few minuets early. Just put a warm blanket on them and a few well placed hot rocks. Wake them one or two minuets before the next client and you never seem to have time for that discussion any more.

LOL :thumbup:
 
Markymark said:
OK Tampa (It's your turn) So, do you mean Jayman isn't a happy ending, or that he wouldn't Give a happy ending. Cuz for me, if I'm on Jayman's table, any ending is gonna be way more than happy... Know what I mean, Vern? Do I sound high? I think I'm high. Must be these meds...WHEEEEE!

I'm gonna take a nap now, so here's a thought for you guys. How about if Danny tops Ryan? I'll send the glass back to David, Ryan can "Reseed" the glass. Then Danny can sample the results, and David can Reauction the Glass. (Talk about your happy endings!) LMAO. No, seriously, think about it! (And it would be a WIN WIN for us and the shelter again) Let me know, OK?

Oh yeah, you're right Tampa, Happy endings are usually hand jobs with reciprocation up to the one being massaged. That's how I do it.

See ya later tonite. God Bless Us, Everyone!

With Love, I am,
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God Bless you too M&M.
 
Markymark said:
OK Tampa (It's your turn) So, do you mean Jayman isn't a happy ending, or that he wouldn't Give a happy ending. Cuz for me, if I'm on Jayman's table, any ending is gonna be way more than happy... Know what I mean, Vern? Do I sound high? I think I'm high. Must be these meds...WHEEEEE!

I'm gonna take a nap now, so here's a thought for you guys. How about if Danny tops Ryan? I'll send the glass back to David, Ryan can "Reseed" the glass. Then Danny can sample the results, and David can Reauction the Glass. (Talk about your happy endings!) LMAO. No, seriously, think about it! (And it would be a WIN WIN for us and the shelter again) Let me know, OK?

Oh yeah, you're right Tampa, Happy endings are usually hand jobs with reciprocation up to the one being massaged. That's how I do it.

See ya later tonite. God Bless Us, Everyone!

With Love, I am,
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I'm sure that any ending of a massage by Jayman would leave me and most other mortals happy. :blush:
 
Markymark said:
OK OK I'll stop,...but I'm still bored! :(

With Love, I am,
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With a wit like that how can you be bored? You should go on the road and do stand up. I am LMFAO. LOL. Lots of love
 
baal said:
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks him 'hey, fellow. What's with the long face?'
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I have heard the same joke about Celine Dion. :biggrin: (Or as she is known to Family Guy fans, That Showboating Canadian.)
 
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