Well there ARE exceptions for guys like you Jon!
With a slight variation on what Jayman says here, I find that hot straight guys are much more approachable than the hot gay ones. Cute straight guys will at least give you the time of day and treat you like a human being. Many but not all really cute gay guys will throw so much attitude that they become much less attractive in the process. When you approach a cute gay guy with the only motive of making polite conversation and/or getting to know something about him most times you'll get monosyllabic responses until he "dismisses" you.
I can get better conversation from cute straight guys most of the time. I can strike up a conversation with a cute straight college kid in line in the grocery store and find out his major, his hobbies, etc. And I've put the time normally spent on staring at tabloid headlines to much better use. I get to look into some pleaseant sparkling eyes and I might even be responsible for putting a smile on his face. With cute gay guys I don't have the patience for all the games and attitude. Maybe I'm doomed to solitude.
On another note Jon, when can we expect an avatar picture? So that we may gaze upon your loveliness. LOL