Most Embarrassing personal moment of the year

[SGVBOB]

I looked and did a search and could not find anything like this, so I thought I would start this thread and see JUST HOW MANY forumites were WILLING to 'open up' and let us know:

"So far this year (2015), what has been your MOST EMBARRASSING occasion?"

I will start......

 

[SGVBOB]

Well ALMOST made it 3/4 of the way thru 2015 without anything happening. I KNEW that HAD TO BE true! YEP! This evening at about 830 I went out to my community mailbox to check the mail. I start walking back, and WITHOUT WARNING, my pants DROP, (EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE STILL BUCKLED!!) Luckily I had briefs on!

 

[Beth]

Well ALMOST made it 3/4 of the way thru 2015 without anything happening. I KNEW that HAD TO BE true! YEP! This evening at about 830 I went out to my community mailbox to check the mail. I start walking back, and WITHOUT WARNING, my pants DROP, (EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE STILL BUCKLED!!) Luckily I had briefs on!

I go with something my mom used to say to me, "you don't advertise, you don't get!"
Actually, I do shit like that all the time; it's a combination of being very clumsy and not giving a shit. Probably for me would be the time I "motorboated" an arm of a man...that wasn't Steve. I thought it was him, but when Steve asked what I was doing, I looked up and said, "I'm trading up daddy!"
Also I was boating on a lake with some friends when, after we went swimming, one guy was "helping me" back into the boat. He pulled so hard, I went right into the boat...and into his crotch. I joke with him all the time that I know I have a big mouth, but he didn't have two shut me up with his big balls!
We have a family friend who told the story one time by starting out, "did I ever tell you about the day I turned 21...and shit myself?!" Apparently he had two of those Activia yogurts and headed to his college class. He ended up shitting himself, then having to go back and "collect his things"..."dirty." Yep, it was his Birthday as well.

 

[Spartans987]

I looked and did a search and could not find anything like this, so I thought I would start this thread and see JUST HOW MANY forumites were WILLING to 'open up' and let us know:

"So far this year (2015), what has been your MOST EMBARRASSING occasion?"

I will start......

I had a great one night stand with this college guy and I was calling him Gabe all night while I was fucking him as well as in the morning so Gabe and I even went out to Breakfast having amazing conversation. I rarely do a call back and when I did and asked him out, he said "sure however I prefer that you call me by my real name Abe"

 

[tampa24]

I had a great one night stand with this college guy and I was calling him Gabe all night while I was fucking him as well as in the morning so Gabe and I even went out to Breakfast having amazing conversation. I rarely do a call back and when I did and asked him out, he said "sure however I prefer that you call me by my real name Abe"

Oops! hahaha

 

[Ambivalent]

I had a great one night stand with this college guy and I was calling him Gabe all night while I was fucking him as well as in the morning so Gabe and I even went out to Breakfast having amazing conversation. I rarely do a call back and when I did and asked him out, he said "sure however I prefer that you call me by my real name Abe"

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That's an awesome story, Spartans ;-))) And, SGV - everybody's pants come down. . . once in awhile. . . . ;-)))

"A" XOXOXOXOXO

 

[BSBDrakeTyler]

I had a great one night stand with this college guy and I was calling him Gabe all night while I was fucking him as well as in the morning so Gabe and I even went out to Breakfast having amazing conversation. I rarely do a call back and when I did and asked him out, he said "sure however I prefer that you call me by my real name Abe"

That one is a classic man... made me crack up!

 

[BSBJohnHenry]

I go with something my mom used to say to me, "you don't advertise, you don't get!"
Actually, I do shit like that all the time; it's a combination of being very clumsy and not giving a shit. Probably for me would be the time I "motorboated" an arm of a man...that wasn't Steve. I thought it was him, but when Steve asked what I was doing, I looked up and said, "I'm trading up daddy!"
Also I was boating on a lake with some friends when, after we went swimming, one guy was "helping me" back into the boat. He pulled so hard, I went right into the boat...and into his crotch. I joke with him all the time that I know I have a big mouth, but he didn't have two shut me up with his big balls!
We have a family friend who told the story one time by starting out, "did I ever tell you about the day I turned 21...and shit myself?!" Apparently he had two of those Activia yogurts and headed to his college class. He ended up shitting himself, then having to go back and "collect his things"..."dirty." Yep, it was his Birthday as well.

Im the same way beth and my family has some pretty crazy stories as well lmao turned 21 and shit himself!!

 

[BSBJohnHenry]

I had a great one night stand with this college guy and I was calling him Gabe all night while I was fucking him as well as in the morning so Gabe and I even went out to Breakfast having amazing conversation. I rarely do a call back and when I did and asked him out, he said "sure however I prefer that you call me by my real name Abe"

omg spartans987 thats too funny!!!!! were u embarrassed after lmao

 

[BSBDrakeTyler]

Mine embarrassing moment for 2015 has to be diving into my local public swimming pool (it was packed mind you) & my swim trunks came right off and they sunk all the way to the bottom in the deep end, so there I was butt naked in a pool in front of 40 ppl trying to find my trunks! LOL

Nevertheless I never went back there haha

 

[louis33705]

Top this one. I went to the supermarket. While I was there Linda called me and asked if I would pick up a special kind of dog food for her dog. I looked and looked while we were still talking. The whole time I had to pee so bad I finally hung up the phone and ran to the men's room. As I was entering it I pee'd my pants. At that point I didn't care any more. I finished my shopping and left with one wet leg. For those with an inquisitive mind, I hang to the left so it was my left pant leg that got wet.

 

[louis33705]

I had a great one night stand with this college guy and I was calling him Gabe all night while I was fucking him as well as in the morning so Gabe and I even went out to Breakfast having amazing conversation. I rarely do a call back and when I did and asked him out, he said "sure however I prefer that you call me by my real name Abe"

Talk about a cliff-hanger!!!! Who did you think you were with? Did you imagine you with our Gage Owens? Did he look like our Gage Owens?

More details, please.

 

[Spartans987]

Mine embarrassing moment for 2015 has to be diving into my local public swimming pool (it was packed mind you) & my swim trunks came right off and they sunk all the way to the bottom in the deep end, so there I was butt naked in a pool in front of 40 ppl trying to find my trunks! LOL

Nevertheless I never went back there haha

Damn, wish I was at that pool when you were!

 

[tampa24]

Damn, wish I was at that pool when you were!

Ditto! Why can't I be around at more opportune times in life? haha

 

[BSBDrakeTyler]

Ditto! Why can't I be around at more opportune times in life? haha

Took me a good 30 seconds to realize I didn't have anything on! lol

 

[BSBDrakeTyler]

Top this one. I went to the supermarket. While I was there Linda called me and asked if I would pick up a special kind of dog food for her dog. I looked and looked while we were still talking. The whole time I had to pee so bad I finally hung up the phone and ran to the men's room. As I was entering it I pee'd my pants. At that point I didn't care any more. I finished my shopping and left with one wet leg. For those with an inquisitive mind, I hang to the left so it was my left pant leg that got wet.

Hahaha I feel like you have a few of these funny /embarrassing stories

 

[louis33705]

Took me a good 30 seconds to realize I didn't have anything on! lol

Drake, Boy. Come on. You know you enjoyed those 30 seconds of freedom. The way you bone up when you get undressed in front of the camera tells me you loved all 30 seconds and wished it was longer.

I myself am a nudist and list in a nudist community. I don't know how many times I start to take the garbage out the gate to the dumpster when I realize I don't have anything on. I drop my garbage bag and run back in to put on a pair of shorts.

If you ever want to feel that total freedom of nudity, I would recommend you visit Haulover nudist beach in Miami sometime. It is on the Atlantic and the most popular nudist beach we have here in Florida.

Happy "Hanging"
Louis

 

[johnny]

HA Ha I have had so many it be hard to tell. But I just had one a quick one. I went to the gym this morning and it was filled with the usual Beautiful boy's.
. It's warm in San Francisco and a holiday weekend so there all out.
Anyway..There was a boy or young man must have been around 30. But one of those guy's that take your breath away.A fucking Blonde God.
He had on white silky shorts that you can see through and a blue jock strap with a blue matching tank top. Very Hollywood.
Well he had a ass like Drake that just showed through.(another beautiful bottom ass ) here I am in my boring navy blue gym clothes.
Staring so hard I walked right into a wall. Knocked my glasses off banged my head. And everyone saw.
So did he. I threw my arms in the air and laughed it off. He gave me a big smile and everyone got a laugh out of it.
Not my most embarrassing moment but it was funny. And his laughing made it all ok. And it was funny how everyone smiled at me during the rest of my workout.Silly but true.

 

[tampa24]

That is a cute story Johnny. And like you say, it's made all the better by the fact that the guy in question himself even took it good-naturedly.

 

[louis33705]

Johnny, you could have made your experience pay off by following him to the lockers after his workout and steel his blue jock strap while he was in the shower.