With Jordan's curly hair and all this talk of loincloths... I am thinking back to steamy memories of a super hot and young Christopher Atkins in Blue Lagoon. I'm imagining a BSB feature film on the lush beaches of Palma de Majorca.
Jordan is living a carefree but somewhat lonely life on the deserted beaches after a shipwreck maroons him there. He has learned to masturbate all by himself but something is missing in his life. Somewhere on his body. Something he can't quite put his finger on.
Then tragedy strikes!! Bloodthirsty straight cannibals from another island come over to kidnap him. The horror! Dahn, dahn Dahhhnnnn! They want a virgin sacrifice to appease their angry gods. Can the dashing young lad be saved? Who is that wise man with the shaved head standing at the top of the hill? With one hand on his binoculars and the other hand...err, somewhere else. Can he save our fair young prince from the fatal flaw of his virginity? The chances are Slim!
Can our hero reach the young prince in time? Can he finally fill that space in Jordan's life that he had always wanted filled? Even without realizing it? Will Jordan become Slim's Boy Friday... Saturday... and twice on Sunday? Stay tuned! And keep renewing your membership to find out!!!