Models and one liners

[scorpio]

I'm not sure how far this thread will go but it might be funny to see what you guys think about some of our straight guys just using one liners.

So please post the name of a guy and some one liner that, for you, says it all about that model.

Example for me:
CJ: http://members.brokestraightboys.com/go/387/hit
One liner: Fuck me, I'm bored! Ok Stop fucking me, I'm bored.

Next

 

[tampa24]

Torin... Two lines actually.

Specifically episode: Torin, Aiden & Steve ~ Decmber 26, 2009

"I ain't no effin' fag, man! So pay no attention to that raging hardon behind my zipper."

 

[slimvintage]

Tampa, you know you just made that up. It has to be something a straightie actually said.

Someone else will post this one if I don't. Sean (pre-Toppinbottom) has just that second got spit-roasted by surprise. And blurts out "Good morning!!" when the guy's dick sticks into him from behind. Vintage moment.

The other one is, of course, Tyler. He and Corey the Republican are bantering with David on the age old question of "what are ya gonna do with the money ya make today?" and Corey talks about getting a new gun to shoot deer. Tyler says he's gonna do some stuff to his car. Corey says no, it's gotta be a new gun. Tyler retorts with a totally malign grin, "Well I can kill deer with my car," he jeers. I love him so much.

Gotta go now but will use either Denny's search engine, or the follow up one from Scorpio to refer to the episodes when I come back. Unless Stephane beats me to it.

(Stephane that's one sizzlin lilliputian jockstrap dance you do on thisblogisgay.com)

 

[carking1]

Cousin Mikey to Cousin Anthony, "You've got the whitest teeth I ever came across."

 

[SA7180]

Diesal: "I've got a huge cock and I know how to use it."


Stacey

 

[JLipps4u]

So many to choose from!

Leon, on his first time with Tyler, "I'm willing to do anything once".

Not particularly amazing one liner, but it just seems to describe this hot young man so well.

 

[slimvintage]

So many to choose from!

Leon, on his first time with Tyler, "I'm willing to do anything once".

Not particularly amazing one liner, but it just seems to describe this hot young man so well.

Everything Leon says is a "one liner", now that you mention it. He's got so much classy self-confidence that he's used to being found amusing, and his delivery shows that. Very perceptive JL...

 

[joninliverton]

It's got to be funny man Holden. And not just a one liner but everything this guy says doubles me up.

 

[slimvintage]

It's got to be funny man Holden. And not just a one liner but everything this guy says doubles me up.

Do you remember when he was asked if he'd ever done anything with a guy before and he said something about, "...only with friends and family." In the USA the deep south, where Holden hails from, has a long, loyal tradition of major incest...haha...