List of terms for male masturbation; add yours!

[Dekay111]

This is a list I compiled of terms for male masturbation. I posted it here for your entertainment and enlightenment. Feel free to add any that you know about. Enjoy!

A Leak In the Main Drain
Answering the Bone-A-Phone
Assault on a Friendly Weapon
Backstroke Roulette
Baiting your Hook
Bash The Candle
Baste the Turkey
Batting Practice
Beat/Beating Off
Beating the Bait
Beating the Bishop
Beating the Dummy
Beating the Snake
Beating the Stick
Beating your Meat
Being your Own Best Friend
Bleed the Weed
Blowing Pecker Snot
Blowing Your Load
Bludgeon the Beefsteak
Bopping your Bologna
Box the Jesuit
Buckin' it
Buffing the Banana
Buffing the Wood
Burping the Worm
Buttering Your Corn
Calling All Cum
Calling Down For More Mayo
Carrying Weight
Casting Off
Changing your Oil
Charming the Cobra
Choking Charlie 'till He Throws Up
Choking the Sheriff and Waiting for the Posse to Come
Choking your Chicken
Cleaning out your Rope
Cleaning the Pipes
Cleaning your Rifle
Clubbing Eddy
Couch Hockey for One
Corral the tadpoles
Cracking the Fat
Cranking
Cranking For Cum
Cranking the Shank
Crown the King
Cuffing the Carrot
Cuffing the Puppy
Cum The Scum
Custer's Last Stand
Dating Miss Michigan
Dating Mother Palm and Her 5 daughters
Devil's Handshake
Diddle
Dishonorable Discharge
Disseminating
Doing the Dew
Doing the Five Daughters
Doing the Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pipe
Doodle Whacking
Doodle Your Noodle
Drain the Dragon
Drain the Monster
Drain the Vein
Dropping a Line
Dropping Stomach Pancakes
Drowning the Angel on the Christmas Tree
Dusting off the Equipment
Fighting the Civil War
Firming Your Worm
Fist Fucking
Fist your Mister
Five against One
Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle
Five Knuckle Olympics
Flogging Your Dong
Flogging Your Log
Flying a Kite
Fondling the Fig
Freeing the Willies
Frigging the Love Muscle
Gallop the Maggot
Galloping the Antelope
Getting In Touch With Your Manhood
Getting In Touch With Yourself
Getting Your Caps Peeled
Giving it a Tug
Giving the John Hancock
Grease the Pipe
Greasing your Bone
Hack the Hog
Ham Shank
Hand Job
Hand to Gland Combat
Hands on Training
Handy Work
Having a fistfight with Charlie
Having a Roy
Having a Staff Meeting
Having a Tug of War with the Cyclops
Having it off
Having one off the Wrist
Having sex with someone you love
Hitchhike Under the Big Top
Hitching to Heaven
Hitting the Ham
Holding All the Cards
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Honing your Bone
Humpin' Air
Humping your Fist
Humping your Hose
Ironing Some Wrinkles
J Arthur Rank
Jack Hammer
Jack/Jacking Off
Jackin'
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Jagging Off
Jazz Yourself
Jelly Roll
Jenny McCarthy Jaunt
Jerk the Gherkin
Jerk the Johnson
Jerk/Jerking Off
Jiggling the Jewellery
Jimmying your Joey
Killing the Beast
Knock the Top Off
Launching the Hand Shuttle
Loping your Mule
Making a batch of baby gravy
Making a Protein Slurpee
Making baby pudding for dessert
Making Hoe Cakes
Making Meatloaf
Making Milk Duds
Making Nut Butter
Making Penis Butter
Making Pudding
Making the Bald Guy Puke
Making Yoghurt
Mangle the Midget
Manipulating the Mango
Manual Override
Massaging your Muscle
Massaging your Purple-Headed Warrior
Measuring For Condoms
Milking the Bull
Milking the Lizard
Milking the man teat
Milking the Monkey
Milky waying
Moulding Hot Plastic
Nutting a Load
Oiling the Baseball Glove
Oiling the Catcher’s Mitt
Oiling The Pogo Stick
One Handed Clapping
One Man Show
One Man Tug-O-War
Packing your Palm
Paddle the Pickle
Paint the Pickle
Painting the Walls
Pat the Robertson
Peel Some Chilies
Peeling the Banana
Peeling the Carrot
Petting Your Dog
Play the Skin Flute
Play the Stand-Up Organ
Playing a Flute Solo
Playing Pocket Pool
Playing Solitaire
Playing the Organ
Playing the Piss Pipe
Playing the Pisser
Playing tug-of-war with the Cyclops
Playing With Dick
Playing with Susie Palmer and her five friends
Playing With the Snake
Playing With Your Noodle
Playing With Yourself
Playing Yahtzee
Playing Your Instrument
Plunk your Twanger
Pocket Pinball
Pole Vaulting
Polish your Piece
Polishing the Chrome
Polishing the Pope
Polishing the Rocket
Polishing the Sword
Polishing your Bayonet
Polishing your Helmet
Popping the Porpoise
Pounding Off
Pounding Your Flounder
Pounding Your Piss Pump
Pounding your Pud
Pud Wrestling
Pudwhacking
Pull the Pole
Pulling Off
Pulling the Piss Pump
Pulling the Pope
Pulling the Root
Pulling the Wire
Pulling Your Goalie
Pulling your Pud
Pulling your Taffy
Pump
Pumping For Pleasure
Pumping the Python
Punchin' the Munchkin
Punching the Clown
Punishing Percy
Punishing the Bishop
Ramming the Ham
Riding the Great White Knuckler
Rolling the Fleshy Blunt
Roman Helmet Rumba
Rooting for the Yankees
Roping the Long Horn
Roping the Pony
Roughing up the Suspect
Rounding Up the Tadpoles
Rub the Unicorn's Horn
Rubbing One Out
Runka
Scraping Your Carrot
Scratching the Itch
Seasoning Your Meat
Secret Masonic Self Handshake
See Mrs. Palmer and her Five Daughters
Self Love
Sending out the Troops
Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln
Shaking Hands with Shorty
Shaking Hands With the Governor
Shaking Hands with the Self-Employed
Shaking Hands with the Unemployed
Shaking Hands with Your Best Friend
Shaking the Snake
Shifting Gears
Shining the Helmet
Shining Your Pole
Shooting Enemies
Shooting Flies off the Ceiling
Shooting Putty at the Moon
Shooting Sherman
Shucking Bubba
Slam the Hammer
Slammin' the Salami
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Slap My Happy Sacks
Slapping Pappy
Slapping the Clown
Slapping the Cyclops
Slapping the Salami
Slapping your Chub
Slinging Jelly
Sloppy Joe's Last Stand
Sloppy Sign Language
Smacking your Sister
Snap the Whip
Snapping the Monkey
Snapping Your Carrot
Spanking your Monkey
Spear Chucking
Spreading the Mayo
Spunk the Monk
Squeeze the Cream from the Flesh Twinkie
Squeeze the Lemon
Squeezing the Burrito
Squeezing the Tube of Tooth Paste
Stir the Soup
Stringing pearls
Stroke/Stroking Off
Stroking It
Stroking the Stallion
Stroking your Goat
Stroking your Poker
Taking a Shake Break
Taming the Wild Hog
Tap the Turkey
Tease the Python
Teasing the Weasel
Tenderizing the Meat
The Erky Jerk
The Sticky Page Rumba
Threading the Needle
Throw off a Batch
Throwin' Down
Thump the Pump
Tickle the Elmo
Tickle the Pickle
Toss the Boss
Toss the Turkey
Tossing Off
Tugging the Tiger
Tugging the Turkey
Tugging your Tapioca Tube
Tugging your Tubesteak/Tubesnake
Tuning the Antenna
Turning Japanese
Tussle with Your Muscle
Unwrapping the Pepperoni
Varnishing the Cane
Visiting Rosey Palmer and Her 5 lovely daughters
Wailing
Walk the Dog
Walking Willie the One Eyed Wonder Worm
Wank/Wanking
Waxing the Dolphin
Waxing your Jackson
Waxing your Weasel
Waxing your Willy
Whack Your Tack
Whack/Whacking Off
Whip the Dummy
Whipping the One-Eyed Child
Whipping the Pony
Whipping the Window Washer
Whipping up some baby batter
Whipping your Dripper
Whizzin' Jizzin
Wiggling your Worm
Winding the Jack In The Box
Wonder Weasel
Wonk your Conker
Working a Cramp out of your Muscle
Working your Willy
Wrestling the Eel
Wrestling with Jimmy
Wring Out your Rope
Wring Your Thing
Yank My Doodle
Yank the Yodel
Yanking Off
Yanking your Crank

 

[rbar]

I dont know if Im more impressed with the number of terms that you came up with, or the fact that you listed them alphabetically!

 

[grace17]

Hi Dekay, I don't think, Holy Flamin' Cow! counts but that's what immediately came to mind when I read your amazing list....LOL

 

[cum2me01]

Very impressive list.

 

[peterh6308]

I dont know if Im more impressed with the number of terms that you came up with, or the fact that you listed them alphabetically!

Both!!

 

[Phantom]

You covered pretty much every term I knew and many I had never heard. The only one I didn't see listed was this one:

having a menage a moi

 

[lovelumps]

It's amaze balls!!!

 

[BSB_WebMonkey]

great list!

 

[stowe1]

Who knew? And to think for the past 60 1/2 years I've just said jerk off, beat off, and/or whack off - lol!!!

But the one that made me laugh the hardest was phantom's "menage a moi" - I love that!!!




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[Carter_Blane]

wow thats an impressive list, and i like that its alphabetical!

 

[Phantom]

Who knew? And to think for the past 60 1/2 years I've just said jerk off, beat off, and/or whack off - lol!!!

But the one that made me laugh the hardest was phantom's "menage a moi" - I love that!!!

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I'd love to take credit for that one, but I didn't come up with it. I heard a professional insulter use that term once. Reading through the list, I remembered that one and thought I'd add it just for a laugh.

 

[joninliverton]

I tried all night long to think of another term but Stowie has them all.

 

[Dekay111]

Thanks!! I've added the "menage a moi" to my list. That's a good one!

 

[Dekay111]

Don't be all that impressed with alphabetizing the list. I had it on a .doc file, and MS Word is capable of alphabetizing. All I had to do was "copy and paste" it on here. Sorry to disillusion you all!

 

[Buckeye1]

Don't be all that impressed with alphabetizing the list. I had it on a .doc file, and MS Word is capable of alphabetizing. All I had to do was "copy and paste" it on here. Sorry to disillusion you all!

I wouldn't have known how to do THAT. I'm still impressed (and I love both of your lists).

 

[Carter_Blane]

I wouldn't have known how to do THAT. I'm still impressed (and I love both of your lists).

i wouldnt have known either, im not to good with MS Word! lol

 

[Dekay111]

Here's a few more to add:

Roping the Calf
Resurrecting Elvis
Pasting the Pubes
Pasting Pictures in Playboy
Fist Fucking
Talking to Rosie and Her Four Friends Living on Palm Avenue

 

[grace17]

Here's a few more to add:

Roping the Calf
Resurrecting Elvis
Pasting the Pubes
Pasting Pictures in Playboy
Fist Fucking
Talking to Rosie and Her Four Friends Living on Palm Avenue

Hey Dekay...

I love, love, love that last one! We actually do have a Palm Avenue in town... I'm going to word up my little sister, so we can start talking about meeting Rosie and her mates on the Avenue the next time my very straight big sister starts ranting about something ridiculously petty...