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Kaden Porter And Zach Covington

StudddAndy, your ridiculous posts are the funniest shit I have ever read. If perhaps I outlive you, I am going to gather all of your work here, arrange them into book form and get them published. You are that funny, my friend. Keep on doing what you're doing...work's for me!
 
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Buckeye. I don't mean to be personal, or anything. But such kind and understanding words makes my whole insides feel like one big hot pornographic Broke Straight Boys scene, My prostate feels like its 16 years old all over again. You inspire me to lick your asshole and suck your dick, while I'm NOT wearing a condom, even taking the risk that hot little cum drops would cause tell-tale spots to show up on the sheets, leading to interrogations for details about how I licked your ass, did I digitally or otherwise penetrate it, and were you old enough to imply permission. . Your warm thoughts take me back to the grand experience of going away to school. I got to cum where I wanted to, anytime I could find a hot dick to suck, and not worry about the forensics.

I'm totallyl for forensic-free living. Just saying. Thanks!
 
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StudddAndy, your ridiculous posts are the funniest shit I have ever read. If perhaps I outlive you, I am going to gather all of your work here, arrange them into book form and get them published. You are that funny, my friend. Keep on doing what you're doing...work's for me!

Buckeye. I don't mean to be personal, or anything. But such kind and understanding words makes my whole insides feel like one big hot pornographic Broke Straight Boys scene, My prostate feels like its 16 years old all over again. You inspire me to lick your asshole and suck your dick, while I'm NOT wearing a condom, even taking the risk that hot little cum drops would cause tell-tale spots to show up on the sheets, leading to interrogations for details about how I licked your ass, did I digitally or otherwise penetrate it, and were you old enough to imply permission. . Your warm thoughts take me back to the grand experience of going away to school. I got to cum where I wanted to, anytime I could find a hot dick to suck, and not worry about the forensics.

I'm totallyl for forensic-free living. Just saying. Thanks!

I share Buckeye's view StuddAndy! I do enjoy reading your stuff too! Like the scenes on this site, everyone one may not hit me the same way but, for the most part they're enjoyable and there's always something I can gain from them. I really admire your writing skills and your little "history" blended in there too, not to mention your keen sense of observation not just in scenes but....with perceptions shared as well! You don't miss much and you do share it in a very humorous, non threating way! It's my pleasure to read your posts:angel:
 
Buckeye. I don't mean to be personal, or anything. But such kind and understanding words makes my whole insides feel like one big hot pornographic Broke Straight Boys scene, My prostate feels like its 16 years old all over again. You inspire me to lick your asshole and suck your dick, while I'm NOT wearing a condom, even taking the risk that hot little cum drops would cause tell-tale spots to show up on the sheets, leading to interrogations for details about how I licked your ass, did I digitally or otherwise penetrate it, and were you old enough to imply permission. . Your warm thoughts take me back to the grand experience of going away to school. I got to cum where I wanted to, anytime I could find a hot dick to suck, and not worry about the forensics.

I'm totallyl for forensic-free living. Just saying. Thanks!
After reading your exchange StudddAndy and Buckeye1, all I can say to you two kids is one thing!!!! :tongue:

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Buckeye. I don't mean to be personal, or anything. But such kind and understanding words makes my whole insides feel like one big hot pornographic Broke Straight Boys scene, My prostate feels like its 16 years old all over again. You inspire me to lick your asshole and suck your dick, while I'm NOT wearing a condom, even taking the risk that hot little cum drops would cause tell-tale spots to show up on the sheets, leading to interrogations for details about how I licked your ass, did I digitally or otherwise penetrate it, and were you old enough to imply permission. . Your warm thoughts take me back to the grand experience of going away to school. I got to cum where I wanted to, anytime I could find a hot dick to suck, and not worry about the forensics.

I'm totallyl for forensic-free living. Just saying. Thanks!
You're welcome. (I think) lol Funny man!!! :001_unsure:
 
I'm broke...could we use your pad? lol


I agree with Buckeye1, that being broke should clear the way to open negotiations for a pad in Brooklyn, and perhaps a threesome encounter. I'm not really a friend of threesomes because you can very quickly run into a shortage of either assholes or dicks. Too many of one and not enough of others. But if you haven't got a room, you have to be a little more inclusive.

Brooklyn is close enough to remind me of a lesson I learned that when Stonewall broke out in June 1969. While everyone thinks that was all about the riots, because we'd had a totally anti-gay legal system that was unilaterally stacked against anyone or anything gay, giving us a mighty cause, and an unforgettable sexual frenzy. I'm telling you there was a lot of fucking sex going on. Rebellion makes a guy's dick as hard as Zach's ever was, and makes him really need a fucking as bad as Zach ever needed to be fucked. And this was a few years before AIDS threw a kink into open sexual activity. There's a lesson I learned from these last few days of totally free love, like we had in 1969 Greenwich Village. I have never forgotten it to this very day. When you don't have a room to fuck in, just find any room and start fucking everyone in the room. Then when your nuts won't bust anymore, go to sleep and wake up refreshed for a new round of riots.

Well, we don't really have a good riot right now, but lets just knock on some door, perhaps in Brooklyn, and see how many people in there need a fucking. My experience in Brooklyn and Manhattan would be that there are lots of hot people that need to be pulled off their computer and fucked.

I try to never consider a nut to be a solution to any problem. As soon as your bust one, your body is working hard to build another one. Just on and on and on. Nutting is a syndrome that has little to do with finding a room and more to do with focusing your energy and fucking as many people in any room as you can talk into laying still for a few seconds. Once you sign them up for letting you inside them, you can usually work that into a commitment for them to hold still until you nut.

I love Zach.

I'm not worried.
 
All you'll get is a deflated air mattress with the subway tunnel underneath you shaking the ground! lol
Spoken as someone who has experienced LaCasaMikeyank!!!!!!!!lololololol :001_rolleyes:

But actually you did say the air mattress was fairly comfortable but maybe you were lying because the rent was free. lol
 
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