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Joran van der sloot is hot

Joran's naked photo

Well he is attractive in many ways. 6'3" tall, and decent face. Check out his naked photo. Body not so hot and for a 6'3" 230 pound guy, looks like he doesnt have much of a cock. In fact I read some blogs when he killed Natalie 5 years ago he had a small cock from those who know him. Maybe having a small cock is part of his anger!! Either way, I hope they string this kid up by his balls and let him rot!
 

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Well he is attractive in many ways. 6'3" tall, and decent face. Check out his naked photo. Body not so hot and for a 6'3" 230 pound guy, looks like he doesnt have much of a cock. In fact I read some blogs when he killed Natalie 5 years ago he had a small cock from those who know him. Maybe having a small cock is part of his anger!! Either way, I hope they string this kid up by his balls and let him rot!
Thanks for that photo. He's not nearly as hot as I thought that he'd be naked. It reminds me a bit of the whole Levi Johnston thing. He sure looked hot with his clothes on, but when he stripped down for Playgirl, he was average. I guess we have to see a celebrity with their clothes off before we can decide if they are "futon worthy", (there was a Seinfeld reference in that last quotation). :cool:

I kind of like the fact that Joran's ugly inside and out. He is a sick twisted motherfucker who deserves to die or rot in prison.
 
Has anyone seen Levi Johnston naked? Does it really show all the goodies? I read that he doesn't show the goods. Just a bit of chest and thigh. Can you only see the good photos on Playgirl's website? Are there any good photos of him to be seen? I did see a picture of the Playgirl magazine cover. I was less than impressed with his body. For a guy who is in his prime, and who has been working out for months, it was a bit of a yawner.
 
I saw the Levi Johnston pics and I thought he was very attractive. I tend to go for "average" Joes. That man, it is safe to say, was well above average.
 
Robert Chambers

It occurred to me this morning that on the subject of "Hot" killers, no one was hotter than the young handsome "preppy killer" Robert Chambers. As his legal troubles, and drug problems continued over the years, his looks deteriorated, but the young Robert Chambers, who "accidentally" choked Jennifer Levin to death, after a night of "rough sex" in Central Park was a totally hot stud muffin. I can see how easily he was able to get her to go into the woods with him. He was a total hottie. :thumbup1:
 
I saw the Levi Johnston pics and I thought he was very attractive. I tend to go for "average" Joes. That man, it is safe to say, was well above average.


Are the pics in the old issue of the magazine or only online?
 
A treat for Tampa

Has anyone seen Levi Johnston naked? Does it really show all the goodies? I read that he doesn't show the goods. Just a bit of chest and thigh. Can you only see the good photos on Playgirl's web site? Are there any good photos of him to be seen? I did see a picture of the Playgirl magazine cover. I was less than impressed with his body. For a guy who is in his prime, and who has been working out for months, it was a bit of a yawner.
I remember seeing the whole collection of Levi from Playgirl on JustUsBoys web site a few months ago. I was looking for a link to the page, and gave up trying, but found something else that might interest you Tampa.

I found this link to what is supposed to be a picture of one of your favorite ball player's Evan Longoria's semi erect penis. It is just his cock, so there's no way to know if it does belong to Evan, but it's certainly worth a look.

Check this out:

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=307965
 
I just spotted your post Mike. I mean...what you just wrote above.:blushing: Thanks for thinking of me my friend. Evan is indeed my favorite crush on the Ray's team. I wish I could be sure that it was really him. But even so, the fantasy is great. And it IS a very nice piece. :tongue_smilie:

Thanks!
 
Joran van der Sloot update

As I came on line tonight, I saw this story about Joran van der Sloot, and I remembered this thread. Thank's to our hero WebMonkey and his great new search button, I was able to locate this thread from June 2010, and link this article with a current picture too, (he is not aging well behind bars).

In true tabloid fashion the story is titled:

Joran Van Der Sloot To Marry Behind Bars?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/19/joran-van-der-sloot-to-marry_n_1687136.html
 

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thread contains link to Evan Longoria's cock!

Tampa,

I had totally forgotten that this thread contains a link to a picture of your favorite ball player's "bat". There is an image of a very sizeable "stick" attributed to your beloved Evan Longoria. :drool:
 
Men are turned on or off with their eyes, they can detach that aspect from the rest of the package, whereas women are turned on or off with their ears, they then judge the whole package. Nobody is right or wrong it's just a difference.

Just my thoughts...
 
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Joran is going to be married soon, in jail. Once, he looked hot... but now...

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Tampa,

I had totally forgotten that this thread contains a link to a picture of your favorite ball player's "bat". There is an image of a very sizeable "stick" attributed to your beloved Evan Longoria. :drool:

LOL Yeah. The Longoria photo is yummy. Too bad we'll never know if it's the real deal.
 
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