Here is a story for you. Its not hot and juicy but i think it comes into play here in a way.
Last Thursday i went to a bar. Im only 20 and I dont have a fake ID but my buddy said they were not carding at the door and they knew the server so it would be good to go. So i get there and when im walking in I see my x girlfriend and her friend in the parking lot and they yell at me so i talk to them and walk in with her. When we got inside she went her way and I went mine. Sat down at our table, about 10 people. I drank 2 blue moons and then ordered a Pitcher. I drink really fast. I get up and go to the bathroom to take a piss. I walk in and there are 2 guys standing there talking. I knew one of them and have known him for about 5 years, but didnt know the other. All a sudden the one i dont know yells "Phillip #*%@)@! is a FAGGOT" and i turn around and i see the kid i know crouched over laughing as they leave the bathroom. Im instantly enraged. I hate the word faggot. WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. I am not gay. I am very open minded and very opinionated. If i was gay, I would be loud, PROUD, and DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU to say something to me. But thats not the case so when people call me a Faggot, it never sits well. So i walk back to my table and i say "Im about to kill these mother fuckers" and everyone is like whoaaa wtf! and i slam this glass down on the table. Well i didnt see a rock glass sittin there and when i slammed the glass down it shattered the rock glass. Apparently everyone in the place seen me do it ahhaha so i see this chick go over to the bouncer and the bouncer walks towards me.. i'm a good talker, he walks up and i immediately say "Hey man, sorry about the glass, i didnt mean to break it and i was just pissed but my bad and no problems" and he goes "okay make sure there is no problems" and he walks away. That was the first time they tried kicking me out. So then im trying to just calm myself down and i drink another pitcher, take a couple shots and next thing you know.. Passed out on the table! So the bouncer walks back over to kick me out a second time because apparently passing out at the bar is FROWNED APON! lmao so my sister tells the guy "no dont make him leave, he is riding with us, ill wake him up and get him a red bull, he will be good" so the guy goes "okay make sure he stays awake" and walks back to the door. Well when i wake up, Im more fucked up then when i passed out, and one thing led to another and i took my x girlfriend in the bathroom and started fucking her!!! So these guys were tryin to take a piss and i had the door locked! ahahahhah so thats what got me thrown out! and instantly enraged again about those douche bags.. so im flippin shit.. I put 2 beer bottles in my front pockets ready to bash this dudes head in.. I dont give a fuck what the consequences are at this point. So they throw me out, and i get in my car and DRIVE it right up on the curb on the sidewalk about to drive thru the fuckin bar! Everyone by the window scrammed away thinkin i was coming right thru ahahah! So then my sister is screaming at me to put it back in a parking spot, so i do. Next thing you know the cops come. Great. Well like i said im a good talker, put my poker face on and went up to them. I HATE THE SYSTEM BUT I LOVE THE SYSTEM! I knew the cops! They came to my house 4 times in 3 days i had parties on spring break, The guy cop made me flush a half ounce of weed down the toilet and break my zong with a hammer, the lady cop came back to my house when she was off duty and got all the beer tabs from all the beers! So they remembered me and were totally cool! I explained i was sorry, i didnt mean for them to come out or cause a big scene, i was really fucked up and those guys pissed me off and my buddy was sober and giving me a lift SO THEY LET ME GO!!! I am 20, underage drinking, havnt registered my car yet so i have fake license plates, I got a DWI last winter so technically dont have a license.. AND NOT A SINGLE PERSON ASKED FOR MY ID!!! What a fucking night.
Take it one night for Phillionaire to go out to the bars and look what happens!
So yeah, things like that always happen to me.. And im such a good person in life, I keep the good karma on my side!
See what happens from one WORD. So little about my view, a little sex and a great story!
Just thought id share that one!