How Cute and Straight is Chuck the Administrator?

[tampa24]

Hey Guys,

Chuck the Straight Administrator recently unveiled his avatar pic to rave reviews on the "Upcoming Updates for August" thread. Who knew we had such a hottie in our midst all along? For those of us not totally fixated on the 18-24 crowd you have to admit he's awfully cute! I hope he doesn't mind some lighthearted teasing and attention. Because here goes! haha

I'm assuming of course that he didn't get that photo off the internet. And I'm assuming that the photo is recent. Hopefully not taken out of some pink and lavender scrapbook in his room titled "Why I Loved the 80's."

But is he straight? Was he an affirmative action hire on Mark's part? Hmmmmm.....

Let's take a little trip down memory lane and review some of his public comments in the forum from yesteryear. These quotes are not made up. Though I do admit to shamelessly taking them out of context.

12/8/08
On the Broke Straight Girls site:

"I'm a member of that site as well. But I do love the new girls, they have some really hot girls lately." Hmmm....

10/22/08

"Sometimes I wear female condoms on my head."

10/20/08

On recommended places for a Broke Straight Boys US tour:

"Denver Colorado!

I would love to take a Broke Straight Boys boy home. "

10/18/08

"I love Brad Pitt of course!"

10/18/08

On Broke Straight Boys DVD's:

"OMG I love Volume 2. Lot more hot guys...Still I will keep adding to my collection because I love being able to watch Broke Straight Boys on my DVD player."

So straight, gay, bi , tri? "You be the judge!" -- The Church Lady

Nothing but luv for you Chuck!

 

[parisnoyd]

Tampa, my dear, dear, friend. I think you are stalking this young admin!
Can't blame you. Chuck is HOT!

 

[ChuckBluMedia]

LOL, yeah confusing huh?

I actually took over another users username, not thinking about the previous posts that were made. I never checked, I suppose I thought no one would look at previous posts made.

Thanks I am flattered by the comments! I have known Mark for 15 years now long before this great site. We have always been the best of friends and now I am blessed to work for this amazing company.

Keep the comments coming and make your own decisions on whether I am straight or not. hehe

 

[parisnoyd]

As long as that is you in your avatar, you have nothing to apologize for!
I will warn you, watch out for that Tampa!

Kidding!! You know I love and adore you, Tampa!

 

[Jayman01]

Chuck we love you just the way you are. Be who you are and that is all we can ever ask of you... Bless your heart and thank you for just being you.

 

[slimvintage]

OK Chuck, just so you know. I took you at your word when you chose your username, but since Tampa's exhaustive research has uncovered antecedents from a prior administrator and since you want us to guess, I'm guessing you're really straight. If you were broke as well...

Here's a very telegraphic version of what Slim would want to do with Chuck in that case. The whole scene would run probably 3 and a half hours, or four, or 4 and a half: hang out, become instant besties, take him back for some beers, put "Hotel California" on repeat, find an excuse to suggest a shoulder and lat massage, massage his shoulders and lats, the small of his back, his glutei, roll him over, tell him that the next step would normally be the initiation of a cool sexual encounter between a straightie and an ex-heterosexual, initiate the encounter, powerfuck Chuck while wiping a smile onto his face with my mouth, listen to him scream my name at the point of simultaneous release, scream his name while he's screaming mine. It would sound like "Schluck!!!! Oh, oh, oh Chslimk!!!!"

I'm daring myself to post this. I've been in trouble before for these dumb, slightly hysterical posts. OK, dare accepted.

 

[Jayman01]

OK Chuck, just so you know. I took you at your word when you chose your username, but since Tampa's exhaustive research has uncovered antecedents from a prior administrator and since you want us to guess, I'm guessing you're really straight. If you were broke as well...

Here's a very telegraphic version of what Slim would want to do with Chuck in that case. The whole scene would run probably 3 and a half hours, or four, or 4 and a half: hang out, become instant besties, take him back for some beers, put "Hotel California" on repeat, find an excuse to suggest a shoulder and lat massage, massage his shoulders and lats, the small of his back, his glutei, roll him over, tell him that the next step would normally be the initiation of a cool sexual encounter between a straightie and an ex-heterosexual, initiate the encounter, powerfuck Chuck while wiping a smile onto his face with my mouth, listen to him scream my name at the point of simultaneous release, scream his name while he's screaming mine. It would sound like "Schluck!!!! Oh, oh, oh Chslimk!!!!"

I'm daring myself to post this. I've been in trouble before for these dumb, slightly hysterical posts. OK, dare accepted.

Slim I would love to see this go beyond the idea stage. It sounds like a great movie if nothing else. I really did not think guessing made much sense. I have been around guys long enough to know that most guys are plain sexual. Given the right circumstances and we have certainly learned from this site given the right price anything can happen.

I know that we still have members that want to believe that if a guys sucks a cock or takes one up his ass he is Gay but in the proverbial closet, regardless of the reason he did it. Like Eddie Murphy said one day do you know how much mouthwash I can buy for a million dollars?

I more or less agree with Kinsey. That there are degrees to which we are heterosexual or homosexual. So, if 1 is completely heterosexual and 6 is completely homosexual. It might be easier to figure out Chuck that way. I think Chuck may be between a 2.5 and a 3. somewhere in that area.

 

[BrokeStraightBoys]

You guys are funny. Chuck is not only hot but a great guy as well. We have been great friends for a long time.

Mark

 

[tucsonjayce]

Chuck

Hey Guys, let's talk about Chuck! Now whether or not he's str8, bi, gay or try is simply irrelevent. He does however get a paycheck from a company where the mantra is every boy has his price. Now he could be an affirmative action hire or even one of Mark's previous flings (he he he). The only true question is how much money would it take to get him to drop his pants and smile when one of us says, "Bend over I'll drive"! (Of course the other burning question is which one of us is licensed to drive!)

Chuck, we love ya no matter what! And it's nice seeing Mark stack the deck with old friends..... Didn't he meet Patrick about the same time? There are some interesting possibilities there if you just let your mind wander in the gutter........

 

[tampa24]

You guys are funny. Chuck is not only hot but a great guy as well. We have been great friends for a long time.

Mark

Gosh Mark. You sure are a lucky guy with friends like Patrick and Chuck. You need to introduce us to MORE of your friends! Who else have you been holding out on us with? With friends like these you could start a whole new site! haha

We could just call the site "FOM by Broke Straight Boys". Friends Of Mark of course.

 

[tampa24]

OK Chuck, just so you know. I took you at your word when you chose your username, but since Tampa's exhaustive research has uncovered antecedents from a prior administrator and since you want us to guess, I'm guessing you're really straight. If you were broke as well...

Here's a very telegraphic version of what Slim would want to do with Chuck in that case. The whole scene would run probably 3 and a half hours, or four, or 4 and a half: hang out, become instant besties, take him back for some beers, put "Hotel California" on repeat, find an excuse to suggest a shoulder and lat massage, massage his shoulders and lats, the small of his back, his glutei, roll him over, tell him that the next step would normally be the initiation of a cool sexual encounter between a straightie and an ex-heterosexual, initiate the encounter, powerfuck Chuck while wiping a smile onto his face with my mouth, listen to him scream my name at the point of simultaneous release, scream his name while he's screaming mine. It would sound like "Schluck!!!! Oh, oh, oh Chslimk!!!!"

I'm daring myself to post this. I've been in trouble before for these dumb, slightly hysterical posts. OK, dare accepted.

No need to be so shy. Don't hold back now Slim! What would you REALLY want to do to this hottie if you could start by caressing the nape of his neck and planting kisses all over his handsome face? LOL I bet he'd like having his ears nibbled and played with too. ROTFLMAO

Novels have been written over lesser things!

Is it warm in here or is it just you and I Slim?

I didn't even bother daring myself to post this. I just went with it. As long as it doesn't make dear Chuck too uncomfortable, it's all good.

 

[tampa24]

You guys are funny. Chuck is not only hot but a great guy as well. We have been great friends for a long time.

Mark

Well since you know him so well. I just have to ask you something really intimate about him since he's so good looking.

Shhhh... (Looking over shoulder)

Can he type?

 

[ChuckBluMedia]

Gosh Mark. You sure are a lucky guy with friends like Patrick and Chuck. You need to introduce to MORE of your friends! Who else have you been holding out on us with? With friends like these you could start a whole new site! haha

We could just call the site "FOM by Broke Straight Boys". Friends Of Mark of course.

HAHA yeah, honestly I enjoy working with the whole BluMedia team. I see a lot of guys want their hands on me, this is why I stand in the background and you would never see me in front of the camera.

I respect the straight guys that are able to have the guts to be in front of the camera. I honestly could never do it, I have told Mark if all straight guys were like me this site would never come to be, for any amount of money I could not be bought to do something with a guy, but I completely respect people that can, everyone has different tastes on what they like. That's what keeps the world going-round.

It makes it easy for me to work on this site too, its just a penis to me.
I love being a tech computer geek that keeps the sales and sites running for Mark.


I love talking to all the fans so contact me anytime.


Thanks for the comments,
Chuck

 

[tampa24]

HAHA yeah, honestly I enjoy working with the whole BluMedia team. I see a lot of guys want their hands on me, this is why I stand in the background and you would never see me in front of the camera.

I respect the straight guys that are able to have the guts to be in front of the camera. I honestly could never do it, I have told Mark if all straight guys were like me this site would never come to be, for any amount of money I could not be bought to do something with a guy, but I completely respect people that can, everyone has different tastes on what they like. That's what keeps the world going-round.

It makes it easy for me to work on this site too, its just a penis to me.
I love being a tech computer geek that keeps the sales and sites running for Mark.


I love talking to all the fans so contact me anytime.


Thanks for the comments,
Chuck

Hey Chuck,

It's very sweet of you to be so gracious with us. I figured that starting this thread would be good for a few laughs. Especially so when I found all of those bizarre and contradictory posts! LOL The forum has definitely been in need of some levity and comic relief. I most sincerely hope that you don't feel like the laughs were or are at your expense.

I also hope that you can see all of the attention (including the sexually suggestive comments) as the flattery and compliments that they are. It's fun flirting with handsome straight guys even if we are never going to convince them to jaywalk over to our side of the street. The fact that you have admirers on both sides of the street should hopefully be a source of pride for you.

It very kind of you to welcome us to contact you. I'm sure there will be some who will. You seem like a really good guy. I'm glad you're with the Broke Straight Boys family. It's obvious that Mark has good taste in friends.

And if you ever do decide to take a walk on the wild side please put me near the top of your list! LOL

 

[ChuckBluMedia]

Nah I can take all the poking (no pun intended) I am used to it and I am flattered. Imagine going to the adult industry sex shows and word gets out that I am the only str8 guy in the room full of hundreds of men-fondlers. I am able to handle the teasing and poking and people trying to get me to jump the fence.

Mark is the first on the list if I ever turn to cock, he is sexy and smart.

My recently engaged fiancee would know I am far from the fence. Sorry guys!


Everyone have a great day!
~ Chuck

 

[slimvintage]

Nah I can take all the poking (no pun intended) I am used to it and I am flattered. Imagine going to the adult industry sex shows and word gets out that I am the only str8 guy in the room full of hundreds of men-fondlers. I am able to handle the teasing and poking and people trying to get me to jump the fence.

Mark is the first on the list if I ever turn to cock, he is sexy and smart.

My recently engaged fiancee would know I am far from the fence. Sorry guys!


Everyone have a great day!
~ Chuck

OK OK OK, but girls can't give the kind of deep massage that a big guy's muscles need, shoulders, lats, sacral region, gluteus maximus, thighs...

Chuck, just kiddin' around with you man. But keep your distance from the fence...and congratulations on your engagement.

 

[Jayman01]

Nah I can take all the poking (no pun intended) I am used to it and I am flattered. Imagine going to the adult industry sex shows and word gets out that I am the only str8 guy in the room full of hundreds of men-fondlers. I am able to handle the teasing and poking and people trying to get me to jump the fence.

Mark is the first on the list if I ever turn to cock, he is sexy and smart.

My recently engaged fiancee would know I am far from the fence. Sorry guys!


Everyone have a great day!
~ Chuck

Congratulations on the engagement....

 

[tampa24]

Yes Chuck! Congratulations on the engagement! We're very happy for you that you have found love. How far off is the wedding?

LOL I'm sure that Mark will beam with pride knowing that if in some alternate reality you were gay, that you would choose him as your first. Awwww...

I hope you won't mind a little flirtatiousness in our future correspondences with you. If you are trying to dissuade us from giving you attention, it's not working very well. haha For the more we get to know you, the ever more likeable you become.

 

[tucsonjayce]

Chuck:

Congratulations on the pending nuptuals! Please let us know the details so we can send flowers or something innocuous.

Lucky Mark being the man you'd go gay for. Mark, do you have any of Dr. Phingerfuk's potion on sale at the store?

Remember Chuck, practicing making babies is much better than actually making the baby!!!!! But do ahead if you and your bride to be want to have children. After all, we really don't recruit new members, str8 couples make gay babies for us!

Seriously, May your life together be blessed with happiness, health and your days filled with joy.