Re post # 23601: Running naked may make that football player faster, but what happens after the defense catches and gang tackles him! The answer could be the plot for a future gay porn video!
Re post # 23604: In a team relay race, this is one teammate handing the baton to another. I that kid were to bend over, he might get another baton up his hot little ass!
Re post # 23616: Careful kid, you don't want to be the first teen boy to be fucked by a parking meter! Lots of your buddies will give you the real thing with a lot less pain!