ScottC
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Putting aside all my thoughts on faith etc, I will wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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Happy Holidays!
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Matintas
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Wishing all members, staff & management a VERY MERRY XMAS & HEALTHY NEW YEAR !!!!!
God Bless
Mat
God Bless
Mat
jasonaz
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The Night Before Christmas
Hey Guys, the big day is nearly upon us and I wanted to take a minute to wish you all a Merry Christmas (or Happy Holidays, damn the pc police!)
As is the tradition in our family, no Christmas is complete without the annual reading of the Night Before Christmas, so this is my gift to you.
T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the house,
the whole Broke Straight Boys family was drunk as a louse.
The stockings were hung
by the chimmney with care,
and for some unknown reason,
Logan's underwear
The Straight Boys were nestled
all snug in their beds, while visions of Benjamin's
danced in their heads.
David and Eddy were singing a song,
while Tyler was upstairs,
Dinging his Dong!
With Shane on the tour bus,
and Diesal as well,
I had just settled down,
and was feeling quite well.
With my man laying naked,
and me in my cap, we had just settled down,
with no intentions to nap.
When up on the roof, there arose such a clatter!
I jumped off of Preston,
to see what's the matter!
And what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But a miniature sleigh,
and eight fucking reindeer!
With a little ole driver, so lively and quick,
I thought to myself, "Who the Hell is this prick?"
He came down the chimmney, like a Bat out of Hell!
And sure enough, the old bastard fell!
He rolled up a fatty, then took a big toke,
exhaled and coughed, then went straight to his work.
He filled all the stockings, with Crackers and Beer,
and a Big Rubber Dick, for the bottom that lives here.
And laying a finger aside of his nose,
the Bastard blew snot all over his clothes.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove outta sight,
Merry Christmas to All
and to All a Good Night
Keep the traditions alive!!
Merry Christmas - Jason
Hey Guys, the big day is nearly upon us and I wanted to take a minute to wish you all a Merry Christmas (or Happy Holidays, damn the pc police!)
As is the tradition in our family, no Christmas is complete without the annual reading of the Night Before Christmas, so this is my gift to you.
T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the house,
the whole Broke Straight Boys family was drunk as a louse.
The stockings were hung
by the chimmney with care,
and for some unknown reason,
Logan's underwear
The Straight Boys were nestled
all snug in their beds, while visions of Benjamin's
danced in their heads.
David and Eddy were singing a song,
while Tyler was upstairs,
Dinging his Dong!
With Shane on the tour bus,
and Diesal as well,
I had just settled down,
and was feeling quite well.
With my man laying naked,
and me in my cap, we had just settled down,
with no intentions to nap.
When up on the roof, there arose such a clatter!
I jumped off of Preston,
to see what's the matter!
And what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But a miniature sleigh,
and eight fucking reindeer!
With a little ole driver, so lively and quick,
I thought to myself, "Who the Hell is this prick?"
He came down the chimmney, like a Bat out of Hell!
And sure enough, the old bastard fell!
He rolled up a fatty, then took a big toke,
exhaled and coughed, then went straight to his work.
He filled all the stockings, with Crackers and Beer,
and a Big Rubber Dick, for the bottom that lives here.
And laying a finger aside of his nose,
the Bastard blew snot all over his clothes.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove outta sight,
Merry Christmas to All
and to All a Good Night
Keep the traditions alive!!
Merry Christmas - Jason
joninliverton
BSB Addict
Love and good tidings from across the pond xxjonxx
gwr19569424
Well-known Member
Jasonaz, I really enjoyed your version of the Night Before Christmas. I got more than just a couple of chuckles.
Merry Christmas to you and every one here in the forum and at Broke Straight Boys, D&E and BluMedia and looking forward to a lot better New Year.
Gary in Tacoma
Merry Christmas to you and every one here in the forum and at Broke Straight Boys, D&E and BluMedia and looking forward to a lot better New Year.
Gary in Tacoma
Denny Bear
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Well guys I have been trying to figure out what to send you all for Christmas then it came to me! No I mean it really came to me this link just arrived in an email, Enjoy and Merry Christmas to all of you.
http://tinyurl.com/yjxnhqc
http://tinyurl.com/yjxnhqc
jasonaz
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angelone
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Cheers and Kampai (Japanese for toast) to the New Year, 2010! Good Luck to everyone and stay hard!
BrokeStraightBoys
BSB Owner
Happy Holidays everyone and thanks for being a member. Looking forward to an amazing 2010 for the sites. 
Mark
Mark
vicekid
Well-known Member
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE.
MAY YOU ALL HAVE A HEALTHY, PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.
Live Long and Prosper,
Vicekid
MAY YOU ALL HAVE A HEALTHY, PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.
Live Long and Prosper,
Vicekid
Twas a Star Trek Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas on the Enterprise-D,
On a routine short hop to Starbase 03,
With Data on duty in the command chair,
At Warp 6, the Enterprise soon would be there.
Just for something to do while the other crew slept,
He scanned where historical records were kept --
And with a blink of his eye and a cock of his head,
"Intriguing! Tomorrow is Christmas!" he said.
But no one was stirring, and he sought to find why,
And so he buzzed Geordi, who awoke with a sigh:
"Christmas? It's only an old holiday --
Now just let me get back to sleep, okay?"
"But is to wish Merry Christmas not human to do?"
And so Data wished it -- to the whole ship and crew.
Everyone on the Enterprise awoke from this clatter --
Picard rushed to the bridge to see what was the matter.
"What is the meaning of this noise, Mister Data?"
"Sir, is it not Christmas--?" "We'll discuss it much later!"
Just then Worf said, "Captain -- a Klingon Prey Bird!
Its hull has been damaged -- it's uncloaking, sir."
"On screen," said Picard, as the Klingon ship hailed:
"Federation vessel, our Life Support systems have failed!
A strange ship attacked us, inflicting the worst,
(though naturally, of course, we'd fired on it first)."
The Klingons beamed over, and the senior staff met,
To try and determine the source of the threat.
Said Picard, "Mister Data, an assignment for you:
Give all of these Klingons something to do!
They think it's the Romulans we should look for,
Get them all off the bridge, before there's a war!"
So Data departed, while the rest of the crew
Wondered: Romulans? Ferengi? If not them, then who?
Said Worf, "Sir -- disturbance on Holodeck Three!"
The entire bridge crew ran down there to see.
Roared Picard, "Mister Data, what the devil is this!!"
"Sir, I have taught the Klingons how to celebrate Christmas."
And so there they were -- on holodecks 3, 4 and 5
With synthohol, singing and Rokeg Blood Pie!
Soon the Big E was rocking with holiday cheer
Friend,foe, and family came from both far and near.
The Romulans showed up with some Romulan Ale,
The Ferengi brought goodies for free -- not for sale!
But a strange ship was coming, the captain was told,
With one crew member only, and a huge cargo hold.
Said the Klingons, "It's the strange ship that fought us -- attack!"
Said Picard, "On Christmas? -- Mister Worf, just hold back."
And then as the ship came into view,
Onscreen came its captain -- none other than Q!
He wore a white beard and a suit of deep red...
"Joyeux Noel, mon captain," was what Santa Q said.
"Tell those Klingons next time to not go so berserk.
You need good defense systems in this line of work.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be warping away...
Did you think anyone else could do this job in one day?"
"I'm sensing emotion," said Counselor Troi,
"Peace in the galaxy, Good Will and Joy."
And they stood on the bridge and watched Q take flight,
shouting,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"
'Twas the night before Christmas on the Enterprise-D,
On a routine short hop to Starbase 03,
With Data on duty in the command chair,
At Warp 6, the Enterprise soon would be there.
Just for something to do while the other crew slept,
He scanned where historical records were kept --
And with a blink of his eye and a cock of his head,
"Intriguing! Tomorrow is Christmas!" he said.
But no one was stirring, and he sought to find why,
And so he buzzed Geordi, who awoke with a sigh:
"Christmas? It's only an old holiday --
Now just let me get back to sleep, okay?"
"But is to wish Merry Christmas not human to do?"
And so Data wished it -- to the whole ship and crew.
Everyone on the Enterprise awoke from this clatter --
Picard rushed to the bridge to see what was the matter.
"What is the meaning of this noise, Mister Data?"
"Sir, is it not Christmas--?" "We'll discuss it much later!"
Just then Worf said, "Captain -- a Klingon Prey Bird!
Its hull has been damaged -- it's uncloaking, sir."
"On screen," said Picard, as the Klingon ship hailed:
"Federation vessel, our Life Support systems have failed!
A strange ship attacked us, inflicting the worst,
(though naturally, of course, we'd fired on it first)."
The Klingons beamed over, and the senior staff met,
To try and determine the source of the threat.
Said Picard, "Mister Data, an assignment for you:
Give all of these Klingons something to do!
They think it's the Romulans we should look for,
Get them all off the bridge, before there's a war!"
So Data departed, while the rest of the crew
Wondered: Romulans? Ferengi? If not them, then who?
Said Worf, "Sir -- disturbance on Holodeck Three!"
The entire bridge crew ran down there to see.
Roared Picard, "Mister Data, what the devil is this!!"
"Sir, I have taught the Klingons how to celebrate Christmas."
And so there they were -- on holodecks 3, 4 and 5
With synthohol, singing and Rokeg Blood Pie!
Soon the Big E was rocking with holiday cheer
Friend,foe, and family came from both far and near.
The Romulans showed up with some Romulan Ale,
The Ferengi brought goodies for free -- not for sale!
But a strange ship was coming, the captain was told,
With one crew member only, and a huge cargo hold.
Said the Klingons, "It's the strange ship that fought us -- attack!"
Said Picard, "On Christmas? -- Mister Worf, just hold back."
And then as the ship came into view,
Onscreen came its captain -- none other than Q!
He wore a white beard and a suit of deep red...
"Joyeux Noel, mon captain," was what Santa Q said.
"Tell those Klingons next time to not go so berserk.
You need good defense systems in this line of work.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be warping away...
Did you think anyone else could do this job in one day?"
"I'm sensing emotion," said Counselor Troi,
"Peace in the galaxy, Good Will and Joy."
And they stood on the bridge and watched Q take flight,
shouting,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"
thomas1023
Well-known Member
Denny - Really love this video....brought a tear (of joy) to my eye. Thanks for sharing!
gwr19569424
Well-known Member
Denny Bear, just watched your e-card. That was really cute. Thanks for sending us the link. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Gary in Tacoma
Gary in Tacoma
